[mlarayoukai]

[mlarayoukai]

you people will reblog anything

[dragongirlbunny]

[fruitsoftheweb]

[dzamie]

[ironfoot-72]

Wow, are you sure that adds anything useful?

[dzamie]

I’m not here to be useful, I’m here for my own entertainment. Part of that is thinking about furry porn.

[genderkoolaid]

transmasculine erasure is just so wild. its genuinely like people have blinders. you'd think it would be impossible for someone to make a ludicrous statement like "masculinity is always rewarded and encouraged over femininity" or "a trans man couldn't be mocked for his masculinity, because that would mean questioning masculinity itself," you'd think people would automatically go "well obviously that's not true, people seen as women are actively encouraged to be feminine and to not be masculine, yes femininity is seen as lesser but people seen as women are meant to be lesser and are supposed to be okay with and enjoy this, like this should be so obvious that we shouldn't even need to go over specific examples of how untrue it is" but no. you can say stupid bullshit like that and people will not only take it fully seriously but will genuinely get mad at you if you point out how blatantly wrong it is.

genuinely anti-transmasculinity feels like this ominous looming black void in the middle of feminism that everyone just pretends isn't there, and you are meant to stand around it and act totally normal, and if you go "hey um isn't it weird how no one talks about the ominious looming black void? it makes me feel kind of uncomfortable" everyone looks at you like you are insane and gets mad at you and tells you there is no void and thinking there's a void makes you a misogynist and also if there was a void it would be your fault it exists in the first place. and also it would be kind of a funny, perhaps even good, thing if you think about it. but there is no void! so shut up :)

[therapatical]

you can say these things and not only a bunch of people fail to challenge you on it, you can even publish it! those quotes are literally lines out of whipping girl!!!!

[dykepuffs]

I keep thinking about this and like, the mocking of incorrect/"unearned" masculinity is such a core part of how patriarchy polices itself, I don't know how this isn't part of the core ways that people understand both society's reaction to trans men, and Butches, and Studs (with added racism around what masculinity "is"!), and anyone whose masculinity isn't as close to the hegemonic ideal as possible.

I'm picking deliberately silly examples because they're less painful than going straight on to how trans men and Studs and Butches are treated, so: Think of the kind of mockery that hipsters got, for dressing like lumberjacks whilst having feminised jobs in service industries, or how the funniest thing in the world is when a mild-mannered salaryman tries to reinvent himself as a tough macho manly man, gargling his words and sitting with his knees akimbo, or how certain masculine signifiers need to be "earnt" by nebulously being Man Enough, and putting them on without being sufficiently manly is grounds for humiliation (in some eras in the West, denim in general was treated like this, or rigger boots, or military-inspired fashion like bomber jackets and aviator glasses, certain kinds of tattooing, fast cars or 4x4s, motorbikes in general, guys with desk jobs wearing Carhartt or Portwest, etc...).

And it all sounds silly (we all like to laugh at the tech ceo who has never so much as got dirt under his nails, shaving his head and growing a beard and trying to look like a retired marine!) But at the same time, it's a hurdle that is set extremely high in front of trans men, because almost by-definition our bodies "fail" at masculinity in many ways (especially early in transition) so even just putting on jeans and a plain t-shirt is treated as inappropriate posturing, faking-masculinity, unearnt-masculinity etc...

[justcatposts]

My 11-month male cat lets my foster kittens nurse on him.

(Source)

[nitewrighter]

[frankierohugejorts]

im sorry these are the funniest tags ive ever seen

[3000s]

Yes, your dentist can absolutely tell if you masturbated at home before your appointment. And in fact, a shower and change of clothes does little to hide this. The best step forward is to apologize to your dentist for masturbating.

[footlongdingledong]

rarely do i repost things and especially from shittr but this video is shutting down core partsof my mental processing i think

[catboybiologist]

Ice beam is low-key a sauceless "standard" move for its type

[catboybiologist]

Earthquake? That is THE ground move. The ground quakes beneath you.

