JEREMY

I eat doors

[jeremy-auntsauce]

Nom nom yummy doors

[2000-ants-wearing-a-skinsuit]

(whispering loudly) do you wanna join the bugverse/insectverse community i made....

(im also @femboyantt-offical if you didn't know)

*yells softly*

I already have one

[femboyantt-offical]

WHAT

[jeremy-auntsauce]

*cutely eats door*

Hi

[polls-r-me]

i am the anon. i have made 2 asks today. this is my third. anyways,

who would win.

@ant-offical or @thebetterant-offical

Choose:

@ant-offical (to win)

@thebetterant-offical (to win)

Results

Voting ended onDec 31, 2025

( @ant-offical & @thebetterant-offical )

[ant9624]

honestly… i think the better ant is better.

[jeremy-auntsauce]

your the mod of that blog btw

[ant9624]

nope not at all i am not the mod

dont know who your talking about

[jeremy-auntsauce]

yes you are am lost in the community rn so I know

[polls-r-me]

i am the anon. i have made 2 asks today. this is my third. anyways,

who would win.

@ant-offical or @thebetterant-offical

Choose:

@ant-offical (to win)

@thebetterant-offical (to win)

Results

Voting ended onDec 31, 2025

( @ant-offical & @thebetterant-offical )

[ant9624]

honestly… i think the better ant is better.

[jeremy-auntsauce]

your the mod of that blog btw

[silly-little-arson-frog-offical]

BONK! You have been knocked down a peg.

ow

[journalism-offical]

*cutely takes a bite out of the other side of your head*

[silly-little-arson-frog-offical]

pls man I have children in the basement to feed

[the-pineapple-offical]

*shaves off your white fur revealing your true color*

[silly-little-arson-frog-offical]

my fur...

[the-pineapple-offical]

*takes a few bites*

[supervillain-offical]

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING TO MY CHILD, PINEAPPLE?!

[silly-little-arson-frog-offical]

help me parent....

I need ibuprofen...

[supervillain-offical]

OH GODS! KID!

*shakily gives you ibuprofen*

WHY ARE THEY DOING THIS TO YOU?

[silly-little-arson-frog-offical]

yay all better!

and I think they just were feeling silly...

[jeremy-auntsauce]

hi

[silly-little-arson-frog-offical]

JEREMY HI

[jeremy-auntsauce]

*eats your eyes*

sorry

[silly-little-arson-frog-offical]

BONK! You have been knocked down a peg.

ow

[journalism-offical]

*cutely takes a bite out of the other side of your head*

[silly-little-arson-frog-offical]

pls man I have children in the basement to feed

[the-pineapple-offical]

*shaves off your white fur revealing your true color*

[silly-little-arson-frog-offical]

my fur...

[the-pineapple-offical]

*takes a few bites*

[supervillain-offical]

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING TO MY CHILD, PINEAPPLE?!

[silly-little-arson-frog-offical]

help me parent....

I need ibuprofen...

[supervillain-offical]

OH GODS! KID!

*shakily gives you ibuprofen*

WHY ARE THEY DOING THIS TO YOU?

[silly-little-arson-frog-offical]

yay all better!

and I think they just were feeling silly...

[jeremy-auntsauce]

hi

[threedollarsdotcom]

scientists have discovered that the truest form of love was between two bugs in the year 708

[tartarsaucse]

Another victory for but kind

[jeremy-auntsauce]

I love being a but

[tartarsaucse]

Woah that weird piece of noodle is so hot

-@jeremy-auntsause

STOP TRYING TO GET WITH MY PARISITHG !!!!

[jeremy-auntsauce]

But why thoooooo

[the-pineapple-offical]

*pounds on your door*

HEY!!!! HEY PINEAPPLE!!!!!!!!

Savi isn’t around today….

Do you know what that MEANS??????

We have FREE access to the cars!!!!!!

Are you in????

- @hell-offical

.

[kid-offical]

huh

-@hell-offical

[hell-offical]

Hmmmm….

