Gernumblie's Garden

I don't know what to put here... Otherwise, Hello

[sentient-cloud]

Comic of the experience Venus had this morning, she looked at me with the SADDEST eyes

[beemovieerotica]

thinking about the whole “only queer ppl should play queer characters” thing and how Lee Pace got flack for playing a gay drag queen back in the day by his homophobic father. when he accepted the role he said “there was something about telling this story that was important to me” even before he was out / maybe even before he himself knew that he wasn’t straight….like maybe we should stop demanding that actors either out themselves or give up roles that speak to them, even if he hadn’t come out, the role meant something to him, it meant challenging his father’s attitude, and fuck if it didn’t have a profound impact on me as a young in-the-closet teen watching him perform it.

[trashboat]

at th club and dj won’t stop playing morse code beats

[trashboat]

when me and Jean-Michel make it out of the trench with dry socks and no infections

[escuerzoresucitado]

[milflaszlo]

EVERYTHING EVERYWHERE ALL AT ONCE (2022)

[jaynejezebelle]

Don Bluth only knew how to draw one man, but dammit he wasn’t gonna let that stop him.

[rrdcooc]

To be fair, he knew how to draw two men

[swarnpert]

twinks and bears

[catchymemes]

[titkoks]

[natalieironside]

Fucking hate pet rent.  You want my cat to pay rent?  She is a cat.  Cats don’t have jobs.  Idiot.

[nathleeng]

Excuse me? What, and I can not overstate this enough, the fuck is pet rent?

[natalieironside]

The US is hostile to both human and animal life

[corporatetwitteraccount]

[transpool-moved]

why dont we all just eat the plastic. then we wont hwve plastic pollution

[transpool-moved]

actually my cat friday wrote this. she was attempting to eat some plastic

[hgsn-moved]

ok well why didn't you help her. you are killing our planet

[transpool-moved]

sorry...

[luckthebard]

A reminder that if you can get to your local comic store, the "Mighty Nein Origins: Jester Lavorre" trade comes out today!

Because of shipping and distribution issues, and differences in how those things work between friendly local comic shops and book stores, if you preordered it from a book store it won't arrive until early December. But if you really want it now, it's in comics shops!

[raptorix]

I figured it was part of the book publishing supply chain issues we're having this year. But what I'm confused about is how the digital distributors decided to delay the digital versions even though there's no supply chain issues in this format? Or are they trying to get the physical print preorders shipped and then release the digital?

[luckthebard]

They're definitely trying to get the print orders to books stores before releasing digital. They don't want to undercut potential sales by releasing the digital version "early," in comparison to the larger bulk order to book stores. Comic store distribution lines are different, and also move comparatively less product.

[adonischildsupportcase]

[that-friend-who-feigns-innocence]

he livin in 3019

[girlcaligula]

“Why do people like a character who’s committed war crimes but hate this other character just because they’re annoying” because it’s fiction Susan, and being annoying in fiction is a greater sin than being a supervillain, because it won’t make me want to read about them. It isn’t difficult to understand

[zombieporno]

“It is absurd to divide people into good and bad. People are either charming or tedious.” (Oscar Wilde)

[charlesoberonn]

The war crimes are fictional but my annoyance is real.

[thephantomofthenight-deactivate]

Did Hollywood forget that there is something called voice acting. That there’s a wide pool of people who even specialize in just voice acting. Like how many times are we going to let a famous celebrity just use their normal voice for a character. Where is the flavor in that.

[taragrimface]

the most potent, profound satirization of american christianity in history is the creation and success of mormonism

[taragrimface]

joe smith saw what americans liked about christianity and was like. fuck it lets just do a full reboot. here comes racist papa christ and his american angel pals. You Have To Give Money To God

[taragrimface]

when i was a kid there was lots of gulf storms down the bay and my grimgram told me when it thunders thats because angels r bowling and jesus got a strike

mormonism is like if you made a whole religion out of whatever compels grandmas to act like that

[taragrimface]

mormons believe native americans are jewish people who got turned brown for angering god but go off

[jbt7493]

they WHAT?

[taragrimface]

google mormonism skin of blackness

it's the entire premise of their holy text

[jlm-syndrome]

IS THAT WHY ALL OF STEPHANIE MEYERS NATIVE CHARACTERS HAVE EXTREMLY BIBLICAL JEWISH NAMES. SCREAM.

[t4t4t]

Oh they also literally believe the "founding fathers" of the US were somehow divinely ordained to make the US to ensure Mormonism happened so technically it's a literal religious sanctification of "manifest destiny", which @rednines showed me.

[rednines]

It only gets worse from here

You guys aren’t even scratching the surface

[cristalplanetheart]

😳

[savethewailes]

Let! That! Baby! Eat!!!!!!

[adelphicoracle]

Perfect tags

[i-cant-carry-it-for-you]

[the-sunflower-spaceman]

hedonism is good actually rich people just suck at it

[the-sunflower-spaceman]

i think not only do we have a moral obligation to preserve human life but also a moral obligation to maximize the pleasure of others and ourselves (provided it doesn’t hurt anyone)

[the-sunflower-spaceman]

people don’t just deserve to eat food, they deserve to eat good food that tastes good without worrying about nutritional content

people don’t just deserve clothes, they deserve nice clothes that are well made and fit their personal style

people don’t just deserve the bare minimum, they don’t just deserve to be alive, they deserve to live and have nice things for no other reason than making that particular person happy