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i somehow hurt my back from the time i got out of bed to the time it took me to walk to the sofa for more sleep

i’ve been listening to nothing but last podcast on the left and i feel like i’ve merged into a world with shitty character actors

#i have still had 0 amount of sleep #send help

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Who wants to hear my new conspiracy theory about lawyers

oh-mother-of-darkness

Can’t legally lie, but they trade in half-truths and misleading language

Obsessed with contracts

Required to follow the letter (but not the spirit) of the law

Really good at exploiting loopholes

Range from semi-helpful to openly malevolent

Conclusion?? Faeries

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me making coffee: this going to fix everything.

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It’s been awhile since I’ve done one of these but happy Monday man crush. I love you so much and I am so proud of all the work you’re doing right now even though I’m selfish and miss you. Thanks for being the bees knees @broccoliwad 😍

#im slowly evolving into my dad #cool guy.

i’ve also given up on netflix. i can’t find anything to watch that’s not friends. i blame that mostly on myself, my dumbass can’t focus for more than 5 minutes at a time.

me? given up? absolutely.

#i am very tired #i need many naps

psychicarmorhead

What do you mean my card was declined???

#this was me when i was 11

i waited too long for my coffee to cool down, now it’s slightly cooler than what i would like. i’ve cheated myself.

i keep trying to ignore my allergies, but then my nose drips and i’m snapped back into a gross reality.

#i think i've become allergic to pet dander

i feel like i’m frozen to dang core, no blanket is safe in this home.

#but only just #what is up party people #i don't think this needs any tags ??#but like let m eknow

i got woken up by a cramp in my calf. it was the worst pain i’ve felt in my entire life. would not recommend.

so imagine this: crabs eating

#theyre so cute when they eat #any other time they freak me out

my jaw has been completely locked for the past 2 days. i’m upset and i hurt and someone break my face thanks

#violence tw #i mean

yells into the void

#what is up party ppl #// i am very tired of school and work 3 hours of sleep every day is not enough

y’know what’s scary? hypnopompic hallucinations.

no thanks brain, you can stop.

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