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idk why im back here

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Leg day

Harry, trying to get Ron out of bed: C'mon mate, it's leg day today.

Ron, with a pillow on his head: Everyday is leg day when you're running from your problems.

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Happy pride month!!

Nico, parking his car: Hey Jason, am i straight?

Jason: ...

Nico: ...

Jason: ...

Nico: Nevermind

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HP as random songs titles.

Voldemort: Bitch came back

Sirius: I'm serious

Harry: I'm so tired...

Neville: Good lil boy

Molly Weasley: Snapping

Ron: CHICKEN TENDIES(Babyyy)

Dobby: Ouch

Pettigrew: Not ur friend

Dumbledore: The principle

Luna: Ilysb

Tonks: Don't change

Draco: Daddy issues

Hedwige: No longer

Hannah Abbot: I don't know you

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HP as The disastrous life of Saiki K. characters

Snape: He gives me massive Saiki Kusuo vibes.

Ron: Chisato Mera. Do I even have to explain why?

Draco: Obviously Metori Saiko.

Ginny: Mikoto Aiura, the confidence.

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Imma judge you based on your fav HP character

Harry: Y'all really think that you're the most important thing on earth. And you're probably always dramatizing every single thing that happens to you. But still you're probably really kind and maybe the most normal one in your group of friends.

Hermione: Y'all are nerds but like the chill type of nerds. You're always working but you still find time to be with your friends and actually socialize.

Ron: I feel like your the funny one in your group of friends, but even tho you always joke you still know when you have to be serious and you're always there for your friends.

Luna: You're funny without trying and kinda crazy. Probably always annoying your close ones with questions like "What if we're all dead and this is just heaven". And dude, y'all are so sweet and need to be protected from the real world.

Ginny: Y'all are just sassy b*tches. And someone really needs to give the crown you deserve because I feel like you always forget that you're important and amazing.

Draco: Y'all are so horny like tf?!. And if you're one of those persons that are like "omg I relate so much to him you don't even understand." Go see a therapist pls.

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HP as things NCT have said

*Ron and Harry studying while Hermione enters the dorm*

Harry: Hermione... Do you have snacks?

Hermione: No, sorry.

Harry*sighing*: We're in terrible need of sweets....

Ron*Smiling creepily*: It's ok tho, you have me, I'm sweet.

Hermione: I-

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What I think the HP characters would listen to

Harry: Okay so I think Harry would listen to calm songs like Keshi's but smth like F*ck the world of insane clown posse when he's angry.

Hermione: I feel like she would be the type to listen to Halsey or Marina and the Diamonds. Idk I just really see her listening to 3am while doing her homework or smth like that.

Ron: kdjkfsjdks, okay so I think he would say things like "I listen to Frank Ocean" but secretly cry at night while listening to Sam Smith's "Fire on fire" and Clinton Kane's "Hopeless"(no hate tho, I love them both lolol)

Ginny: Don't tell me you don't see this queen listening to Joji or NIKI. Like she just gives off "Wide open(foreword)" vibes.

Draco: I feel like he would be caught singing at the top of his lungs Ariana Grande's one last time in his bedroom.

Luna: She would be the type to watch hundreds of animes and then listening to all the OST's.

Fred&George: 100 gecs, that's it.

Neville: I think he would be that guy that's still obsessed with One Direction and that still cries because of their disband. Smh.

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HP characters relationships as songs in my playlist

Snape-Lily: For as long as I live and as long as I love I will never not think about you - Never not, Lauv

Harry-Voldemort: You’re losing your temper, you think they won’t remember?   - Karma, MARINA 

Hermione-Draco: You think you’re smarter than me with all your bad poetry   - Alphabet boy, Melanie Martinez 

Harry-Draco: I don’t really care what they say it’s just another day - I don't care, Rich Brian (I'm too tired to do more lol)

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HP characters as convos I've had with my friends

Ginny *thinking to herself* : I could kill you then make a movie about you and become millionaire.

Ron *choking on his butterbeer*: What?!

Ginny: Yeah, a movie where I talk about all the stupid stuff you say...

Ron: You know what? It's not actually a bad idea...

Ron: If you want you can do it, just give me 75% of what you earn after.

Ginny: But how if you'll be dead?

Ron: Cut the money in half like that it will be dead too, duh.

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Ginny, looking at the sunset with Harry: It’s beautiful.

Harry: But you know what else is beautiful?

Ginny *blushing*: No, what? 

Harry *smiling*: Draco.

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Ginny: Every time Luna opens her mouth to say something I hope it will make sense.

Ginny: It never does.  

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Ron: Why does hot water makes pasta soft and eggs hard?

Harry: Please...its 3am Ron, go to sleep.

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Ron: I’m Hungry 

Hermione, reading a book: Eat air

*Ron starts opening and closing his mouth*

Hermione: I am... disGusted