CARS???

Kid… do you want to…

Crash some cars????

Make some REAL bad decisions????

[jeremy-auntsauce]

*eats door of cars*

-@hell-offical

[abombihoney]

What have you become?

Stop looking for monsters under your bed. You are the monster.

[tartarsaucse]

… very… familiar..

[jeremy-auntsauce]

same I remember when I was a bed 😔

[tartarsaucse]

Some picsters

I found these in my dads old note book,,..... After crying I have determined I was an ugly ass baby.

[askorchid]

Tar i love you but i have to agree you were an absolutley hideous baby.

its okay i was too

[tartarsaucse]

Yeah, ants have big glow ups. Do not worry you are very pretty now yourself.

[jeremy-auntsauce]

6/10

[garlicbreadisthegreatest]

I have a question dear

Kindly send me a DM plss??

for what purpose my good lad

[jeremy-auntsauce]

fellow ant I think that’s a bot

[supervillain-offical]

*pulls out a monitor-type thing that has the video camera footage from the lair in them-he has video cameras in all rooms except everyone’s individual bedroom, but he has them in the spare bedrooms which is why he had Racine go the spare bedroom*

*presses a random camera*

*it shows @hell-offical sobbing*

Fuck.

*presses another random camera*

*its @supervillains-assistant-offical and @superhero-offical snuggling on the bed*

…

*sighs deeply and presses another*

*it’s a camera outside of @holyspiritoffical’s room*

IS THE WHOLE UNIVERSE AGAINST ME?!

*mutters*

I mean I already knew that, but seriously! Come on!

*lip trembles slightly*

*switches camera which shows the White House that is somehow on the roof(?) of the lair covered in skittles*

WTF are my hostages doing?!

*shakes head*

Okay…shutting off all cameras…now.

*screen goes black*

There. Completely un-hackable.

*sigh*

Time to go…

[jeremy-auntsauce]

we love Skittles

@silly-little-arson-frog-offical

@evil-ant-offical

@ant-offical

@goblin-offical

@pencil-sharpener-offical (what happened to them?)

@queercoded1920smanoffical

@blue-offical

[blue-offical]

I DON'T LIKE SKITTLES BECAUSE THERE'S NO BLUE ONE

[jeremy-auntsauce]

[supervillain-offical]

*pulls out a monitor-type thing that has the video camera footage from the lair in them-he has video cameras in all rooms except everyone’s individual bedroom, but he has them in the spare bedrooms which is why he had Racine go the spare bedroom*

*presses a random camera*

*it shows @hell-offical sobbing*

Fuck.

*presses another random camera*

*its @supervillains-assistant-offical and @superhero-offical snuggling on the bed*

…

*sighs deeply and presses another*

*it’s a camera outside of @holyspiritoffical’s room*

IS THE WHOLE UNIVERSE AGAINST ME?!

*mutters*

I mean I already knew that, but seriously! Come on!

*lip trembles slightly*

*switches camera which shows the White House that is somehow on the roof(?) of the lair covered in skittles*

WTF are my hostages doing?!

*shakes head*

Okay…shutting off all cameras…now.

*screen goes black*

There. Completely un-hackable.

*sigh*

Time to go…

[jeremy-auntsauce]

we love Skittles

@silly-little-arson-frog-offical

@evil-ant-offical

@ant-offical

@goblin-offical

@pencil-sharpener-offical (what happened to them?)

@queercoded1920smanoffical

@blue-offical

[evil-ant-offical]

i love my white house in the skittles room (and it is mine for some reason) I think it was @silly-little-arson-frog-offical or @the-pineapple-offical

[jeremy-auntsauce]

yeah I still can’t imagine how we figured out how to fit the whole White House in the glitter room and even put a skittle room inside

[evil-ant-offical]

non Euclidean physics

[jeremy-auntsauce]

yeah probably

[supervillain-offical]

*pulls out a monitor-type thing that has the video camera footage from the lair in them-he has video cameras in all rooms except everyone’s individual bedroom, but he has them in the spare bedrooms which is why he had Racine go the spare bedroom*

*presses a random camera*

*it shows @hell-offical sobbing*

Fuck.

