Wow a Title

she/they really fucking tired I Am A MINOR please no NSFW asks/notes <3

[oreoshakelol]

i am three geckos in a trench coat

[thereisanameherewriting]

Into

I'm Raven

They/it/any (neopronouns. NO he/him or she/her. IDGAF how you refer to me as long as it's not binary. I am an old forest god and my gender cannot be described so have fun.)

My main blog is @bricksandbirds

I'm the writer of SimonSays Your Science Teacher is Hot

My Ao3 is Therewasanamehere

I write fanfiction and surreal/weird bullshit

I write something every day

My random (non fanfiction daily writing) tag is raven rambles

[the-quasar-hero]

You can make a movie with where the only white character is a man named Ray Cism whose one line of his 16 seconds of screen time is “I seriously hate women and minorities.” and you’ll find fifty bajillion reader x Ray Cism fanfics and renaissance style drawings of him with a halo of golden light

[girlrandomstuff]

i love the women of project hail mary

i love annie shapiro and her not having any filter "sorry i had to go use the restroom, i was peeing myself" and her nerdy excitment to get to learn from grace

i love olesya ilyukhina, her bravery and childlike innocense, hugging the earth's dicatator like nothing, taking her teddy bear to a suicide mission, and literally sacrificing her life for humanity without a second thought

i loved dr. lokken's pride and her beef with grace about his theory

i love eva stratt and her love for humaity being so big that she had to destroy herself to give humanity a real chance to have a future

[eggnogtoast]

trying to bed a knight like: *unbuttons your jupon* *unbuckles your cuirass* *unbuckles your gorget* *takes off your hauberk* *stops to catch my breath* *unbuttons your gambeson* *takes off your shirt*

[orcboxer]

it's meee I'm your guardian angel hiiiiii 😇 okay🙏 so. in about six months, you're gonna die of starvation. 🥺 and if I don't protect you, I will get: #fired! 🫢 and that is No Good 🙅‍♀️ hahaaa So. 🙏 I looked into causes of starvation, and it turns out: Your death is totally preventable! 😯 Uh oh! 😆 There's more than enough food to sustain you without interfering with anyone else's survival, but you're not allowed to have it! 🤨 Whaaat? 🤷‍♀️ Apparently, your death is premeditated by thousands of things called "shareholders." So. 🙏 I've been killing people,

[arroscnleche]

soy yooo tu ángel de la guarda holiiiiii 😇 okay🙏 bueno. en como seis meses, vas a morir de hambre. 🥺 y si no te protejo, me van a: #¡despedir! 🫢 y eso No esta Chido 🙅‍♀️jajaaa Entonces. 🙏investigue acerca del tema y resulta que: ¡puedo prevenir tu muerte al 100%! 😯 ¡Uh oh! 😆 Hay más que suficiente comida para que sobrevivas sin que interfieras con la supervivencia de los demás, ¡pero no puedes teneral! 🤨 ¿Queeeé? 🤷‍♀️ Al parecer, tu muerte fue premeditada por miles de cosas llamadas "accionistas." Y bueno. 🙏 empeze a matar personas,

[tracing-rivers]

c'est moooi ton ange gardien coucooou 😇 bon 🙏 alors. dans genre six mois, tu vas mourir de faim. 🥺 et si je te protège pas, je vais me faire: #virer ! 🫢 et ça c'est pas Pas Super 🙅‍♀️ hahaaa Donc. 🙏 j'ai fait mes recherches sur les causes de famine et devine quoi: Ta mort est 100% évitable ! 😯 Oh-oh ! 😆 Il y a largement assez de ressources pour te nourrir sans interférer avec la survie d'autrui, mais tu n'y as pas accès ! 🤨 Quoooi ? 🤷‍♀️ Apparemment ta mort a été préméditée par des milliers de trucs appelées des "actionnaires". Du coup.🙏 j'ai tué pas mal de monde,

[clockworkspider]

hiiiiii 😇 我是亲的守护小天使！okay🙏 嗯。您在差不多半年会饿死哈🥺 若我不能救您我会被#炒鱿鱼！🫢 那可不行哦🙅‍♀️ 哈哈。所以昵🙏我查了一下人类饿死的原因，然后发现：诶呀呀😯亲的死是可以避免哒！😆 这世上有足够食物给亲吃，一点儿也不需要影响别人的生存率哒！但不给亲！🤨 怎么会这样昵？ 🤷‍♀️ 原来，亲的死是被一帮叫“股东”的东西计算好滴！ 所以昵🙏 我杀了一些人，

[orcboxer]

y'all are doing some rosetta stone shit to me

[thefairytaler]

My wife pointed out to me the other day that apparently most people were literally only taught how to say Sorry and not how to Apologize or even that they are different things so here.

