Woagh!!

Bold of u to assume literally anything

[awkwardosthe3rd]

Funny goat man art

[engulfes]

i love you air dried hair i love you no makeup i love you comfortable clothes made out of soft fabrics i love you short nails

[spector]

[unlovablehand]

see this is why i’m conflicted when people call him a mysterious man of the forest or whatever because he’s literally just like this all the time

[hurleyquinnzel]

Where are his legs

[thekracken]

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[oligopsalter-deactivated2020060]

[comrade-bastard-deactivated2024]

Capitalism

[property-is-theft-deactivated20]

Yes but also the bottom is locked as well

[dankmemeuniversity]

[youlovetoseeit]

[hashagi]

I have a lot of problems with Link’s inability to swim for more than 5 seconds 

EDIT yes I put the link on the Link. Am I funny yet.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[imtotallystoked]

2009 average rent: $886

2019 average rent: $1,476

[pokemon-personalities]

popcorn kernels are all just little bulbasaurs 🥺

[raihan-stan]

can’t wait for some fresh and hot bulbasaur :)

[pokemon-personalities]

[boxheadpaint]

... Huh. Well, it’s not the most orthodox method, let alone the safest, but...

Your Bulbasaur evolved into Ivysaur!

[pokemon-personalities]

thank you for saving this post 🥺

[kaijuno]

It seems tumblr blurred their own IHOP ad because the stack of pancakes looked like a dick

[figmentforms-the-human]

I just love this chaos

[minerva-is-a-robot]

is that fucking why

[bimboid]

[midnight-revolucion]

[slugmania]

this text from my father is funnier than anything I’ve ever said

[pics-that-make-you-go-hmm]

[cerastes]

[midden-maiden]

This is how archaeologists hunt

[tiktokarchive]

[just-shower-thoughts]

The person who first discovered that coconut could be eaten must have experienced depths of hunger many will never know.

[heckshowerthoughts]

They prolly just saw some other animal doin it my man

[transhumanist-viking-deactivate]

you mean like the coconut crab, which naturally feeds on coconuts by breaking htem open with large claws? 

[the-spoopy-ghost-of-raejin99]

Coconut crab: I sneep. I break ze coconut. I eat ze coconut.

Some dude:

[dontbeanassbutt]

K but have y’all seen what coconut crabs look like cause

Jesus Christ

[kentucky-fried-bucky]

[doubleca5t]

For clarification, the crabs are not accused of killing Amelia Earhart. The idea is that if she died after crash landing on an island in the pacific the coconut crabs would have eaten her corpse and scattered the bones, which is why no one has ever found her body.