god i'm so tired

i have metaphysical brain worms 21 :)

[brokenceramicpot]

me and luffy would get along so well like yes king! we both have adhd! now please stay on task because i can’t

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

woe! texted a casual acquaintance "I've been considering getting into knotting"

[brokenceramicpot]

fuckass olive garden got called a prick on live television oh how today is a joyous day

[brokenceramicpot]

pathetic blonde men…….but i don’t like men…… but he’s a good cook……..but megan thee stallion……i mean……..i have two hands……

[brokenceramicpot]

hi question everyone is saying tiktok is back but i’m still banned ? feel like im being gaslit rn i miss my one piece edits

[daenerys-targaryen]

we dumped tea into the harbor for less

[huyandere]

no one is born to be alone

[brokenceramicpot]

holy fuck the hormones you get from getting into ur fav college is crazy

[brokenceramicpot]

haha look at this bitch wow look at how much fun they’re having. well guess what college SUCKS

[brokenceramicpot]

update it’s 3am and i have two finals tomorrow :) help me

[brokenceramicpot]

extra update semester is over and i hate being pre med this shit is HARD

[brokenceramicpot]

holy fuck the hormones you get from getting into ur fav college is crazy

[brokenceramicpot]

haha look at this bitch wow look at how much fun they’re having. well guess what college SUCKS

[brokenceramicpot]

update it’s 3am and i have two finals tomorrow :) help me

[box5roach]

Made my friend listen to “Phantom of the Pink Pony Club” mashup from Jacob Sutherland in the car today, and now all I can think about is Erik, a pink pony girl, on the stage in his heels, dancing at the club.

If there’s fanart of this out there someone please let me know.

Or any Chappell Roan Phantom of the Opera fanart.

It’s a very specific kind of autism, I am aware.

I’ve also realized that’s not actually what it’s called. I do not care.

[brokenceramicpot]

hi i’m the friend. now why didn’t you tell me you thought of this it’s quite amusing

[popuruu]

the cook and the grill master

based off of this post by @melonteee on twitter

[titi-292]

I saw the original na twitter and these two instantly came to my mind

[brokenceramicpot]

holy fuck the hormones you get from getting into ur fav college is crazy

[brokenceramicpot]

haha look at this bitch wow look at how much fun they’re having. well guess what college SUCKS

[jaypentaghast]

you RUIN armand's made up stories? you ruin his marriage like the claudia? oh! oh! vampirism! vampirism for daniel for One Thousand Years!!!!

[mintaikkcorpse]

Me when the plot is about a man becoming an unwilling parent and learning the horrors and joys of fatherhood

[tls12lessthan3]

ive talked about this before but it is truly crazy that yoo jonghyuk was a famous gamer pre apocalypse. imagine youre in an apocalypse scenario, traumatized out of your mind, having just committed at least one murder, surrounded by monsters and gods you can barely comprehend. imagine youve finally got your hands on a pretty decent weapon that you hope can keep you alive after an arduos trial, and for once things are looking up. now imagine jerma from twitch shows up, holds a sword to your neck and tells you to give him your weapon or hes gonna fucking kill you. imagine after that you run into him again and hes having a gay as hell moment with the most average looking guy ever, who youve heard through the grapevine might be the most powerful king and/or his boyfriend. we were robbed of his fans reactions actually

[natjennie]

spot the difference