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yesterday I said to my loving boyfriend "I really want cunty tiktok edits of the hieron characters" and today I unfortunately made that world a reality

BIG SIH 33 SPOILERS. Audio description below

Art (as Hadrian): Do you think I'm--oh. Do you think I'm too stupid for food? I think that jabroni thinks I'm too stupid for food.

[intro to Yummy by Ayesha Erotica starts playing in the background]

Austin: [shouting] Yo!!!

Keith: Yo, fourteen. 

Ali: Wow. 

Sylvia: Holy shit. 

Dre: [laughing] Yo. 

Jack: Hadrian has arrived. 

Austin: Hadrian. I need you to describe what it looks like [music cuts out] when Hadrian kills the Advocate.

[Yummy returns in the background, at the lyrics 'I do it for the girls and the gays, that's it / the queens and the queers, yeah they're loving my shit']

[Ali quietly gasps.]

[smallpolar-bear]

happy secret samol !! here's my gift for madele who asked for the america's playground crew doing their usual chaotic shenanigans :))

[brninesbestie]

Resurrecting my ancient kpop blog and giving it a f@tt name for secret samol! Gift for @fanyeline. I had so much fun making this it's my first original composition but I took references from quite a few patterns and online drawings I'll link in a reblog

[brninesbestie]

Inspo from https://www.etsy.com/listing/884430622/2-girls-one-line-art-2-hoops-embroidery?variation0=1713526553&epik=dj0yJnU9NENBVVJVeWhpZGU1dDhHbVZyUDRTSEhjRzdITjBZOG4mcD0wJm49UGFnZGNMUXhOeVJOdGpiektvaGh5dyZ0PUFBQUFBR1cyOG5n

[brninesbestie]

Resurrecting my ancient kpop blog and giving it a f@tt name for secret samol! Gift for @fanyeline. I had so much fun making this it's my first original composition but I took references from quite a few patterns and online drawings I'll link in a reblog

[wereshrew-admirer]

15daysofFatT day 5, Waking Up;

Duvall can't remember the end of his interview at the gates of Sapodilla, he didn't dream, but he's pretty sure he was a sleep

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[nonegenderleftpain]

[largishcat]

before: GOD DAMN MOTHERFUCK PIECE OF SHIT

after: hello mommy 🥺 could you pretty please help me with this 🥺 it’s me your baby boy

[valtsv]

yes yes acts of violence often evoke eroticism and stabbing someone is potent penetration imagery but sometimes when i kill someone it's just because i want them to die

[valtsv]

honestly it's so hard to dispose of people you genuinely despise these days. can't fight them, that's too horny. can't impale them on your blade, that's way too horny. guns? don't make me laugh. killing them with your bare hands? having gay sex would be less gay. really anything that draws blood is off the table. can't hit them with your car because that's a sex thing too. tying them to train tracks - rope, bondage, nope, that's out. tossing them off a cliff requires skin-to-skin contact. poisoning them is kind of like an indirect kiss if you think about it. and arranging an assassination is too obsessive it's like having a crush.

[coquillage-moved]

animal crossing fans rb this and put your 3 favourite villagers in the tags

[iamjohnlocked4life]

I made a meme for today

[achievementhaunterss]

not be like “ugh the Youths” but i think kids nowadays have gotten Too Comfortable on the internet.

like i see these tweets on twitter like “hey im 14 and i just got kicked out pls rt so i can find somewhere to stay im in x state/city” and like HOLY SHIT i cannot emphasize enough how incredibly dangerous this is. you’re broadcasting to EVERYONE that you are young, vulnerable, and desperate AND information on how to find you!!!! like i know you meant for that to be just for your friends on twitter but that’s a public tweet!!! ANYONE could see it!!! like I saw it and i have no idea who you are you are not in my circle and yet!!! so like WHO ELSE has seen it!!!

[logarto]

that post abt how linda gaslights candace makes me so mad. no she doesnt. its not gaslighting if she genuinely thinks candace is lying.

[logarto]

there are no toxic abusive dynamics in the flynn fletcher family. i hate you

[thealphabetmurders]

The sniper who took them out has 100% accuracy and strong moral code.

[shrimpmilf]

hi my name is destiel nevada putin elec’tion covid way and i have long ebony black hair

[giddy-goblin]

this is it. this is peak meme. do you have any idea the specific culmination of absurd and unlikely events that needed to happen in order for this one single awful sentence to live comfortably, no, effortlessly within the general populace of human comprehension?

it's beautiful. it's hideous. it's everything.

[carcinisized-deactivated2021112]

is he...yknow....*gestures downward to super hell*

[fascra]

im not a destiel person but the idea of a millennia-old angel, who’s more powerful and has seen more than we can ever imagine, getting rejected by some straight dude who doesn’t, like, wash his underwear is just funny as hell. i might fuck around and get into one-sided destiel just for the laughs.

[stewystew]

Wait hold on

[feministperalta]

Here’s the thing. You don’t even have to have watched spn. If you were on tumblr in the 2014 era and are somehow still here this is the funniest fucking thing to ever happen.

[lutzlig]

[221blilli]

This is WAY better than the original

[professionaljester]

this is the first time in years that tumblr has felt organic. No I will not elaborate 

[thelovethatyouhad]

[brawltogethernow]

For years Tumblr has been putting on airs, like a lady who’s risen above her station and fastidiously cut ties with her roots. But today, in the face of this perfect fucking storm, the pretense of dignity is gone. Now our fine hat bought with our husband’s money is in the mud and we’re fist fighting Maud who we used to run cons with in the middle of the road.