*presses another random camera*

*its @supervillains-assistant-offical and @superhero-offical snuggling on the bed*

…

*sighs deeply and presses another*

*it’s a camera outside of @holyspiritoffical’s room*

IS THE WHOLE UNIVERSE AGAINST ME?!

*mutters*

I mean I already knew that, but seriously! Come on!

*lip trembles slightly*

*switches camera which shows the White House that is somehow on the roof(?) of the lair covered in skittles*

WTF are my hostages doing?!

*shakes head*

Okay…shutting off all cameras…now.

*screen goes black*

There. Completely un-hackable.

*sigh*

Time to go…

[jeremy-auntsauce]

we love Skittles

@silly-little-arson-frog-offical

@evil-ant-offical

@ant-offical

@goblin-offical

@pencil-sharpener-offical (what happened to them?)

@queercoded1920smanoffical

@blue-offical

[evil-ant-offical]

i love my white house in the skittles room (and it is mine for some reason) I think it was @silly-little-arson-frog-offical or @the-pineapple-offical

[jeremy-auntsauce]

yeah I still can’t imagine how we figured out how to fit the whole White House in the glitter room and even put a skittle room inside

[supervillain-offical]

*pulls out a monitor-type thing that has the video camera footage from the lair in them-he has video cameras in all rooms except everyone’s individual bedroom, but he has them in the spare bedrooms which is why he had Racine go the spare bedroom*

*presses a random camera*

*it shows @hell-offical sobbing*

Fuck.

*presses another random camera*

*its @supervillains-assistant-offical and @superhero-offical snuggling on the bed*

…

*sighs deeply and presses another*

*it’s a camera outside of @holyspiritoffical’s room*

IS THE WHOLE UNIVERSE AGAINST ME?!

*mutters*

I mean I already knew that, but seriously! Come on!

*lip trembles slightly*

*switches camera which shows the White House that is somehow on the roof(?) of the lair covered in skittles*

WTF are my hostages doing?!

*shakes head*

Okay…shutting off all cameras…now.

*screen goes black*

There. Completely un-hackable.

*sigh*

Time to go…

[jeremy-auntsauce]

we love Skittles

@silly-little-arson-frog-offical

@evil-ant-offical

@ant-offical

@goblin-offical

@pencil-sharpener-offical (what happened to them?)

@queercoded1920smanoffical

@blue-offical

[supervillain-offical]

(Ooc: yeah ik I rlly miss Pencil Sharpener but they haven’t been on here in forever)

[jeremy-auntsauce]

(Yeah definitely because one of the last posts was a kms joke)

[supervillain-offical]

*pulls out a monitor-type thing that has the video camera footage from the lair in them-he has video cameras in all rooms except everyone’s individual bedroom, but he has them in the spare bedrooms which is why he had Racine go the spare bedroom*

*presses a random camera*

*it shows @hell-offical sobbing*

Fuck.

*presses another random camera*

*its @supervillains-assistant-offical and @superhero-offical snuggling on the bed*

…

*sighs deeply and presses another*

*it’s a camera outside of @holyspiritoffical’s room*

IS THE WHOLE UNIVERSE AGAINST ME?!

*mutters*

I mean I already knew that, but seriously! Come on!

*lip trembles slightly*

*switches camera which shows the White House that is somehow on the roof(?) of the lair covered in skittles*

WTF are my hostages doing?!

*shakes head*

Okay…shutting off all cameras…now.

*screen goes black*

There. Completely un-hackable.

*sigh*

Time to go…

[jeremy-auntsauce]

we love Skittles

@silly-little-arson-frog-offical

@evil-ant-offical

@ant-offical

@goblin-offical

@pencil-sharpener-offical (what happened to them?)

@queercoded1920smanoffical

@blue-offical