[siriusblaac]

if jk rowling wanted me to like snape she should’ve given him a better redemption arc than “i wanted to bang your mom”

[kkoongie]

I’m actually crying I love this facebook is just outright calling Donald Trump dumb like

[fwizard]

you know when something seems so incredible you have to go see it for yourself

jesus christ

[kkoongie]

I am having an out of body experience

[fwizard]

says he genius, actually

[witch-of-habonim-dror-blog]

you all have permission to come to my funeral and give wildly conflicting accounts of my life

[lazyentitlednarcissist-deactiva]

Please. I want nothing more than to be shrouded in a confusing mesh of myth and fact

[unclefesterkin-deactivated20200]

in 2018 we will stop feeding ducks bread bc we realise it’s bad for them nutritionally and isn’t great for their water either and feed them good shit like oats, corn, lettuce, defrosted frozen peas, duck pellets and a bunch of different kinds of seeds. 

[blindbee]

[avodaco]

me when i get my student loan

[g8dtier]

this is the money cat. reblog in 30 seconds and you will find yourself with more wealth

[strikercorbie]

#this is the only money cat i will reblog because it’s actually doing the manekineko pose151,646 notes (via lolwhutninja)

OMG YOU’RE RIGHT

[nonespark-blog]

and it has its right paw up! the correct paw for this. and from the markings on its ears, it looks like it might be a calico cat. which is the luckiest kind!

[carrionbeast]

extremely lucky cat

[ladynorbert]

I don’t even care if it actually works, I’m mostly reblogging because it’s freaking adorable.

[sweet-cherry-fairy-deactivated2]

cute cat and need money, good post, 10/10

[allthenamesilikearetaken]

in case anyones interested in the other versions

http://www.namaii.com/manekineko/maneki-neko-types.html

[mmusclechan]

Y’know I reblogged this a bit ago and was saved from financial probation and getting kicked out of school because of it, just mere months from graduation. Got a call from the financial aid advisor telling me that they made a mistake with filing my account (or some other sort of clerical error) and said that, basically, they owe me money. Welp.

[winjennster]

Last time I reblogged the money cat, I won two $100 gift cards at work.

[kaepop-oppa]

Damn.

[mmusclechan]

KITTY. YOU CAME BACK. AGAIN. YAYY.

[nokaninja]

Reblogging for adorbs cats that give luck woop

[languagenerds-archive]

why does old english look like shitposting

[nucleic-friend-deactivated20171]

wuss poppin jimþo

[yog-froggoth]

thats a thorn. That little half b half p looking abomination makes the “th” sound.

that says “thiccness”. That IS shitposting

who the fuck discovered time travel in 2017

[unvainly]

people have to realize that

some people are just more sensitive

some people don’t think the same way

some have different reasons in doing things

it’s not all about you

[haintxblue]

this is such a silly thing but I see the tide pod memes are on the rise and I just want to shout into the void that I read a study about people eating these things, mostly adults with dementia. before this progresses to people jokingly biting into them please be aware that the substance inside is so deeply caustic that it can damage your esophagus after one bite to such an extent that it causes necrosis and you die. please do not, as a joke, bite the pods.

[meangirlnurse]

sometimes i think about the fact that Dreamworks was working on the Prince of Egypt and Shrek at the same time and would apparently send people to work on Shrek instead of the Prince of Egypt as a form of punishment 

[meangirlnurse]

the night i posted this i couldn’t find a source and i’ve been wondering ever since if maybe it was just some kind of fucked up fever dream or something. but no, it’s real:

[eternalgaylord]

naughty artists get sent to the swamp to atone for their sins

[brilliantchinboy]

me: please don't panic and overanalyze things again

brain: how bout i do a n y w a y

[korraption]

[annaanxiety]

this is like the funniest toph moment ever

[eosrising]

The first time I saw this episode I thought ‘aha yeah bc Toph’s in a rock tent’

And then I thought about it a second longer and Jesus fuckin Christ Katara

[distraction-deactivated20220415]

who the FUCK told society that depression and awkwardness is cute and adorable

[casey-jane-lewis]

bad screenwriters

[rainbow-femme]

John Green

[fandomsandstarrynights]

[rejennerate-deactivated20210131]

john green is not the problem john green’s fans are the problem

[espressonist]

Reblogging SO fast.

With the added caveat that no author is or will ever be perfect.

[imnotcuteimadorabloodthirsty]

Stop Blaming John Green for Stuff He’s Not Guilty Of 2kForever

[lesbianpeachs]

John Green is the biggest example of “tumblr turning on people it used to love to reach for and literally invent call outs for no reason other than its apparently cool to shit on things that are popular.”

I’ll forever be bitter about what this ignorant ass site did to him after his books had so much fucking impact on my life.

[markv5]

Адблок, который мы заслужили

[ampersandtrain]

“The adblock we deserve”

[hollyiridescent]

Man full metal alchemist really uh really did everything attack on titan tried to do but ten times better like uhhhhh ten years earlier. I’m talking the uhh theme of a singular city constantly at war, an oppressive monarchy enforced by military police, daddy issues, dead mothers, powerful kids, the constant air of mystery surrounding the monstrous beings and the implications of a huge conspiracy. It goes without saying it helps that fma isn’t uhhhhhhh written by a hardline nationalist

[hollyiridescent]

More importantly: full metal alchemist is actually fun and enjoyable to watch and can have dramatic and emotional impact without resorting to

he lost his whole squad

His whole squad

[pepsirosie]

#fma is written by a woman who wrote about racial relations specifically because of her observations of the mistreatment of the ainu people  #And the fact that she has both ainu and imperialist ancestors  #it’s literally so much better

[etirabys]

guy who invented the piano: what if we laid a harp on its side and added hammers

[argumate]

musician: you clumsy oaf, you just knocked over my harp with your toolbox!

guy who’s about to invent the piano: oh, haven’t you heard?

[etirabys]

how dare you take this mediocre shitpost and make it genuinely funny

[cwote]

Shout out to everybody who’s trying to get their life together. Working on yourself is the hardest part of life. The rest comes after. You got this!

[cutegorl]

It’s totally okay to say “you know what, this isn’t making me happy” and to walk away from whatever or whoever is keeping you from the happiness you deserve

[c3po]

me halfway through unpacking the dishwasher when i get to the cutlery