pasgetti

hi I'm Britt and I'm 20!!!!!!

[sloppystyle]

[zodiacgaytribe]

My last two brain cells

[westafricanbaby]

LMAOOOO

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[gayhags]

scream

[folklorestv]

Andy and Seth clear the air

[polyphonic-prairies]

I can’t stop thinking of that rami malek post where he points you out for stealing his wallet at dominos

[polyphonic-prairies]

This one, this is the post that never fails to make me laugh like a complete fucking idiot in front of everyone

[ectoimp]

So remember how I bought a motion activated night light for the toilet? Well the cats seem to have discovered it. So I went to for a late night piss and was greeted to an ominous sight

[weemstar]

duel the guardian of the piss alter

[towerofglass]

[sail-to-live]

Not unusual to have fog near an air cooled condenser.

[towerofglass]

[juhollamago]

WHERE’S THE LIE THOUGH

[memewhore]

[rhulksdiscordkitten]

Light a candle directly in front of your automatic Glade spray air freshener that way every 9 minutes a fireball shoots across your living room table, intimidating your house guests, asserting your dominance in your domain

[oikawaonline-deactivated2022080]

Andy Samberg Shares His Rejected Golden Globes Jokes.

[toastbutteregg]

I love him so much

[serjaimelannisters-deactivated2]

y’all: the men haven’t even made an effort, may as well have just gone to rent a tux

the black men: i beg u excuse me

[anistarrose]

Alex Hirsch conducting the most vital of research

[90919293949596979899-deactivate]

Damn, look how ripe these soda’s are. Almost ready for peeling.

[90919293949596979899-deactivate]

oof….

Now this is perfection. nice and juicy 

[oppa-homeless-style]

call that a freshlight

[ramenfuneral]

nothing like deep dicking an ice cold frussy

[verygayandverytired]

learning how to read was the biggest mistake of my life

[frottinq]

Jeff.

[tariqah]

I love you, alive girl. I will show you with my body, and my lips and my eyes, very soon.

[powerfulwizard]

“I love you, alive girl” legitimately sounds like a threat

[toastbutteregg]

“VERY SOON” sounds like a scary movie which is saddening cause this is reality

[dutchstore]

[30-minute-memes]