...?

I don't know...

[woodwool]

severely deficient in whatever vitamin makes u a person

[ryebreadgf]

[glitterypopcorn]

that? oh thats the mysterious bruise i got thursday , #mybruise

[sandmandaddy69]

[sunsetbuddie]

when you say something awkward and stupid in a social situation that probably no one will remember except you for the rest of time

[halondrus]

[cutecipher]

can you put that thing on a leash?

[halondrus]

ok

[innerchildabortionclinic]

your cat was an honor to see in the window

[catasters]

[targetedknowledge]

[bey]

Don’t invite me anywhere last minute I enjoy doing nothing so I need to know ahead of time if my plan to do nothing needs to be changed

[bana05]

This is legit and people don’t realize it.

[noahwyles]

“hey what are you doing?” “nothing”  “oh great! so you are avaliab-” “no you don’t understand. I’m doing nothing.” 

[embyrr922]

I’m doing nothing. Actively. It’s important.

[heroofthreefaces]

This is essential nothing I’m doing.

[octophat]

[pillowspace]

so first of all, meow

[pastrypen]

and second of all?

[pillowspace]

meow meow meow

[instardustandspacetime]

and third of all?

[pillowspace]

mrrrrp

[legallybrunettedotcom]

ever since i learned abt the concept of networking i knew i was going to have to do everything alone and do it the hard way

[dragon-in-a-fez]

"can you explain this large gap in your resume?"

yeah I tried to move an image in Word

[little-pondhead]

[little-pondhead]

[sunnfl0w3rr]

nobody:

tumblr when Ides of March:

[velvetwar]

Can we just start stabbing Julius Caesar now it's been a hard week.

[frontmansdefender]

I wish every ad that takes you to app store or any site as soon as your finger accidentally touches it a very. bankrupt and die