TJ

Gay 27 uk

[staryifftroopers]

You're back!!!!

Yeee, puppy is back :3

[therisingking]

There’s a new pup on the block! Everyone say hi to Valter!

[love-for-boys]

[scoobydudeguy]

[maddyssweet]

i’m never in more danger than when i’m horny because i’m willing to do whatever a man says and whatever will make me cum

im horny btw

[gaygatsbyy]

Hi gay. You want to play Subnautica 2. This is a fact and you should trust facts.

[wizardarchetypes]

scariest thing is when you're a kid in a huge family run by women and then you go over to a house that's deeply patriarchal & misogynistic. i remember when i was 8 years old and i got invited over to my friend's house for a big birthday party with her entire extended family. after the enormous lunch that served over 30 people, i got called into the kitchen to do literally hundreds of dishes, alongside all the other little girls and women. not only were the boys our age all excused from the meal to go play, but all the grown men went to the living room to watch sports together and drink. i couldn't believe it. i asked why some of the grownups were watching TV but the girls had to clean up and all the women just laughed and laughed at me.

[wizardarchetypes]

as a teenager when i learned the word "sexist" and used it the older women balked at it and tried to convince me this arrangement was a good thing actually because women need space from men, and cleaning in the kitchen after parties is a sacred domain of safety. and i was like actually i think needing private safety from your own husbands, sons, and brothers sounds even worse. like do you understand you somehow made this even more troubling than it already was

[wizardarchetypes]

like i think it's fine if a bunch of sister-in-laws/wives want time together without their husbands & brothers to talk together in camaraderie. i'm not judging that. obviously. but dare i ask why the women's meetup could only take place while doing manual labor for a nearby room full of men

[miccolo67]

Channing Flynn

[thememedaddy]

[porygolgari-deactivated20260522]

Hi I’m back

[free-my-mindd]

[diedoffscreen]

[mornington-the-crescent]

[voidhymnroom]

[thatsoup]

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They should let me go into every building I want just to look around

[dovewithscales]

You can. Temporarily. At least once. More than once I've just walked into places I wasn't supposed to be in, and walked back out. Look like you know where you're going. Until you get caught. Then act lost.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

“If I had time travel I’d kill Hitler” “If I had time travel I’d stop my favourite politician getting assassinated” you’re all thinking way too small. If I had time travel I’d stop Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin from dying on the moon due to Soviet sabotage, kicking off the Great Nuclear War and devastating half of the planet.

[stavarosthearcane]

Good Job.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

#this post gets me every time 

It’s from two days ago fam how many times could there have been

[heroofthreefaces]

do you think no one else has time travel

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Happy one month anniversary to this post that has not allowed me a single day of fucking peace since I made it.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

#surprise reblog!! 

STOP IT’S BEEN MONTHS. MONTHS!

YOU CAN STOP.

[roach-works]

wow if only you had a time machine

[transdaughterofthesun]

Honestly having reached a billion notes I think it’s safe to say that in the Year of our lord 2041, this is the most popular tumblr post out there.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

I’m killing your parents before you’re born

[iforgotmyfandom]

:)

[idiototheinternet]

Still here, why’d you hesitate @derinthescarletpescatarian

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Your mum’s ability to hold up under active gunfire was really hot. I’m your dad now.

[lizyarikus]

Isn’t that the plot of Terminator

[anexperimentallife]

Where do you think the plot for Terminator came from?

[what-if-i-just-did]

This is such a classic trainwreck post that has the vibes of a 2014 screenshot posted to Pinterest and then the last addition is just last Tuesday I can’t even

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Imagine how I feel

[mrsjdavis]

POST, LIVE FOREVER!!!!!!

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

It doesn’t have to

[smegorl]

Yes it does.

[bookwyrmbran]

or at least until 2041!

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

why is it on my dash again in 2026

[housegoblin]

lifes so hard

[dykeselfcest]

it is unfortunate that there's no reason for most people to remember high school chemistry because the best analogy I have found for "the amount of energy that it takes me to initiate a task, which can be higher than the amount of energy it takes to actually complete the task" is "activation energy" and it's not precisely perfect but

yeah. and you can even include "thing that reduces the barrier to doing the task" as a catalyst/enzyme

anyway. unfortunately this does not actually clarify anything for the average person. but #ToMe it works

[a-mysterious-hooded-figure-blog]

And you know how most biological catalysts work? It contorts the reactants so that they’re more similar to how the products turn out.

Basically, put yourself in a position similar to or adjacent to the thing you want to get done, and it makes it easier to actually do the thing!

Entire bathroom too difficult to clean? Maybe just wipe down the sink. And then while you’re there maybe you’ll end up doing a bit more. Room too difficult to organize? Maybe just start with the bed. I’m bad at all that but I love chemistry so this makes me more motivated to do those things I need to 🙃

[thatsoup]

🏳️‍⚧️

They should let me go into every building I want just to look around

[dovewithscales]

You can. Temporarily. At least once. More than once I've just walked into places I wasn't supposed to be in, and walked back out. Look like you know where you're going. Until you get caught. Then act lost.