[cadmiumflavoredsoju]

So if for some goddamn reason you still have tiktok? Maybe delete it

This shit is dystopian as fuck

Delete it as soon as you can do not fucking use the app at all

[crow-caller]

Yeah, so, "TikTok is officially under the control of a cadre of pro-Trump billionaires including Larry Ellison."

[ladyshinga]

[dogpuppy]

[parakeet]

after careful investigation yeap its dirt.

[planet4546b]

image id: a photo of a wild green parakeet standing on the ground and bent over as if to examine the dirt below it. end id.

[sleepyjim2]

ⓘ Tip: while sewing, you can unlock scary sewing by losing your needle somewhere on your bed.

[teathattast]

[teathattast]

my ball, :)

[definitelyimportantpost]

[megamindsupremacy]

first rule of storing tupperware is have fun and be yourself. second suggestion is slam the cabinet door quickly and don’t worry ‘bout it.

[caleohateclub]

new reason to stay alive: outlive the trump presidency. In fact, outlive Trump. He isn’t immortal. We can live to see the day he's guaranteed to never be in office ever again and we can make sure he knows that he'll never have enough power to kill you

stay strong, friends, this isn't your fault

[muppetshow2026]

you may think misogyny is good because it is made up of miso, which is delicious, and gyny, which is woman. and girl miso sounds great. but 👆 it is not girl miso

[picopepin]

[cryptiddies]

Jake Paul got his jaw broken, happy holidays everyone 😌🩵

[cryptiddies]

Andrew Tate got his shit rocked, too!!! 🎉🥳🎊

[moniquill]

[sugary-sheep]

we need to put every animal in a big pot and boil them

[sugary-sheep]

well if tumblr user homophobia thinks I shouldn't do it!!

[gayvampyr]

apartment. i’m at my apartment

[victusinveritas]

[vvitchella]

not to be disabled on main but have you ever fucking noticed how every god damn thing requires both time and energy

[plumknodel]

[howdoichangethis-deactivated202]

shut up im MLM fuck you

[slutty-satan]

IDC about your essential oils