emily

i love stephen king and writing poetry

[thorffour-deactivated20190920]

cats and snapchat

[mysticalcoffeequeen]

The last one

“Sheesh Carl what’s your problem?”

[libraryspectre]

Do y'all remember being a kid and trying to read in the car while it was dark outside and your parents wouldn’t let you turn on the light so you would try to grab snatches of sentences when you passed by street lights

[4a0000-deactivated20180901]

The moon has known me all my life

[lilldiosa]

this is the most comforting thing I’ve read so far in 2018

[whitepeopletwitter]

Teacher coming in with the assist.

[slopaganda]

me: the whole “villain kills people while classical music plays” trope is so corny and overdone

me every goddamn time i watch it happen:

[sealedbeastnue]

when will Ted himself.. finally show up to the Talk ?

[beangeneboy]

The final boss

[stray-suh-nur]

You guys know TEDtalks stands for technology, entertainment and design talks right?

[sealedbeastnue]

I will not let Ted hide behind these lies any longer

[klanced]

I just woke up why y’all yellin

[rory]

the b in ihob stands for burgers instead of Breakfast

[klanced]

im sorry what

[wulfric-schwarzfell-deactivated]

I’m waiting on that sike

[princeofsparkles]

If ever there was a time for “Thanks! I hate it!” THAT TIME IS NOW

[saxifraga-x-urbium]

I have never felt more old and confused than I do in this moment

[animatedtext]

[lematworks]

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[actually-good-car-mods]

Soul mate AU

[truelladeville-deactivated20140]

I wanna see pictures of your lowest moment from 2013 go

[theblogchoseme]

I was in a Toy Story play.

And I loved it.

[truelladeville-deactivated20140]

You’re an inspiration to us all

[notquiteshakespeare-deactivated]

please explain how this was your lowest point

[sawsbvck]

primadonna girl……………………………………………………………………………………….

[sawsbvck]

…………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………yeah

[guava-jarritos]

In High School Musical 2 Sharpay very clearly states that they have “…Iced tea imported from England, life guards imported from Spain, towels imported from Turkey, and turkey imported from Maine.” In order to import an item, it must come from another country. The series is set in Albequerque, New Mexico, and as New Mexico and Maine are both part of the United States Of America, they cannot have their turkey imported from Maine. As most of the characters are white, and all speak English, this clearly indicates that High School Musical takes place in an alternate universe where a second Civil War has split the nation and New Mexico is no longer part of the Union, based on the fact that we never see the characters celebrate the Fourth of July. In this essay I will

[guava-jarritos]

Alternative explanations:

The United States didn’t win the Mexican-American War and New Mexico is still part of Mexico. Unlikely, based on the shortage of Latino characters and, of course, the whole English-speaking thing

Maine was the one that separated and New Mexico is still an American state. I can’t remember if there are American flags anywhere or not?

Mr. and Mrs. Evans are so extremely rich that they have won the right to have Lava Springs Resort be its own sovereign nation. Highly likely. Honestly I don’t know why I didn’t think of this one first.

[hailqiqi]

Alternative explanation:

Sharpay is a fucking liar because there’s no way you can import iced tea from England.

[witch---image-deactivated201902]

I don’t have paranormal experiences, I AM a paranormal experience.

[tattersby]

Life goal: someone meeting me considers it an “encounter”.

[dykeofhearts]

Artemis is a confirmed lesbian because Sappho has a fragment that just says “Artemis” and well folks!!! it’s confirmed!!!

[dykeofhearts]

iconic

[lordxeras]

My girl Sappho was so gay for Artemis she couldn’t even finish a sentence about her

[pussiesaregod]

ok but why is ‘potato’ always used negatively in phrases? ‘couch potato’ and ‘he looks like a potato’……… what the hell have potatoes ever done to you? potatos are the mvps of the food world, the backbone of many dishes. they never let u down. potatoes are the real winners here and we should feel honoured to be described as one

[absurdcachinnation]

I can think of at least one time potatoes have let down a very large group of people.

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