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Briar • they/she • 23

[briarblooms]

So I guess the wedding I’ll never be getting will live in the back of my mind

[sheikahfication]

I need a blowjob but I don’t have a penis or a strap on and I’m not taking off my pants so you’re just gonna have to figure it out

[importantcatpics]

[briarblooms]

My birthday is next week and my kinda girlfriend may be coming over everyone manifest I get lesbian sex for my birthday

[shark-citrus]

i am as doomed as a middle schooler

[fishpondfish]

last night was an anthony bourdain gif

[stuckinapril]

[elkatt-art]

sksw zelda rough paint bc i just finished watching the game and i am.... very emotional about her....

[briarblooms]

You are not your ssri sweats mentally ill girl

[swagcatholic]

Sometimes I get so horny I actually touch myself sexually

[kylieminvogue]

"FRIENDS" S06E13 - "The One with Rachel's Sister"

[stuckinapril]

I’m not the woman I was a few years ago or even a year ago but I still like to hold her hand and remind her she did her best with what she knew

[stuckinapril]

[greelin]

“an escape room as a teammate/coworker bonding experience” that sounds like saw. You are describing saw to me.

[omegaversereloaded]

I get it though. Every time i watch a 90s movie where broke 20 somethings are just hanging out and partying in the city nonstop wearing cute clothes i have to remind myself that it's fake . It's fake.

[theweight]

can i say i dont give a fuck if anyone is 'performative reading' bc like at least they are reading at all. people are reading less and less so idrc if someone is reading to cultivate a certain image or whatever the fuck performative reading means

[24x81]

morning hot coffee and afternoon iced coffee are two separate entities. morning hot coffee is your state sanctioned substance abuse to get low level drugs in your body. afternoon iced coffee is a sweet treat that has no impact on your physical body but will boost morale. you can have 8 thousand iced coffees and it will never negatively effect you