the blog of xyph0s

I am a pretty average adult with a sense of humor that ranges from "weird" to "going to hell". Take a look through my blogs/reposts and you'll get a good handle at my personality

[worldworldworldworld]

Apr 12, 2026

[tothechaos]

me trying to convince myself that the whole spectrum of human emotions is a good and necessary thing to feel even if its not comfortable while im actively experiencing emotions that make me feel like my bones are being dissolved in acid

[computationalcalculator]

[mysweetoddbird]

sorry but once you notice how often ppl use a southern accent as shorthand for being unintelligent you can never unsee it. classism is baked so deeply and why are you acting like anyone who talks the way my grandfather talks is stupid.

[sibyllance]

Apparently someone got their car stuck on the light rail tracks at Mt. Baker. For those unfamiliar this is 35 feet up in the air

[officialboredom]

First test flight of a flying car by Mazda partially a success

[tuulikki]

I feel like the Arizona license plate should take some place in our analysis of whatever in the goddam fuck we’re looking at here

[weirdstrangeandawful]

Much like Springfield before it, Seattle is one of the few major cities in the world with a monorail. That, combined with a more conventional light rail system, makes Seattle the rare U.S. city with two different types of train for public transportation. On Tuesday night, the rail system briefly had a third: a Mazda CX-5.

https://www.roadandtrack.com/news/a71483251/mazda-driver-seattle-pulls-into-elevated-train-station-on-tracks/

[nicky999doors]

[theconcealedweapon]

[maarvarq]

Always bear in mind that there is absolutely no legitimate evidence that Luigi was actually the one who killed the insurance company guy.

[theconcealedweapon]

Of course he wasn't. He was at a party with me that day.

[tiny-space-whale]

No but like literally, actually. All bits aside.

He didn't do it.

The cops very clearly planted evidence on him because they had to make an arrest because all eyes were on them and whoever actually did the deed was making them look stupid.

Why would the real killer hero have kept the weapon on his person and traveled two states over while carrying it and a manifesto in his bag, conveniently turning the crime into a federal matter? The same guy whose bag they found in a park, filled with monopoly money? Why did the police turn off their bodycams, take Luigi's stuff, drive a block away, turn their bodycams back on, go back into the restaurant, and then arrest him?

From the moment of his arrest, even left-of-center media has been presuming his guilt without examining anything (e.g. calling him "the killer" instead of "alleged" or "accused") and then when I say he didn't do it, the nearest person chimes in with some quip that tells me they think he did do it but should go free anyway. Don't get me wrong, I would have the same attitude if he had done it. But he didn't. It makes me feel like the only sane person in the world, even among my staunchly leftist friends.

[natnormalatall]

roald dahl was antisemitic and misogynistic. george orwell was openly homophobic. edgar allan poe married his 13 year old cousin. dr seuss cheated on his wife (and was racist as well as antisemitic!). hp lovecraft was racist as fuck. anyways they’re fucking dead it’s not like you’re enabling their behaviors in the afterlife or something. then again I think they bleed into the books so uh keep an eye out for that

the difference between these old white guys and jk rowling is that the former group is all dead. jk rowling is alive and using your money to oppress trans people

[catsxnja]

I fucking resent this society for trying with all its might to kill me for the crime of being disabled in some way. Like god how dare I have an illness that I have absolutely no fucking control over, so the answer becomes to deprive me of all ability to survive, deprive me of food, deprive me of a place to live. I resent what this society is that this is normal whatsoever when it’s vile.

[catsxnja]

they see it as a moral failing to be disabled, and worthy of eternal punishment

[slimetony]

The instruction bus came and walked me through everything and now i understand

[snapcracklepop-myjoints]

tshirt that says "i do not consent to being filmed" on the front and "i am in witness protection and if you film me and post it online you could be directly responsible for my death" on the back

[snapcracklepop-myjoints]

when someone post a picture of me and my shirt online i then deploy my 87 alt accounts posing as various members of the mob to send the uploader messages demanding to know the whereabouts of the person in the image and making it implicitly clear that i plan to harm them

[everydaylouie]

plato's cave: the video game

[mevil]

[drdaanvondutch]

steam notifications

your childhood best friend who moved four states away in 2014 is playing Terraria

coworker from your high school job is playing My Sexy Anime Neighbor from Sin University

ex friend who blocked you on everything but steam for some reason is playing The Binding of Isaac

the guy you genuinely thought of as a brother at one point but havent seen in years is playing Elden Ring

rando who was kind of nice to you in tf2 a decade ago is playing Team Fortress 2

your parents' neighbors' son is playing Resident Evil 4 (2023)

[contemptible-scoundrel]

how it feels to decline when the self-checkout kiosk asks to round up fourteen cents to support homeless veterans

[hotvintagepoll]

reminder that legally blonde (2001) and the birdcage (1996) will be back in theaters may 24th and june 27th, respectively. these movies are not what this blog considers proper vintage but I do consider them lots of fun, and it would be nice in particular for the birdcage to get a good turnout in a time where anti-gay sentiment is on the rise (at least in the US, where I am based).

[hotvintagepoll]

just boosting.

[enby-xb-nomad]

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-puts THE BIRDCAGE IN THEATERS in calendar IMMEDIATELY-

[hotvintagepoll]

also remember to check your local theater’s listings. some theaters may show it on different days or do extended showings; my dates are just (the first) ones listed on the Fathom website. check your local theater for specifics

[catcrumb]

[errantsquam]

jolyne but as an actual Rat

(rat coat/pattern/etc details in alt!)

[ellewantsrevenge]

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[knittykitty86]

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