rebecca

call me becca or bread or whatever suits I minor I she/her I cbse student (kinda explains a lot)

[bipdf]

♡ little hearts ♡

[commongayboy-deactivated2018082]

[teacakes]

her robotic, glacial voice; the blood; the gasps from the crowd; the way her mic hits the ground on beat with the song; its performance at its peak

[kungfuchunks]

iconic

[lilith-apologist]

she gave unhinged women our rights

[brucefromfamilyguy]

i watch this video exactly once a month and it gives me full body asmr

[n-yks]

This was fighting for gay rights

[blah-kay]

We will forever stan

[commodorecliche]

never forget her commentary on this performance:

“The methodology behind what I’ve done is that, when they wanted me to be sexy, or they wanted me to be pop, I always fuckin’ put some absurd spin on it that made me feel like I was still in control. So you know what? If I’m gonna be sexy on the VMAs, and sing about the paparazzi, I’m going to do it while I’m bleeding to death and reminding you of what fame did to Marilyn Monroe, the original Norma Jean, and what it did to Anna Nicole Smith, and what it did to…  Yeah. You know who.”

[corvid--queen]

Masterpiece.

[rybesome]

@ariopteryx

[durbikins]

oh yeah, with the new size limit for .gifs this thing can finally be posted

[eggtuna]

what the fuck

[ebsbestlife]

I just….?

[elusiveandincognito]

TREASURE THIS POST. IT ONLY APPEARS ON YOUR DASH ONCE IN A BLUE MOON I SWEAR

[poisonousquinzel]

forget posting cringe to scare off Twitter folks, we just gotta make this appear to be the constant vibe here and we’ll be good skdjskksks

[catchymemes]

[socialmaya]

[plantain-emoji]

May your next period be light and end quickly

[plantain-emoji]

This is literally now my favorite post ever, because its become thousands of reblogs consisting of passing on good fortune. Meanwhile many of y’all added your own comments saying your thanks, and continuing the chain by adding your own little bit of wishful thinking. You are all wonderful.

[neeka-neko-deactivated20160625]

may you not leak even once

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

I'm looking back at random things I was taught as a kid by various adults and media and. did nobody bother to factcheck anything? was that just not an option or

[disappointedcrystalwolf-deactiv]

Could you please name one?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

swallowed chewing gum takes years to digest, blue veins are blue bc deoxygenated blood is blue, fossil fuels are made from dinosaurs, feeding bread to birds is fine, mice like cheese, carrots are good for your eyes, cleopatra was a sultry seductress, bulls can see the color red, corsets were uncomfortable and caused deformities, glass is a slow-moving liquid which is why old window panes are uneven at the bottom, tomato juice gets rid of skunk smells, young einstein failed math class, eating before swimming increases your risk of cramps and drowning, cracking your knuckles causes arthritis, iron maidens were used as torture devices, the earth's core is molten rock, and basically anything at all whatsoever to do with the myth of thanksgiving

[elven-writing]

they said name ONE-

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

bats are blind, diamonds are made of coal, the dark side of the moon is dark, the sun is yellow, lightning doesn't strike twice, columbus landed in the u.s., medieval europeans believed the world was flat, piranhas eat human flesh, goldfish have no long-term memory, porcupines can shoot their quills, people often swallow spiders in their sleep, wolves howl at the moon, humans only have 5 senses, sore muscles are caused by a buildup in lactic acid, and rust causes tetanus!

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

actually imma just leave this here

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

deeply weird that you can realize "oh actually this socially constructed gender fits my internal identity better than the socially constructed gender I was assigned by default" and people will be like "no u can't do that, you've got the wrong organs"

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

bitch I am BARLEY USING THEM

[skelbton]

Don’t take them for grainted.

[technologyvoid]

That joke was pretty wheat

[tjaebae]

So so corny...

[villainessbian]

Let's hops we can do better

[thesaltofcarthage]

rebageling this post for everyone

[fuckingaroundhavingfun]

Rye are we like this

[lunika-bloodgarden]

Amaizeing

[antique-scarecrow]

#im going farro over this

[lynati]

All because of one mis-spelt word.

[teaboot]

You know I hate to say it but sometimes a coded message isn't uncrackable because the coder was a prodigy. Sometimes the code is just bad. Not about anything specific

[teaboot]

"It took decades to crack the zodiac killer's code!"

Okay I dont know jackshit about codes but seeing as the guy was totally chill with murdering random people for fun is it possible he was just a huge fucking idiot

[teaboot]

Update: I'm always right about everything and I'm never gonna die

get wrecked, you dumb mother fucker

[andrewbelami]

That’s a cute foot fetish you got there, would you mind keeping it 25796323689432 feet away from me?

[pendejx-deactivated20200323]

25796323689432 feet you say?

[dadpat-tactual-deactivated20230]

This post turns 11 next month and it continues to be one of the funniest on this damn site

[galgorithm-deactivated20260512]

[str8aura-no-not-that-one]

"Because I do it with a small boat, I am called a pirate and a thief. You, with a whole navy, molest the world and are called an emperor."

-St Augustine, on Alexander the Great

"What even is a war? Like isn't it illegal to kill people?"

-This girl

[callmebliss-got-swamped]

They are both right

[anthropologist-on-the-loose]

The point of officially naming a pet is not to actually use that name but to have a baseline from which to come up with every conceivable nickname to call them instead.

[abysswarlock]

You bury a seed not because it looks nice in the dirt, but because the limbs that branch out will look nice in the sky

[anthropologist-on-the-loose]

Congrats on contributing to the ancient tumblr tradition of turning shitposts into profound poetry

[srsfunny]

[kawaiimunism]

Download Firefox

Install uBlock Origin

If you use Chrome, Firefox has a feature to import your bookmarks, passwords, and other data when you switch.

