I'd prefer not to be killed if at all possible.

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[vanessakimballs]

wyoming: i prevented a murder today.

carolina: how?

wyoming: self control.

[ificouldbegin-to-be]

Rping with ADHD

You either hyperfocus on a thread or ignore it. There is no in between

“…What was I typing again?”

Five tabs of drafts open. Half a sentence in each.

“I don’t need to draft that. I’ll remember it.” (Spoiler alert, you won’t. )

“Oh look an ask/im! Let’s just open that and leave and get distracted and forget to ever answer it”

“…No seriously, what was I typing again?”

Aggressively spamming partner in excitement in caps and scaring them away

*writes a word* Time for youtube.

Begs for starter. Never answers it.

“Like this post for a starter!!” Never writes starters.

It’s suddenly 5:am because you spent all night hyperfixating on one thread

“It’s not that I don’t like our thread, it’s just not my hyperfixation so I can’t focus on it.”

*can’t sleep because you can’t stop thinking of said hyperfixated thread*

*writing lines for said thread in your head when you should be sleeping*

*sweats nervously while staring at 467546 unanswered ims/asks*

*melt down because you can’t just answer drafts like a functional rper*

“Hey let’s rp! …I don’t know what but let’s rp!”

“Friend: So did you make the starter yet?” “…What starter?”

“What’s a queue?”

“I was about to tell you an idea but I spaced out”

“Can’t write, gotta wander the house”

*chewing things while writing*

“….WHAT THE FUCK WAS I TYPING??”

Feel free to add your own!

[epsilontucker-deactivated202404]

Freelancers in order of how much personal information they are inclined to disclose, from greatest to least: 

Florida

North Dakota

South Dakota

Wyoming

Washington

Carolina

York

Connecticut

Tex

[eponymous-rose]

#Everyone knows Florida’s name#and home colony#favorite band#sexual proclivities#North talks a lot about South Dakota and that’s why he’s so high on the list#he has a scrapbook#South talks shit about things North has done for revenge and that’s why she’s so high on the list#Wash and Carolina mention things about various life experiences#mostly about previous events that have occurred over the course of#their military career#Wyoming shares things along those lines as well as his name!#York is very friendly and that is why it takes North so long to realize that he#does not know anything about York#‘who the actual fuck is york#where is he from#what did he do before this’#york is smiling at him.#he is waiting to hear the rest of the story.#CT more like please read ‘chicken feed’ it’s in my fic rec tag#No one knows Tex’s story! Everyone’s curious.#Including Tex.#She would love to share she would love to sit down and play poker with the team and crack jokes about#and old CO or an older sister#she wants that. she can’t. she doesn’t know why.#She knows that she needs to be taken to the Director.

[britishbountyhunter]

@ddelaware from here

“Yes, yes, I’m well aware that you enjoy all the attention given to you as you make your noise and whatnot.” He had been unmoved by her rebuttal, arms folded as he stared at her with a rather uninterested expression, as if he already knew how the conversation was going to end before it started, “I had no intention to switch our roles, just pointing out something to you. Regardless, our main issue is going to be extraction, unless we plan on taking care of each and every single sod there, leaving is going to be quite difficult for us. And in that machine of yours, there’s a good chance you may be tempted to step on me during our little escape. I’d prefer you didn’t.”

[britishbountyhunter]

storiestotell:

“Thank you. I’m trying my best to fit in with the rest of you assholes and it seems like i’m doing a pretty good job,” he said, laughing at his own joke. He might have self-esteem issues but that didn’t mean he would pass up the chance to send a little back. “I mean, I’ll never be able to scare kids the way that accent of yours does but we all have our failings.”

“Well, you’re doing a spot on impression of our dear Agent York, I’m sure he’d be flattered, though your level of incompetence seems to bit lower than his. You may want to work on that” He regretted the fact that his fellow agent wasn’t there for the insult, but he would keep going, regardless of what the other man had to say. “You needn’t worry about what the children think of me chap, what you lack in a refined accent, you make up for in a general unpleasantness. I doubt any child would approach for anything but a restraining order.”

[britishbountyhunter]

sorry for disappearing my laptop was practically dead for a while but now we’re back in business.

[britishbountyhunter]

God I just remembered how Wyoming is SUCH a fan of giving monologues that he’ll repeat the same one from the top over and over again until he can finish. And then he might loop time again to give it in a /slightly different/ manner.

[doubleoh--no-deactivated2013111]

Can you reblog if you don't mind me coming into your ask ic, even if we've got a thread?

[jelibaen]

I dont care if we have 17393 threads, come on in

[britishbountyhunter]

Wyoming: It's been so nice talking to you.

Tex: We were fighting.

Wyoming: Must do it again sometime. Bye now!

[falling-towards-the-sky]

[epsilontucker-deactivated202404]

Tex is driving the car but Omega keeps leaning forward from the backseat and making grabby hands at the wheel, Wyoming is driving the car and Gamma is sitting in the passenger’s seat with the map, Sigma is driving the car and Maine is tied up in the trunk, York and Delta are both sitting in the back discussing moral relativism and wait a fucking second, North is driving the car and Theta is falling asleep in the back, South is driving the car and Delta has just leapt out of the moving vehicle from the backseat he is now trying to flee

[beewaggle]

Epsilon drives the car straight into Wash.

[reallyfantasticphilosopher]

No matter how powerful it may be, a pawn is just a pawn.

Ryunosuke Akutagawa (via reallyfantasticphilosopher)

[roleplaymemesforyou]

Send a flower to hear…

🌷… a compliment.

🥀…. a complaint.

🌹… a confession.

🌺… a secret.

🌸… a curious fact.

🌻… a suggestion.

🌼… a story about the past.

[storiestotell-a-deactivated2023]

@britishbountyhunter​

“For Halloween I’ve decided to go as a disappointment.”

His most accurate costume ever.

[britishbountyhunter]

“Right-o, I can feel the crushing waves of failure, self-doubt and resentment just emanating from your very being. Quite impressive. Now children will no doubt run in fear at the sight of you, seeing what one will become can be quite frightening.”

He’d give Church a four out of ten.

[britishbountyhunter]

North taps Wyoming on the shoulder. "Knock knock!~" Promptly, without giving him time to answer, North drops a humongous bag of candies into his arms. "You can thank me later, Wy."

In response to the classic question, Wyoming had almost gotten enough time to respond before he found himself with a disproportionately large amount of Halloween candy in his possession. It was not unexpected, as most agents were into celebrating any holiday that came their way, but it did raise an eyebrow from underneath his helmet.

“What ho, I don’t suppose you’ve just collected all the unwanted sweets before so graciously gifting me them.”

He’d open the bag slightly, investigating the contents before speaking again.

“Well, seeing this is a treat, I might as well inform you of a little trick our dear agents New York and Washington are planning to pull. Unless you care for orange hair, I’d suggest swapping your bottle of shampoo out.”

They may have gotten away with their prank, if Wyoming hadn’t seen them buy a rather large amount of hair dye on their last of shore leave. How they smuggled it back onto the MoI was another mystery all together.

[bad-intentixns]

[vonlipvig]

[york voice] pEPPA PIG ‘BOUT TO SAY SOMETHING RACIST!!!!!!!