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• nicole • Quality memes for quality teens

[swarnpert]

might fuck around and start putting the comma in the year

[swarnpert]

August 16th 2,020

[saintbullart]

Today is the only day you can reblog this 😔😔😔

[sqgtdevpersonal]

[dgmnqueen]

[actual-haise]

[trip-dancer]

[ifonlymp3-deactivated20220624]

[malwizard]

im translating russian memes for practice and i... theyre so fucking funny

me: *flips pillow over to the cold side and goes back to sleep*

nurse who's been watching me in a coma for the past 5 years:

[teathattast]

[violaslayvis]

Old men on grindr: “Want to be my piss slave? Daddy wants to teach you a lesson you dirty slut”

Me:

[wereralph]

adding video to text posts was an incredible gift

[unclefather]

[circumcisions-deactivated201401]

what men think women love to be called:

babe

baby

sweetie

honey

sexy

what women ACTUALLY like to be called:

lamp shade

broken chair

Samuel L Jackson

dirty dish rag

Mr.Clean

[rausamon]

Okay but in freshman/sophomore years of high school the swim team called me Lamp so this is true!

[matchagirl]

dudes be like i love world wars

[swordsafetyy-deactivated2019092]

raccoons have people hands

[orcpiss-deactivated20181220]

or do we have raccoon hands

[snout]

what are these “shower thoughts” everybody’s talking about, i dont think about anything in the shower, my mind is completely blank as i douse my body in scalding hot water and stare at a wall

[slovvbro-deactivated20130818]

*marries u but only as a friend*

[dnald]

[dnald]

[stimmytyler-deactivated20200301]

sesame street gets exponentially funnier as you age. god i love it

[b0is]