Percy and Oliver Headcanon
I’ve always firmly believed that there would have been more then just them when it comes to Gryffindor Boys for their year. But I also firmly believe that Percy and Oliver shared a room just the two of them. Given that Gryffindor shows it’s possible to have five in a dorm (probably the maximum number per room) that means only one thing: the others made a conscious decision to move out.
As such, things that made the other three beg McGonagall for a room of their own Headcanons:
Oliver is the morning person of morning people.
He’s always up before six in the morning and thinks other people should be too.
The only person who appreciates this is Percy because he can’t get up on his own.
Percy is nightowl. He’s up and reading ahead or doing homework for hours past curfew.
Which makes it harder to get to sleep if you’re everyone else.
Oliver doesn’t mind, he sleeps through it. Or he convinces Percy of the benefits of a proper sleep schedule. (His parents are Healers in the private sector - read athletes and famous people).
Percy is always reminding others of deadlines and test dates and he does all his homework the day he gets it.
Pre-teen boys tend to not like doing that. They want to relax.
Oliver has never remembered a deadline that wasn’t Important and doing homework when he gets it means not having to worry about it or the detentions that come with not doing it.
Oliver, having parents who are healers and being a bit of a health nut, is always nagging his roommates about the about of sugar they consume and drinking more water.
Honestly, between them they’re too much like parents to be bareable for eleven year olds.
Things only get worse when it comes to the conversations they have.
Percy likes talking about politics and schoolwork and the applications of what they’re learning.
He complains about the usefulness of some of the Transfiguration spells
And when you really get him going How Uagadou teaches wandless magic to all their students and everyone’s an animagus by 13.
Oliver complains about school policy on brooms for first years and that students aren’t free to fly to cool off.
It would be fine, he says, if they were allowed to leave the common room in the mornings to take a run around the grounds.
When they start learning fun spells they start sending them at eachother.
A but like constant vigilance but fun.
Surprisingly it’s Percy that sends them first. Oliver sends them back, just because
Percy tells Oliver it’s to help him for when he makes the Quidditch team. Being able to see things coming is important for being Keeper after all. Really he just misses Fred and George.
The other First Year Gryffindor Boys tell McGonagall they don’t feel safe in their dorm and would like to move.
Bill and Charlie think it’s hilarious that this happened with Percy.
McGonagall half expects to be asked something similar with the Twins’ dormmates two years later.
Those three boys don’t get to live it down.