Set me free from my jealousy

Moved to another blog, not dead. Hope everyone is okay these days <3

[bringbacksgi]

not dead just leaving this blog in the Cringe Zone bc i remade. doing a lot better these days. hope everyone is okay ♡

[princenishi-blog]

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[girlkissersenpai]

This is my favorite motherfucking thing about getting closer to Halloween every FUCKING YEAR

[thedruidsforest]

Autumn Witchy Giveaway!

Hello friends! In an effort to promote my Etsy shop (link in text), I’m running an autumn giveaway! Most, if not all, of the items are from my shop, so please take a look if you are interested! The items are as follows:

-Spirits of Samhain casting herbs -Patchouli votive candle -Carnelian tree of life pendant -Wire-wrapped crystal (any) -Large spell bottle (any) -Random incense sticks -Random tumbled crystals -Autumn Mist tea from the local tea shoppe -A handwritten one-card tarot reading -A random witchy-like journal -Some other miscellaneous stuff that I decide to throw in :) (hint: a lot)

The Rules! -VISIT MY ETSY SHOP HERE -Reblog, like, I don’t care, all works -Ends on October 31st -International AND domestic (US) must pay for shipping (sorry, I can’t afford it!) -Do NOT tag as giveaway, or you will not win -Tag the post as ‘thedruidsforest’ so that I know you read the rules :) -Must be 18 or older OR have permission -Must be following me to enter -Giveaway is not affiliated with tumblr in any way

[villaindragon]

pl ease watch this chaotic farming man,, ,

[the-witches-tea]

Tea drinkers read this!!!

If you buy pre-made herbal tea blends (usually have names like Bedtime, Calm, etc) check the ingredients. I just saw a Nighttime blend that had St. Johns Wort in it, which can be dangerous when mixed with some medications. Talk to you doctor what herbs you should avoid. (Especially when you want to ingest st. Johns wort or mugwort) 

 A simple hint to remember is just because its in a food store, doesn’t mean its safe. 

[paranoidfucker]

St. John’s Wort shouldn’t be taken with antidepressants as well as many anti-anxiety meds (such as Xanax)! For a full list see below:

Source

[levithespacegay-blog]

signal boost for safety

[exciting]

where! has! my! passion! gone! I had it abundantly when I was a child, and I must have dropped it along the way, but I cannot figure where!

[the-british-pineapple]

You’ve all heard of panic! at the disco. Now get ready for

[exciting]

apathy! in adolescence.

[bringbacksgi]

thank you so much @pangur-and-grim for these magnificent monstrosities i now have in my possession

[midarumanga-blog]

[akaashikelji]

nsfw post 18+ only

im 16 so i cant even see this post let alone make it so this will have to wait two years

[akaashikelji]

im 17 now only one year left til i make this post guys

[akaashikelji]

i’m 18!

titty

[biigbiby]

drink up my sweet boy

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

who would’ve thought a flesh colored otamatone could be so unsettling

it’s so close to being human

[walkingbomb]

reminder to:

straighten your back

go pee goddAMN IT STOP HOLDING IT

go take your meds if you need to

drink some water

go get a snack if you havent eaten in a while

maybe wander around the house/stretch a little if you’ve been sat at the computer a while (artists especially: sTRETCH THOSE WRISTS)

reply to that text/message from earlier you’d forgotten about

maybe send a nice lil message to someone having a bad day?

[mouthfullofsxnd]

I just would like to thank everyone who ever reblogs this so that it somehow ends up back on my dash because I usually need the reminder (especially the drinking water one)

[supernaturaltakeover]

I feel specifically targeted.

[williamdiangel0]

Drink water take meds Go straighten your back and stretch reply to that text

[haiku-robot]

drink water take meds go straighten your back and stretch reply to that text

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[debrides]

I worked with toddlers and pre schoolers for three years. Sometimes I accidentally slip and tell a friend to say bye to an inanimate object (“say bye bus!”) & occasionally they unthinkingly just do it.

[lesbirdan]

I’m glad there’s a teacher version of “accidentally called teacher ‘mom’”

[hermionegranger]

when I worked at Medieval Times occasionally I would slip in real life and call people “my lord”

[mugsandpugs1-deactivated2019010]

One time during family prayer, dad began: “our father who art in heaven, American Airlines, how can I help you?”

[thomrainierskies]

One time my dad went to the White Castle drive-thru and the lady (who was supposed to say ‘Welcome to White Castle, what’s your crave?’) asked, “Welcome to White Castle, what’s your problem?”

She apologized profusely while my dad proceeded to lose his shit laughing.

[mirab3lle]

Yesterday I went to Wendy’s and the girl said “Welcome to McDonalds” and then just sighed

[icouldwritebooks]

Somebody in the elevator asked me what floor I lived on, and I answered “please open your books to page eight”, and we just kind of stared at each other, blinking.

[crimeronan]

i work retail full time and my script gets frequently messy - ill ask the same question twice, or say “$2.60 is your total” while handing back their change, or say “how are you doing today?” instead of “have a good day!” like name it ive bungled it

but anyway, this lady came thru my line buying a book and the review on the front said: “few books are well written, fewer still are important, and this book manages to be both”

as i handed her the bag i was trying to say “thanks, youre all set” and instead my brain mashed up the review and i said “thanks, youre important”

there was this short pause in which i tried to figure out what the fuck id just said. she blinked and then said “oh thank you! youre important too!”

the real kicker was one of my coworkers. when i was relating this story later his response was “at least you said something NICE. last week i accidentally combined ‘youre welcome’ and ‘no problem’ into ‘youre a problem’”

[agrestenoir]

one time, since I used to work as a daycare teacher with preschoolers, i was on my college campus in my gym, and someone was running in the weight room and tripped over a machine and fell, and instead of offering to help, I just stared and said, “This is why we use our walking feet.” we both sat there for a while until the guy nodded and said, “yeah, okay, i should’ve done that.”

[gin-and-eschatonic]

I’ve spent a good chunk of time working in kitchens, so I still will reflexively say shit like “behind” and “coming around” as I maneuver through spaces and around people.

Which, actually, not such a bad thing; I’m a big guy and can come across as imposing pretty easily. The position calls can help defuse that, and also help avoid collisions.

Less good is the time my brain was half functional and I let slip a “coming with a knife” while grocery shopping. THAT took some explaining.

[sieunies]

google just made me so emo

[noleverage-nopleasure]

Google got me crying at the club

[everythingfox]

This is the best picture

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plemp

[potatolordofficial]

@lyinginbedmon

[nyctosaurid]

sleep paralysis is honestly the most bullshit part of being a living thing. sometimes my brain just occasionally screws up and goes ????? uhhhh . cant move.  here’s a demon 

[heterophobics]

#once i had sleep paralysis but instead of there being something scary in my room there was just someone tossing salad at the foot of my bed

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[lgbtqpi-au]

Gosh darn those polyamorous sluts. Cuddling and affectionately supporting each other. Practicing open communication and consent. Establishing their social and emotional wellbeing based on more than one romantic relationship. Existing in trusting, loving, safe relationships. Someone stop them.