SKELBTON 2.0 DO NOT PASS GO

Wizard

[skelbton]

I’m so pretty

[todaysbird]

oh my god if you want to help the birds PUT OUT A BIRDBATH

[skelbton]

And have harlot birds bathing in my yard? No siree! I’m leaving tiny bibles written in bird language out there

[thememedaddy]

[skelbton]

He can really do that if he wants to. Source: I’m a wizard

[absolutely-xantastic]

Let’s scream with mama

[smeemos]

why are they so smeemy

Smeemo ate a smeemoberry every day.

[saturnmortis]

I’m obsessed with their smeem

[smeemos]

average smeemo shape !

[the-inevitable-leading-men]

can you throw it back???

No. - ☕️/🔪/🪣/🐈‍⬛

infected!paul starts to immediately hit the thug shaker, shaking his ass passionately. -🎼

What the fuck. - ☕️/🔪/🪣/🐈‍⬛

[skelbton]

Okay I hate tumblr dude random notification and it’s someone used my flaming text thug shaker gif

[hjartasalt]

Hello strange gay people. Look at my outfit

[josaprcat]

[hjartasalt]

Can someone who plays TF2 tell me whether or not I should block this person

[skelbton]

That’s a tall Russian man who kills bears to feed his family who ran from the Soviet government and live in the mountains. Also he likes sandwiches. Keep them around

[xanaxfarts]

4000cc breast implants :)

[mackie-ds]

[brblifuk]

[cosmic-aria]

[aariatov]

I don't know how to tell you this. But the wizard in the picture is canonically Saruman.

[metatextuality]

#saruman's big artificials vs. gandalf's big naturals

[santhewitch]

New day, new greedy adventurers turned into toads 😌

[skelbton]

The music of creed pleases this wizard

[skelbton]

The humble imp is being submerged in the bog of 10,000 horrors today! #wholesome

[skelbton]

Ok guys whoever put wyvern poison in my morning beer is reeeaaal funny and they’re getting portaled to the plane of 12 hellfires

[trugthony-the-coffee-wizard]

I, uhm, wonder who that could be...?

R-real strange indeed.

[skelbton]

Dude. Not cool. Now I need to go use one of my 40 backup livers.

[piendish]

Why are you a little car called penis

When I was bornt I said “hey doc! easy on the lights! I’m piendin’ here!” And they put me back inside my mom. Ever since that day, little piendish was never the same.

[skelbton]

Killed my rival Henry the “cool” last night

[skelbton]

Ok guys whoever put wyvern poison in my morning beer is reeeaaal funny and they’re getting portaled to the plane of 12 hellfires

[skelbton]

A bored wizard with a spyglass will end up drawing a local baron and his humble wine merchant….

[skelbton]

There’s gotta be like 62 goblins in this stupid dungeon. Istg im going to collapse this place so they shut up

[hobjobgoblin]

You go to their domicile and collapse it because they're too loud?? For shame, very typical wizard thing to do,

[skelbton]

They’re squatters! Besides, they probably like rocks. I bet.

[hobjobgoblin]

Where is your evidence that they're squatting?!

The adventurers defeated the minotaur, original deed holder to the dungeon, several months ago! And as adventurers do, they continued on, with no one to upkeep the dungeon! The land was free game to anybody, including goblins!!

[skelbton]

Look I- oh. The place collapsed. I didn’t even do that it just did that on its own. Fuck man now I don’t get to do that. Fuck.