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Briana/22/Music 🌼

[cheesymovie]

a charming photo of young john mulaney, seemingly celebrating the kennedy assasination 

[psychoticrambling]

Princess Diana wasn’t John Mulaney’s first kill

[wardisahi-deactivated20250625]

ANIMATED MOVIES TURNED/TURNING 20 YEARS IN 2020

The Tigger Movie (February 11th, 2000)

An Extremely Goofy Movie (February 29th, 2000)

The Road to El Dorado (March 31st, 2000)

Dinosaur (May 19th, 2000)

Titan A.E. (June 16th, 2000)

Chicken Run (June 21st, 2000)

Pokemon 3: The Movie (July 8th, 2000)

The Little Mermaid 2: Return to the Sea (September 19th, 2000)

Scooby Doo and the Alien Invaders (October 3rd, 2000)

Help! I’m A Fish (October 6th, 2000)

Joseph: King of Dreams (November 7th, 2000)

Rugrats in Paris: The Movie (November 17th, 2000)

The Land Before Time 7: The Stone of Cold Fire (December 5th, 2000)

Batman Beyond: Return of the Joker (December 12th, 2000)

The Emperor’s New Groove (December 15th, 2000)

Pokemon: Mewtwo Returns (December 30th, 2000)

[wingnightcd]

You telling me these all came out in the same year? We were fucking spoiled.

[musashi]

6 am and this tweet just made me laugh so hard i choked on my coffee and started sobbing

[valtsv]

[clanni]

[foxweary-deactivated20150822]

Do you know what a Penguin is, person with hastags?

[australiansanta]

shut up this was a bad day for me i got confused and excited

[bubbagumps]

[pepsisvegetables]

I’ll never forget the time I was waiting for my friend by the bathroom in the mall I watched a guy go into the men’s room empty handed, and when he came out he had an ice cream cone

[dankmemeuniversity]

[freak-for-freaks]

You guys if I were drunk seeing this I would have died

[nightlock]

[nine-frames]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[sex-obsessed-lesbian]

DAMNIT WHY DID I LAUGH

[reyjis-deactivated20220625]

SNOW WHITE AND THE SEVEN DWARFS year 1937 | directors David Hand, Wilfred Jackson, Ben Sharpsteen, Perce Pearce, Larry Morey, William Cottrell

[teekily]

[whackityshmackity]

this needs no context because it applies to almost everything

[stimman3000]

[fushia1198]

His lil front teeffff

[fuck-customers]

[feastofsnakes]

Imagine how little candles must have cost in the 1700s. Must've been pretty cheap, right? With everyone using them all the time instead of electricity? Now think about how much they cost now. 20 some dollars for a candle. What if we could go back to when candles were cheap? Wouldn't you want that? What if we could make that happen.

[discotechnician-portal]

OP is gonna cut the power grid

[catlezzer-deactivated20200616]

why is this sentence written with such perfect comedic timing

[noxee]