If all you ever do is step 1, not only did you not apologize, but people will rightfully stop believing you and start getting pissed or hurt.

[bricksandbirds]

Yeah, DAD

[colestyle-deactivated20231123]

sending people wikipedia articles is my favorite form of humor. one time a long time friend of mine asked why i was using a different name and acting different i sent him the wikipedia page for DID. ryder just asked me why its 108 degrees in nevada right now and i sent him the wikipedia page for global warming and the season of summer.

[colestyle-deactivated20231123]

i see you all in the tags going "this is so funny" you better not steal my fucking bit. im copyrighting this joke

[jrwiyuri]

Plagiarism - Wikipedia

[colestyle-deactivated20231123]

you cant do this to me

[skeleton-monarch]

Unintended consequences - Wikipedia

Unintended consequences - Wikipedia

[grey-rays-of-sunshine]

[ID: tags reading #i feel like i'm investing #remember me when this post has 20k /End ID]

[oh-frederik-what-a-day-its-been]

[headspace-hotel]

Was I the one scrolling this post like "surely this is going to be the last one"

[papayafromtv]

Hey papaya, loving the batcom series, im curious tho, which civilian does Jason have a bigger beef with: HOA Carol or Not-a-Meta Magician?

Also the fact that flipping Crime Ally has an HOA, is insane to me, a born&raised city gal. I currently live in a very mid income artsy bourgh, we have a community garden but no HOA to speak of.

But precisely because of I personally find it strange,I can actually totally buy that Gotham neighborhoods are just like that. Gotham is its own breed.

i actually had to think about this for a while, but i think the answer realistically is that there is no civilian enemy that batcom!jason has the Most beef with. i think jason’s the kinda guy who likes assigning people mental roles, so he’ll choose an ‘enemy’ in just about every Situation he ends up in. the only two i think ive actually mentioned are his HOA enemy and local magic club enemy, but in my head he totally has like 50 others. dude has an enemy at the local garden centre. at the movie theatre. in bludhaven, somehow. thats why nobody takes him seriously when he shows up again for the 15th time that month like ‘i got into a fight with my enemy’ because 90% of the time he means he had an argument with some bloke down the street. he doesn’t hate them on a measurable scale of most to least, i think he just fixates on whoever is in front of him at that specific point in time.

in short, he has a shit attention span and so the enemy he hates the most is whoever’s within his eye-line

[thelegendofjenna]

I'm trying to take the high road but I'm like, dragging myself bleeding and sobbing along the high road while looking so so longingly at the low road

[theres-pansies]

Because poor Dr. Grace was never meant to be up there with a dead crew and no memories :,)

Based on this post by @the-immortal-restless

[calebwittebane]

you have destroyed and betrayed yourself for an amazing reason

[oreoshakelol]

the trans experience in a nutshell

[drtrinitysantos]

the kids are calling them "stone fruits." they start off small—think cherries. then they're hooked and they need a quick fix, they get peaches, maybe some nectarines. it's all they can think about. before you know it, they're trying the really hard stuff—apricots, plums. once they taste a mango there's no going back.

[sickdogs]

[bricksandbirds]

Violet update!!

I haven't done one of these in a while

(For those who recently came here because you like my BloodyMary fic Violet is my debut EP)

Songs written:

3.5/5

Songs recorded:

3/5

YAY!!!

Edit: it'll be out by January 2027

[deadgravity]

Simon, hey Simon, Simon wake up, Simon, hey, what the FUDGE does that mean?

[bricksandbirds]

Simon me fr

(I'm psychotic. As in I have psychosis. I'm taking meds dw. My main hallucination was a really tall human silhouette

I hope this is how some of you guys learn this fact about me)

[oreoshakelol]

i hate that i found out about that like this

like it make a fuck ton of sense now but damn