[doctorwhotodayofficial]

In remembrance.

[theraccolta]

Photographs of Padre Pio

[helpimtrappedinawebsite]

I DONT CARE WHAT SEASON IT IS, EVERYONE NEEDS TO SEE THIS 

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[i-love-jazz-deactivated20180418]

[breakyourknees-blog]

Me, on a date: so how do you feel about using old memes?

Them: I honestly hate people using memes that have expired. It's not funny anymore

Me, shoving breadsticks into my purse: I came out to have a good time and I'm honestly feeling so attacked right now

[walkingbomb]

reminder to:

straighten your back

go pee goddAMN IT STOP HOLDING IT

go take your meds if you need to

drink some water

go get a snack if you havent eaten in a while

maybe wander around the house/stretch a little if you’ve been sat at the computer a while (artists especially: sTRETCH THOSE WRISTS)

reply to that text/message from earlier you’d forgotten about

maybe send a nice lil message to someone having a bad day?

[starrydanny]

I just would like to thank everyone who ever reblogs this so that it somehow ends up back on my dash because I usually need the reminder (especially the drinking water one)

[lilwater]

lmfao

[62mg]

someone make a meme about how literally every girl uses the dog filter on snapchat to be fake cute

[weedstoner-archive]

someone make a meme about how literally every man complains about completely benign things that women do in order to give themselves a false sense of superiority

[gotitforcheap-deactivated201611]

[wheelchair-warrior]

i am the most obnoxious person i know

[heychessikuh]

no you are a saint for making this thank you

[by-grace-of-god]

[gilmorescreencaps]

[theladyofrivendell]

We use a most unfortunate idiom when we say, of a lustful man prowling the streets, that he “wants a woman.” Strictly speaking, a woman is just what he does not want. He wants a pleasure for which a woman happens to be the necessary piece of apparatus. How much he cares about the woman as such may be gauged by his attitude to her five minutes after fruition (one does not keep the carton after one has smoked the cigarettes). Now Eros makes a man really want, not a woman, but one particular woman. In some mysterious but quite indisputable fashion the lover desires the Beloved herself, not the pleasure she can give.

CS Lewis, The Four Loves (via the-next–captain-america)

[critgemhero]

OK TUMBLR TIME TO ENLIGHTEN YOU ON THE AMAZINGNESS OF A SHOW I LOVED

The Upside Down Show is a show that basically nobody has heard of

It was created by the Comedian duo The Umbilical Brothers, (Shane Dundas and David Collins) They Also starred as the shows leads. 

Now it is an Australian Nick Jr. Show that only ran for one season before being canceled,and before you go NICK JR EW NO THATS FOR KIDS, let me explain you a thing. 

They are professional ventriloquists, mimes and and human body sound effect makers. They are super dupers talented. They use these techniques to make the show, NO PROPS. BUT now to the actual show

Its basically about them in a house with like 5 doors that take them to a billion places, and they do random crap. ALL They have a sock puppet friend, a random deep voiced Narrator, a pet fly fido, and a neighbor who’s actress plays everyone that isn’t them. YOU are part of the show (like blues clues) with your special remote control.

Its the most random stuff ever, nothing makes sense, but it is lovingly Hilariously PERFECT.

I was up at 3 AM watching this show and me and my Best friend laughed our asses off until my parents got annoyed. Its THAT RANDOM. If you need proof I found a good youtube clip from one episode

Now that you have only one example of humor. here is a list of every single episode on youtube (ONLY 11 OF THEM *sobs*)

Now go, go on, enjoy this silly little perfect creation

[rudyscuriocabinet]

Father of mercy and God of all consolation … Overshadow me with Your loving kindness, and let this divine Mystery bear fruit in me.

Saint Blaise (d. 316), Bishop and martyr, Feast day February 3 (via rudyscuriocabinet)

[luxlightly]

Honestly, Rick Rolling is the best practical joke ever. Like, there’s nothing offensive or mean  spirited about it. It’s just like “Oops you thought there would be something else here but it’s ‘Never Gonna Give You Up’.” which isn’t even a bad song. It’s fairly enjoyable to listen to. There’s no jumpscares, no screaming, no ill will. Just Rick Astley telling you he’s never going to give you up. I think that’s great. “You fell into my trap! Here, listen to this completely benign song that will have no negative effect on you.” 

[moonblossom]

I wish this were true. There’s a really good article about the problems inherent with rickrolling here.

[pinkphilosopher-deactivated2020]

Very interesting. I never thought about that and now I feel bad.

[whitewolf634]

Man, that sucks.

[softasilk-sweetashoney-deactiva]

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