bitter and vitriolic

Thirty, Flirty, and Thriving ✨

[loveridden1999]

[tetitasdelimon]

top 5 horror movies

-having a job

-not having a job

-applying for jobs

-the job market

-the concept of working my whole life

[fairyinthetrees]

running off to smoke weed with the fairies in the forest and im not coming back this time

[taahko]

i think some of you dont like narratives or stories or characters i think you just like fanfiction tropes

[taahko]

protagonists can and will be sexist, racist, insensitive, cruel, stupid, etc, especially towards the beginning of a story. these are called character flaws and they are a surprise tool that will lead to narrative fulfillment later

[mapswithoutwyoming]

And sometimes "narrative fulfillment" doesn't mean "the character overcomes their flaws" or even "the antihero is punished for their flaws"! sometimes it means the narrative says "wow was that fucked up or what? anyway i'm rod sterling"

[8one6]

I don't think the current "depiction = endorsement" crowd will ever be able to understand this.

[evvergreen]

i think i deserve $7,000,000 for everything i've been through tbh.

[scramratz]

I think people would be less suicidal if they were allowed to talk about being suicidal without risk of being sent to the Torture Dungeon

[helenmask]

working on some new Jeweled bird stickers. My first is the loon.

[prophetic-memory]

Jorge Luis Borges, "The Watcher"

[carolsturka]

[lunarosejodes]

ALRIGHT EVERYONE, TODAY’S THE DAY! GRAB YOUR KNIVES!!!

[twinkhole-destroyer]

and i'm not even living la vida loca

[land-of-daniel]

[rathayibacter]

so, dogs are good, right? its practically a truism that dogs are good. and then dogshit is bad. so there's a connection there.

horseshit is false, unreliable, and horses are very reliable. bullshit is also false, but carries an additional implication of trickery, while bulls are extremely straightforward and guileless.

so, with the pattern established... what's up with bats? are they particularly sane? is a bat's view of the world more accurate than ours? much to consider.

[deceasedcardinal]

[makesomenoise]

How Jacob Wysocki accidentally created the internet’s favorite affirmation

YOU ARE A REGULAR GUY

YOU ARE A REGULAR GUY

[dropoutdottv]

jacob how poetic

[april]

ⓘ Tip If you feel unfulfilled by how you spent your time today, you can stay up late to try to combat the sense of dissatisfaction. This will ensure that you feel even worse tomorrow.

[dumbpuppyfag]

i would let one thousand ceos die if it made a sex worker's day even slightly easier