Just A Cryptid

he/they • 27 • i'm a product of the gutter -dracula

[contemptible-scoundrel]

Ccan i hit?

I would parry every blow?

[hanavesinauttija]

I went to the forest that makes you have multiple pronouns and accidentally touched some poison ivy there

[hanavesinauttija]

now I'm it/she

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

OH COME THE FUCK ON

[youramradio-deactivated20240428]

i call this the headcanon chart. see my vision

[youramradio-deactivated20240428]

elaboration

[theroseunblown]

if I may:

[funstealer]

Jenny Anderson x Lily Gatins Distressed Sterling Silver Arrow Choker

[theoneofwhomisblue]

[blossposs]

[crispylilworm]

[theoneofwhomisblue]

[theoneofwhomisblue]

[roysflowers]

no more daddy. in 2026 all men whimper on floor pathetic

[looney-lei]

A gentleman with an alluring set of canines

...must be awful whenever he bites his tongue, though, whoops

[kosmogrl]

[quasi-normalcy]

My favourite part of the movie Corpse Bride is when the bride accuses her murderer of murdering her and the guy flips out and insists that the animate corpse who returned from the grave to implicate him is “clearly delusional”, like what a fucking legend.

[quasi-normalcy]

That feeling when your gaslight reflex is so strong that it overpowers your fear of the undead

[rogueemberlight]

The stained glass style still has me in a chokehold but I did deviate a bit to play around with backgrounds in a more sketchy style (that I also love). The colors in this one?? 😍

I may have liked this one so much that I made a Gambit one to match. 🙃😁 (will post later)

[theropodfan-deactivated20241023]

[luwha]

[evergreen-femme]

[tiffycat]

Lil Kurt warmup

[apatheticfluorescence]

some hyper famous artists like Van Gogh transcend overratedness and become underrated because they're so normalized. Like I'll look at a van Gogh and I'm like wait this really is amazing you guys don't get it

[headspace-hotel]

Shakespeare is like this

[insufferablepirate]

Every time I see a Van Gogh that’s not one of his better known pieces it absolutely blows me away

Have you seen this shit my liege? smh unreal

[chickenscratcherart]

Just finished this 2 panel comic stuck in my backlog for months. Fuck 🧊

[lakevida]

would you rather be on a five hour drive with a thomas sanders fan or a hazbin hotel fan. and you can’t crash the car i’m sorry

[fortooate]

thomas sanders fan because they might be hung. gimme another

[karrakazz]

got any rationale for this or is it more of an intuitive thing

[fortooate]

honestly i gauge all situations with a ‘will this involve me sucking dick’ metric and a five-hour two-person car trip is a high background reading so i’m mostly playing in the margins here? but thomas sanders is theater kid is horny is might be hung whereas hazbin hotel is not unhorny but horny in a currency i don’t accept. i hope you can understand.

[karrakazz]

i dont, but you seem to, and thats what matters

[woodrider]

ma'am, I'm going to place you on a brief hold while I look for a reaction image

[risk-repeater]

this job market is a fucking nightmare