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malscare

jolene

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Instagram is depressing. I prefer tumblr where everyone is upfront about their misery and constant desire to die

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tyleroakley

protect her

official-boyfriend

im a person who wants to do lots of things trapped inside a body that wants to SLEEP at all times

Did I mention I gave birth whilst listening to the hamilton soundtrack?? Cos that happened 😂

#hamilton #startthemyoung #whenyousmileifallapart #andithoughtiwassosmart

imsoshive

who know what’s shitty about being an adult?

forgetting to take the chicken out … for you to cook for yourself.

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now you gotta beat your own ass

vintar

i’m watching a british youtuber’s birthday stream and an aussie viewer sent in a comment saying “why was he born so beautiful, why was he born at all? because he had no say in it, no say in it at all” which was received with confused existential horror, and this is how i just discovered that australian happy birthday songs are not universal

argumate

oops

languageoclock

do you not sing this in other countries?!?!??

stele3

NO we do not sing a lament for someone’s personal beauty wishing they’d never been born. That is some weird Greek tragedy shit.

wizardnaturalist

@lisawilbourn can u confirm?

berlainsam

y'all motherfuckers eat ASS but think that breastfeeding is gross?

BYE

dadcrone

Tbh I never read Gifted Kid™ Angst as “I’m no longer special” but more like “I had unrealistically high academic expectations put upon me at a very young age and learned to measure my worth by academic success and as a consequence constantly feel as if I’m not good enough”

attackofthekillershwees

Also we never had to study or try very hard in earlier grades, so by the time we get to high school or college, our skills have plateaued and we have no study skills to fall back on whatsoever. We go from excelling with no effort to failing and having no idea how to catch up.

dancingspirals

Also, once you are out of school, there are no more academic tests with which to prove your own worth to yourself. This only heightens the sinking sensation of ‘I am not good enough.’

babyanimalgifs

this is the only video i need

absentlyabbie

@relevanttosomeone

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hey babe did it hurt when you fell from heaven haha ? hey babe did you see a god in heaven haha ?? hey babe is There even a god at all??Does life have a point????Babe?????? Or are we all just pointless machines in an uncaring universe ????????????? Babe ??????????????

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I hate it when microwave meals say things like “delectable” and “exquisite” on the packaging. I’m eating radioactive garbage just let me live

skygenders

How Do I Explain To My Cat That Stepping On My Boobs Hurts

catsuggest

feel ok to me ? feet do not hurt

godlessondheimite

“Drink With Me” from Les Mis is the darkest version of cracking open a cold one with the boys.

godlessondheimite

“Drink With Me” from Les Mis is the darkest version of cracking open a cold one with the boys.

thebelfry

Hi, I’m here to propose that A.A. Milne’s distinctive syntax in the Winnie-the-Pooh books is a major origin of modern Capital Letters Used For Emphasis On The Internet. Observe:

(in which Pooh wryly self-deprecates)

(in which Eeyore masters modern sarcasm)

(in which Eeyore is vagueblogging)

(in which Owl says something i would absolutely type in the YOOL 2017)

(In which Eeyore continues to be a shining example to us all)

(in which Pooh describes a Big Mood)

(in which Piglet has a Relatable Experience)

I could go on, but you can read the books and find your own. It’s a weirdly modern-feeling layer to an old, thoroughly enjoyable story and most of the original Pooh books are online for free. I cited from this online text upload of the book. Enjoy!