AKA Bridge-ette

Minor!! no dono requests, i have nothing to donate transgender, pan, oxford comma lover, and slowly going crazy

[cottoncandylesbo]

oh fuck... the adderall has hit my system... the change, it's happening... grRRRGH...!! get away from me, before it's too late...!!

(flails on the ground, then stands up and does the dishes)

[classicsnake]

everyone’s trying to stump the akinator so i’m gonna try and see if he’ll know that i’m thinking of the little symbol on the front of his turban

[classicsnake]

come on it hasn’t even been 10 fucking seconds

[classicsnake]

GOD DAMN IT

[classicsnake]

i fucking hate this stupid piece of shit genie fuck him i hate him so fucking much

[1995lahaine]

im gonna shit

[stankyleg-deactivated2918973]

[ask-maxie-boy]

The prophet… he tried to warn us. He told us it was too much power, and yet we all laughed. We made a joke of him.

Moreos Guy, if you’re out there, I would like to personally apologize for not heeding your warning to us.

[m1911s-mile22]

Can’t fathom how I’ve been on this site so goddamn long that there’s a whole new generation of people on here that don’t know who Moreos Guy was.

[gastrophobia]

Do you miss Rainbow Capitalism?

Guess what?

Companies supporting queer folks only when it's convenient is rainbow capitalism!

If you see a brand who used rainbow logos last year completely ignoring Pride this year, that's rainbow capitalism, baby!

If you don't like that kind of fair-weather allyship, then you don't actually like rainbow capitalism.

That fake support was a side-effect of increased acceptance, not the cause.

[gastrophobia]

If you just miss buying Pride merch, you can do that without rainbow capitalism! There are lots of cool independent queer creators who sell Pride stuff. Many of them are on Tumblr!

[gastrophobia]

The thing is I really don't think public acceptance of us has decreased at all. That's not what any of the polls show. Bigots have gotten louder, but our allies haven't gone away.

This isn't a canary in a coal mine.

These brands folded at the slightest amount of pushback. Target toned down their Pride stuff because a few angry losers filmed themselves knocking down store displays, not because we suddenly stopped being profitable!

[disclaimeriamaloser]

the fuck you mean it’s ethically sourced

[chiarascur0]

good meowning

[katiknitt]

I'm always afraid people think this secretly about me, but some strangers are bold enough to say it out loud

[renstrapp]

Oh hello Ranger Harper...

In 2024, I made a comic written by Mel Gillman! It's a 13 page hot, sweaty, dirty comic between Ranger Harper and her nemesis, the invasive Garlic Mustard. I've been revisiting these characters lately and doing some risograph exploration :)

[lingonberry24]

Ranger x Invasive species toxic Yuri was not on any bingo card but here we are

[renstrapp]

garlic mustard is in fact non-toxic and foragers are highly encouraged to eat as much as possible! edible yuri

[lingonberry24]

edible yuri

[lazyottercat]

I sure do love a ‘watercolour textured brush colouring + rough lines rendering by pencil’ duo

-it just scratches that itch in the back of my head the right way

and also old photos/paintings of kids holding cats, I find them rather amusing

also doodle of the trio as kitties :D

[strawberryfairyflower]

If I disappeared nobody would care

[bridge-maker-ette]

WRONG! the world is like a glass of water and everyone has an effect on everyone else, you're important

[beadyeyedcockatiel]

I love you, The Oh Hellos

I love you, The Crane Wives

I love you, Rabbitology

I love you, Sparkbird/Stephan Nance

I love you, The Family Crest

I love you, Hozier

I love you, Cosmo Sheldrake

I love you, Yaelokre

I love you, The Amazing Devil

I love you, Elio Mei

I love you, Fish in a Birdcage

I love you, The Paper Kites

I LOVE YOU, INDIE FOLK!!! I LOVELOVELOVELOVELOVE YOU!!!! AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!

[bridge-maker-ette]

heavy on cosmo sheldrake, rabbitology, and The Oh Hellos!!!

i love them sm

[omens-augury]

i used to really dislike the Mr Jukes version of Wriggle (cosmo sheldrake) but i have grown in my tastes.. i appreciate its whimsy

[nevermatchandscpsradadventures]

[bridge-maker-ette]

i dunno if y'all have been seeing these videos on your average slop platforms but there are videos clearly trying to imitate tumblr style posts and legit everything is ai. this whole post was generated

i fucking hate it here

[only-cat-memes]

[bridge-maker-ette]

you do now

[transmascmarypoppins]

why is this post completely broken in every way imaginable

[cecilsrandomeverything]

Broken notes… deactivated account… removed image….

Finally, we have them all.

[spacefinch]

In addition: OP’s name is just… gone. No “[insert username]-deactivated[insert a bunch of numbers]” as is the standard for deactivated blogs.

Just the world “deactivated.” Look upon their post, ye mighty, and despair.

[chatblancofficial]

It’ll be almost impossible to find this post unless it wanders across your dash.

[huewrite]

It wandered across mine. I shall help it travel forward.

[hellsitegenetics]

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Closest match: Heterocephalus glaber genome assembly, chromosome: 9 Common name: Naked Mole-Rat

(image source)

[magicalmysteryperson]

rufus my beloved

[cranberry-branflakes]

I DONT WANT A LOT FOR CHRISTMAS

THERE IS JUST ONE THING I NEED

I DONT CARE ABIUT THE PRESENTS UNDERNEATH THE CHRISTMAS TREE

I JUST WANT YOU FOR MY OWN

MORE THAN YOU COULD EVER KNOW

MAKE MY WISH COME TRUEEEEE

ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMASSSS IS YOUUUU

[not-really-a-conjunction]

BRAN. ITS NOT EVEN HALLOWEEN.

[cranberry-branflakes]

I DONT WANT A LOT FOR CHRISTMAS

THERE IS JUST ONE THING I NEED

AND I DONT CARE ABOUT THE PRESENTS UNDERNEATH THE CHRISTMAS TREE

I DONT NEED TO HANG MY STOCKING THERE UPON THE FIREPLACE

SATAN CLAUS WONT MAKE ME HAPPY WITH A TOY ON CHRISTMAS DAY

[bridge-maker-ette]

satan claus won't make you happy at all, he'll give you coal

[cranberry-branflakes]

well she got an Agatha All Along mug last year so she can give me that

[bridge-maker-ette]

sick as fuck i didn't know Satan knew ball. also that she uses she her phone rohfh so kill me as sell