You deserve software that doesn’t hate you, switch to Firefox <3 🦊

[kawaiimunism]

Other good extensions:

Privacy Possum is an anti-tracking extension that not only blocks commercial trackers, it also fucks with them by generating nonsense data.

Forget Me Not is a cookie management tool that lets you choose whether/how sites can store cookies on your computer on a site-by-site basis.

Bypass Paywalls Clean does exactly what it says: allows you to bypass paywalls on news sites and the like.

SponsorBlock uses crowd-sourced data to block sponsored segments on YouTube videos. Now you never have to hear about NordVPN or Raycon ever again!

Breakthrough Twitter Login Wall is another “what it says on the tin” extension. It stops Twitter from trying to force you to log in, so you can browse anonymously in peace.

[viva-1a-resistance]

@firefox-official

[duncebento]

[luisonte]

Sin cgi pierde mucho

[tiredspacedragon]

Sound on

It looks like it can't get any better, but I am begging you, turn the sound on

[greatmountainfloofsquatch]

I don't know this sport.

[ruffboi-mags]

that was 100% the music I was already imagining happening, so that was fun.

[wanderingbreadknight]

@timetravellingkitty hehehe

You better watch with sound on >:)

[classycookiexo]

[bittersweetsadboi]

WARNING!!!!

People, please be careful. There are also people tracking children and people and putting bids on them based on their profile pictures on whatsapp, tracking and kidnapping them. Especially young children, so please be cautious, especially parents who have their children as their profile pictures.

Please pass this on to everyone so that they are aware of the danger. I don’t how it is all around the world but I know it can’t just be here so please please spread the word. Thank you.

[gallileawinds]

oh my god

[tollhousecookiedough-deactivate]

I HAVE BEEN GETTING THIS TEXT REGULARLY FOR WEEKS

HOLY SHIT THANK GOD I DIDN’T

[imagine-that-one-thing]

I’ve gotten a few of these. Never ever click a link from an unknown number!!!

[thefartshart]

oh yeahhhh, I saw that on snapchat. it’s been freakin’ EVERYWHERE lately. i haven’t been getting the text, luckily, but im still extremely cautious about it. shit’s scary.

not just girls, but boys and other genders have to be careful as well. this could happen to anyone. please be safe, my friends <3

[finninsanelycoolish-deactivated]

FOR ALL THE YOUNGER PEOPLE THAT FOLLOW. YOU GUYS ARE SMART. YOU KNOW THIS. BUT JUST IN CASE THERE ARE SOME WHO MIGHT NOT. THAT DOESN’T MAKE YOU NOT SMART, PERHAPS JUST LESS INFORMED. 

DO NOT CLICK LINKS IN TEXTS EVER. GO TO ACTUAL WEBSITES FOR ONES YOU RECOGNIZE AND TYPE IN THE URL. OR A BOOKMARK IF YOU HAVE ONE. DON’T CLICK LINKS IN TEXTS AND SOCIAL MEDIA MESSAGES/DMS AND EMAILS. EVEN IF YOU KNOW THE PERSON. TAKE EXTREME CAUTION. 

IF YOU’RE GUTS SAYS EH WOULDN’T DO THAT BUDDY. LISTEN. 

ALSO SIGNAL BOOST THE HELL OUT OF THIS

[67-chevy-baby]

I DON’T CARE WHAT YOUR BLOG THEME IS!! REPOST THIS TO SAVE A LIFE!!

[twiixr4kidz]

!!!!!!!!!

[xxbensoloxx-deactivated20210430]

PLEASE REBLOG! THIS IS VERY SERIOUS!!

[fard-man-deactivated20211120]

uh no im not allowing sex trafficking imma just reblog thisss- 

[bunnypawws]

!!!! Reblog !!!!

[glowinthedarkjello-deactivated2]

RE-FOKIN-BLOG MATE

[solisitude]

Stop whatever the fuck you’re doing and 

REBLOG

[downins]

REBLOG REBLOG REBLOG REBLOG

[incorrectlycorrectfun]

REBLOG REBLOG REBLOG REBLOG REBLOG REBLOG REBLOG REBLOG REBLOG REBLOG REBLOG REBLOG REBLOG REBLOG REBLOG REBLOG

DON’T GIVE ANOTHER THOUGHT AND JUST REBLOG THIS RIGHT NOW

[wandamaximoffbae-deactivated202]

I DONT CARE HOW LONG THIS POST IS, REBLOG REBLOG REBLOG REBLOG REBLOG REBLOG REBLOG REBLOG

[s0le-surv1v0r]

REBLOG!!

[hadu-world-100-deactivated20220]

I DON’T CARE WHAT YOUR BLOG THEME IS!!! REBLOG THIS! YOU COULD SAVE A LIFE!!

[alexglitches]

REBLOGGG

[bernkastel11]

I’M SORRY IF I BOTHERED YOU BUT THIS IS IMPORTANT!!!

@zuffer-weird-girl @lotusxcharms @honey-ryuu-clover @clanlessrebel @nanamisflowerfield @trappola-caramel @kitty-is-chilling

Tag your friends for more awareness!!!!

[why-am-i-here-someone-save-me]

no think. just clicking reblog. -Luci, probably

[magickdesign]

Oh we’re reblolgging? Is that what we’re doing? Okie!

*SLAMS THE REBLOG BUTTON*

[amingethia]

Sorry to bring this back but I just got a text like that today so. Protecting others means informing them.

[themaxbyers]

*gently slams reblog button*