this format is fucking horrifying
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
cherry valley forever

#extradirty

No title available
occasionally subtle
2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year
$LAYYYTER
Keni
we're not kids anymore.

Love Begins
trying on a metaphor
Mike Driver

if i look back, i am lost

Discoholic 🪩

Andulka
hello vonnie
No title available

祝日 / Permanent Vacation

shark vs the universe
taylor price
seen from Germany

seen from Türkiye

seen from Malaysia

seen from Spain
seen from Brazil
seen from Brazil
seen from United States
seen from United States

seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States

seen from United States

seen from India
seen from United States

seen from United States
seen from United States

seen from United States

seen from United States

seen from United States
seen from United Kingdom
@brennan-fall
this format is fucking horrifying
translation:
panel 1: the triangle machine is acting up
panel 2: im paid 9.11€ per hour with tax so circle it will be and fuck you
a collection
a group of mystery-solving teens break into my wizard tower and—after a series of whimsical and spooky hijinks—manage to tie me up and say “alright gang, time to see who’s really behind this ugly ‘evil wizard’ mask,” and then they pull on my face and i go “ow…”
Would you like Krongus to remove the teens from the premises
jeepers. just throw em in the pit
Which pit?
The tower possesses 3 pits
the—the death pit, obviously
Krongus is unsure of the morality of condemning the teenagers to the death pit
would you do it for a krongy snack
feel free to ignore i just thought the placement was funny
no I understand
(Source)
could someone list all the songs though
Ask and you shall receive:
“The Distance” by Cake “POP/STARS” by K/DA “Fist Bump” from Sonic Forces “My Sweet Escape” by Gwen Stefani “First Date” by Blink-182 “Still Alive” by Jonathan Coulton “Everybody Wants to Rule the World” by Tears For Fears “Chop Suey” by System Of A Down “Don’t Stop Me Now” by Queen “Smells Like Teen Spirit” by Nirvana “Boulevard of Broken Dreams” by Green Day “Stand Proud” from Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure “Party Rock Anthem” by LMFAO “Basket Case” by Green Day “Walk Like An Egyptian” by The Bangles “Accidentally In Love” by Counting Crows “London Bridge” by Fergie “Milkshake” by Kelis “Like a G6” by Far East Movement “You Don’t Know You’re Beautiful” by One Direction “Hey Ya” by Outkast “We Didn’t Start The Fire” by Billy Joel “Roundabout” by Yes “Bodies” by Drowning Pool “So What” by P!nk “Pumpkin Hill” from Sonic Adventure 2 “The Middle” by Jimmy Eat World “Fancy” by Iggy Azalea “Toxic” by Britney Spears “Sugar We’re Going Down” by Fall Out Boy Monkey Watch “Get Low” by Lil Jon “Walkin On The Sun” by Smash Mouth “All Star” by Smash Mouth Me plugging the Bandcamp link where you can download this
Hope you enjoy
YOU DIDN’T TELL ME THE SOURCE VIDEO IS AN HOUR AND A HALF LONG
Honestly, me too.
This has the same energy of the dash cam video of the Russian dude just lowering his sun visor to block the light of the exploding meteor thing a couple years back.
we are already living in the cyberpunk future and i know this because within a span of 3 days we went from this tweet:
to thousands of people making phony images and replying to them with their passionate desire to have them as a tshirt to overload the bots with nonsense and junk and send out warnings to shoppers like this:
and now we even have people replying to pictures of baby yoda with “i want this on a tshirt” knowing how ravenous disney is being with copyright in hopes to get the stores taken down altogether
i dont know what it is about stuff like this and the whole turn mei into a symbol of hk protesters thing but, its really reassuring for some reason
And the next step…
https://teezyli.com/
Holy shit y’all look at the front page of the site right now
Oh my god
Anyway, I just emailed [email protected] to report the site for very evilly stealing Disney’s IP! Because obviously that is very evil and bad and shit.
I’ve never seen such a perfect example of fighting fire with fire.
Holy fucking shit
I’m DYING.
More accurately
NFT bots have met their match in the form of t-shirt bots stealing their 'exclusive' works. Here's how it's all going down.
The next generation…
https://www.gizmodo.com.au/2021/10/nft-bots-tshirt-online-twitter-war/
This is like a “you gotta get a box of cheese, a mouse, and a cat across the river” puzzle except the goal is to get them all to eat each other somehow
Updated the meme for Endwalker. (Posted to my twitter)
Please UNHEAR about the critically acclaimed MMORPG Final Fantasy X|V online so I can log in.
shredded mic
hahahaha good job
This is how we know cats are sent from heaven
This is how we know that whatever trouble cats cause is deliberate
@squidwardsbastard
finally…scientific proof!!
best callback in star trek best one everyone else shut up
Why am i wheezing at this
Keanu Reeves is like that one straight dude in your psychology class that handles you coming out better than literally everyone you know for no understandable reason even though he knows nothing about anything
Can someone explain the Matrix being a trans allegory to me because, I'm gonna be honest, I thought it was just cool action movie where man fights computer and downloads new skills
Having ADHD is that your brain either feels like
Or
And it can switch in a matter of seconds.
bold of you to assume im not
THATS IT THATS WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE
birdy.., !’
Yep that's what it's like
Your mental problems can be solved by eating meat and potatoes