well well well

you've found me

[brockendrems]

another fucking fic

Through the Shattered Looking Glass - Chapter 1 - Brocken_Drems - Transformers - All Media Types [Archive of Our Own]

hey guys look at this funky thing i wrote

[spin-the-wheel-polls]

you are now a cat in the warrior cats universe! Spin these wheels for your name!

Do you like it?

YES!!!

yes

eh it's okay

no.

IM MOON MOON

results/other

Remaining time: 3 days 22 hours

note: I (the owner of this blog and maker of wheels) am not into warrior cats! I just thought this would be fun to make

(prefixes and suffixes from @yarrowleef)

[lemmmmmmmmmmonade]

HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP

[hawksongcat]

oh

[brockendrems]

ooh ?

did you know there are bisexual flowers and they’re perfect

[boganjunkrat-deactivated2017011]

it says so right there in my bio textbook i would never lie to you 

[thefaginogion]

perfect (bisexual)

[negrocops]

reblog if you are a perfect bisexual, support perfect bisexuals, or just really love flowers

[alagaisia]

Hey. Why isn’t the moon landing a national holiday in the US. Isn’t that fucked up? Does anyone else think that’s absurd?

[alagaisia]

It was a huge milestone of scientific and technological advancement. (Plus, at the time, politically significant). Humanity went to space! We set foot on a celestial body that was not earth for the first time in human history! That’s a big deal! I’ve never thought about it before but now that I have, it’s ridiculous to me that that’s not part of our everyday lives and the public consciousness anymore. Why don’t we have a public holiday and a family barbecue about it. Why have I never seen the original broadcast of the moon landing? It should be all over the news every year!

[alagaisia]

It’s July 20th. That’s the day of the moon landing. Next year is going to be the 54th anniversary. I’m ordering astronaut shaped cookie cutters on Etsy and I’m going to have a goddamn potluck. You’re all invited.

[watermelon-converse]

Hey. Hey. Tumblr. Ides of March ppl. We can do this

[emi--rose]

Hell yeah moon holiday

[hello-delicious-tea]

Ooh coming up we should celebrate

[ariaste]

PITCH: We call it Moon Day, and then every 7 years when it falls on a Monday, that's an even BIGGER deal and we call that Moon Day Monday and go absolutely apeshit about it (the next Moon Day Monday is in 2026 so we have a couple trial runs first)

[walmart-the-official]

LOVE THIS!!!

[cherryhatter-deactivated2015072]

KICK THE CAN!

Let’s play the biggest game of kick the can on the internet.

To kick the can, reblog it. I wanna see how long this can go on for.

[visibun]

the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now

[cannibalchicken]

[alivingtypo]

you can pry starting sentences with 'and' or 'but' out of my cold, dead hands

[today-till-tomorrow]

op how does it feel to be the most correct person on earth

[entryn17]

drawing is all sbout becoming good at illustrating one character at 3/4 angle and nothing else no backgrounds no props no furniture no money no job no future

[jewishbarbies]

I’ve been laughing at “fuck this lemon you take it” for several minutes

[jewishbarbies]

take this papaya from my cold dead hands is sending me again oh my god

[anathemaegg]

badminton is dont hit the fucking ground you stupid disgusting baby bird

[jewishbarbies]

[jewishbarbies]

every day this post has more responses that make me lunge back in my chair with the most unnecessarily loud cackle

[bat-anon]

Hockey is I’m gonna launch this peppermint patty at you and the only way to stop me is violence

[digby-official]

curling is my two friends and i really want to put a watermelon in that exact spot, but the floor disagrees

[ariaste]

relay racing is "here, you take this leek"

[thatll-do]

Bowling is where you are so disgusted with the coconut in your hand and with the jugs of milk at the other end of the room that you strike a figure skating pose to kill them both

[sillymedoingsillythings]

Ping pong is I'm gonna send this egg into corners of this room you've never imagined

[paradoxical-frog]

Soccer/football is like I absolutely refuse to touch this melon with my hands, so I'm just gonna kick it across the field, wait no STOP TRYING TO KICK IT BACK AT ME --

[brockendrems]

Come slap my ocs around like ping pong balls

[meanbuddhist]

my body knows something that i don’t and i can’t get her to talk to me

[brockendrems]

@funnier-as-a-system

[gorusiti7]

Kawkaw wants to play!

[madocactus]

☆Be Mike for a day in this wacky Deltarune fangame!☆

You're a fun-loving Pippins in TV World. Thanks to an unlucky encounter, you have to pretend to be Tenna's favorite right-hand man... Mike! Will you protect TV World’s right to gamble by serving Tenna on hand and foot? Or will you make his life hell for ruining your friends' fun? It's all up to you! Just... try not to get fired?

☆Specil Feachers☆

Five endings!

Three heart-pounding minigames!

Animated cutscenes!

An 100% original soundtrack!

A new story with familiar faces!

Extra goodies!

☆☆☆Play The Game On Itch.io!☆☆☆

(Sponser's Note: This game was made in collaboration with TV Time: A Tenna Zine)

[mizuthe-cat]

awesome how you can just have ocs and they live in your brain forever and torment you

[brockendrems]

@funnier-as-a-system

[pastabot]

today is not my birthday

[pastabot]

reblog if your birthday is not today

[brockendrems]

proud owner of a computer with a disc drive built into it

[rubysapphrald]

i feel so defensive and protective of people with ARFID like if i had a disorder that made my brain register 90% of food as poison for no reason and i had a bazillion people on the internet constantly calling me a manchild who needs to just grow up and stop being a picky eater i would start killing people

[rubysapphrald]

people with ARFID and people with very few autism safe foods and people with contamination OCD and people in ED recovery and everyone else with a complicated relationship with food that no one takes seriously GET BEHIND ME!!!!!!!