Surf? A giant wave of water that your pokemon can ride. A thunderous tide. Invokes the ocean.

Thunderbolt? Arcing flashes of electricity zap you.

Flamethrower? Fire breath, fire throwing, an arc of propelled flame is classic.

Ice beam? It's a beam. Of ice. Could've been a gust of frigid wind, or a frost incursion, or being entombed in a glacial slab, but noooooo it's a beam. Of ice.

[kittycatwhore]

yes but it goes foowaaaa ting ting ting ting ting ting and i really like that part

[catboybiologist]

Fuck you're right post cancelled

[guerrillatech]

[lemoncat101]

[panicsaround]

[dramatic-dolphin]

i love declining birth rates 🥰 "what a horrible problem! society will collapse!" oopsie it looks like you're gonna have to make having children worth it 😊 teehee you're gonna have to improve society in order to fix this problem, or it will all collapse. oh noooooo. how horrible. :3c

[weirdthingifoundonline]

[dramatic-dolphin]

i love declining birth rates 🥰 "what a horrible problem! society will collapse!" oopsie it looks like you're gonna have to make having children worth it 😊 teehee you're gonna have to improve society in order to fix this problem, or it will all collapse. oh noooooo. how horrible. :3c

[weirdthingifoundonline]

[tragediegh]

the last day you have your house to yourself before visitors arrive is kind of like a dead wife

[tragediegh]

prev you get ittttttttttttt

[rozieette]

Today i offer you some amateur worldbuilding! i came up with a bunch of ayleid headcanons while designing my ayleid oc and im eager to share bc theyre cool and also i dont see a lot of ayleid related stuff in the fandom so contributing what i can.

this is part one out of uuuhhh idk, but next time i'll be covering clothing and then maybe architecture if this one interests ppl enough

[jimbles-archive]

[homunculus-argument]

The Odyssey but retold as a low-stakes modern adventure of one guy out with his girlfriend leaving the bar with his buddies to do just one (1) simple thing real quick, it'll take like 15 minutes tops, he'll be right back, but then some bullshit happens and the trip keeps getting more complicated as more bullshit keeps happening while he just tries to get back to the bar because he promised his girlfriend that he'd get back and he knows that she's still there because she told him she'd wait there.

And by the time he finally gets back it's almost 3 am and the bar is about to close while she's sitting there stone cold sober, surrounded by 5 drunk guys unsuccessfully trying to convince her to give up on waiting for him and go home with one of them instead. And the guy shows up to proceed to beat the shit out of them before explaining himself to her like hey sorry bullshit kept happening, my phone fell into a storm drain and my wallet got stolen when I was trying to find someone who'd borrow me a phone so I could call and

[thekijs]

His girlfriend had been fending off the 5 drunk guys for most of the evening by explaining that even if she was going to ditch her boyfriend, she can't possibly leave without finishing her beer, which she is keeping perpetually full via careful sleight of hand where she's just pouring it back and forth into and out of the pitcher.

However the drunk guys are also drinking, and eventually she can't afford to buy another pitcher for the table so she can't keep up the ever-full beer glass trick. At this point she has to resort to setting up the pool trick shot that she's never seen anyone but her boyfriend pull off, and says she'll leave with whoever manages the shot first.

That buys her another hour or so and then, finally, her boyfriend makes it back. He looks like shit, hair down and just a mess, he's wearing an entirely different jacket that he got from an alley, and barely recognizable—especially to 5 guys who've been drunk for hours now. He lurks for a minute, finds out what's going on, and proceeds to pull off the trick shot first try. Throws the jacket off, fixes his hair with a hair tie his girlfriend lends him, finally looks like himself again, and THEN beats the shit out of them with the pool cue.

[weaselle]

yuh i was there, that's how it happened

[ooppo]

"He has a 12 inch cock" well my pussy ain't a fucking magicians hat bitch where is all that supposed to go

[ooppo]

[valtsv]

the fujoshi shit is old

you should be grateful for my restraint. if you saw the fujoshi shit i do in private you'd hurl.