The Dumbass Pack😤

ayo come get your shit posts here ✌

[bromance-without-the-b]

If you have skin, you aren't welcome here

[bromance-without-the-b]

skeletons only

[remote-controlled-watermelon-de]

*ahem* anyway iced milk is valid and yall can fight me on this

[the-one-and-only-allium]

iced milk is a sin

[smolfrogi]

iced milk is shit

[bromance-without-the-b]

Pour some coffee or tea in there, shit

[your-gay-lawrence]

ICED TEA IS WORSE THAN ICED MILK.

[bromance-without-the-b]

WELL I CAN’T DRINK HOT TEA WITHOUT HURTING MY MOUTH

[smolfrogi]

THEN WAIT LIKE 5 MINUTES

[bromance-without-the-b]

OH, SO EVERYONE LIKES ICED SWEET TEA BUT WHEN I CAN'T DRINK MY GREEN TEA WITHOUT A FEW CUBES OF WATER, I AM A MONSTER

[bromance-without-the-b]

🌠

Well, my eyes are shit so I'm answering hthe two questions that look similar to this one

Animal Year you were born in?

I was born the year of the Rat.

Favorite aesthetic?

It's a mix of punk, 90s, fairycore and blushcore.

[remote-controlled-watermelon-de]

*ahem* anyway iced milk is valid and yall can fight me on this

[the-one-and-only-allium]

iced milk is a sin

[smolfrogi]

iced milk is shit

[bromance-without-the-b]

Pour some coffee or tea in there, shit

[your-gay-lawrence]

ICED TEA IS WORSE THAN ICED MILK.

[bromance-without-the-b]

WELL I CAN'T DRINK HOT TEA WITHOUT HURTING MY MOUTH

[1984hondacivic]

Can someone find me a sentence that ends with “it is” so I can make people cry by ending a sentence with “its”

[bromance-without-the-b]

That's just what it is

[wait-atla-isnt-just-zukka]

Where does one acquire a gf in a pandemic? Asking for a friend

[smolfrogi]

idk the internet

[bromance-without-the-b]

Discord

[bromance-without-the-b]

Everyone always puts the good shit in the tags

[wait-atla-isnt-just-zukka]

Where does one acquire a gf in a pandemic? Asking for a friend

[smolfrogi]

idk the internet

[bromance-without-the-b]

Discord

[portmantaur-deactivated20240523]

when ur like “im gettin a gay vibe” and your straight friend is like “uhhh idk that seems….forced….” and u gotta pull out your fuckin phd from gay college and your private gay detective license and your federal bureau of investigaytion badge like sit fuckin down buddy i got credentials and also an opinion the truth is out there my guy

[vilijonne]

mä tiedän että tää on vitsi, mutta mulla on paperi, joka kertoo, että oon opiskellut queer-teoriaa ja olen saatanan hyvä siinä

älkää käykö mulle, perkele. vastakarvaanluen teidät suohon jollei tavalliset tekstianalyysin keinot riitä. saatana.

[portmantaur-deactivated20240523]

I don’t know really what this means but that singular “satan.” is fucking killing me

[pisamarotta]

It’s translated almost correctly except it is “I will read you into the swamp if.. ”

This refers to a Finnish folktale where Väinämöinen (a wizard) sings his opponent Joukahaisen into a swamp almost drowning him (Joukahaisen promised his sister as a wife for Väinämöinen in order to save himself)

Satan=Saatana is commonly used curseword in the Finnish language and used like Goddammit except more rude.

[portmantaur-deactivated20240523]

!!! thank you for helping me understand!!! This is actually rly cool!!

[jack-the-lion]

This post is a whole-ass queer mood and a Finnish folklore lesson all in one and I am 100% here for it

[bromance-without-the-b]

I stan this.

Immensely.

[asras-wife]

I know some people get nervous about interacting directly so I just want y'all to know I appreciate you.

[bromance-without-the-b]

Lmao love you too

[remote-controlled-watermelon-de]

*ahem* anyway iced milk is valid and yall can fight me on this

[the-one-and-only-allium]

iced milk is a sin

[smolfrogi]

iced milk is shit

[bromance-without-the-b]

Pour some coffee or tea in there, shit

[apocalyptic-cake-deactivated202]

Help!

My mom thinks I’m spending too much time using my phone and reading, and not studying. How she expects me to study when my school is a joke and the world is crumbling, I don’t know, but that is a whole other post.

She also found out that I use Tumblr, and she’s furious. I’m literally not allowed to be on any social media platform, so she wants me to delete my Tumblr now.

Anyway, after many hours of lectures and yelling and tears, and explaining what exactly Tumblr is, she’s decided that if this post gets

10,000 notes I get to keep my phone

20,000 notes I get to keep my phone AND my Tumblr

30,000 notes I get to keep my phone and Tumblr, and I also get as many books as I want

She’s doing this cause she thinks Tumblr is useless and that I’ll never get enough notes, so help please! I know this is near impossible.

I have until September 28th, 2020.

[keenmarvellover]

@xxskylersparksxx​ @chris-evans-indian-fanfic​ @avengerhollows​ @i-used-to-wonder-why @callifornia @cattfeine

[queer-as-frikc]

boost pls!!!!!!!!

[bromance-without-the-b]

CMON WE GOT THEM TO 20,000 LETS GET THEM SOME BOOKS

[gluten-free-pussy]

I was high off my ass last night and had this dream where I was in this dense ass forest and sitting there was a tall woman. She was so tall I couldn’t see her face but she was wearing gold and I was like “uh…hi?” And she said “I made you, do you know that?” And I nodded and she was like “I hear your thoughts. Why do you hate my creation? Why do you try to destroy yourself? I made you perfect as you are. Please don’t break my heart”. Then she started crying and it flooded and I woke up with fucking heart palpitations like what does it Mean™️????

[animution11]

[royalhans]

polar opposite of this post

[hrmsketches]

inspiration struck and would not let me go until i drew this

[gluten-free-pussy]

This is really beautiful!!!

[blackbeltkitten2]

Oh fuck

[agender-thanos]

But like duuuude, the original post… I’d be trying to get back to said dream and apologize like crazy. Just because I like to be nice and when I hurt someone’s feelings I feel very very bad.

[bromance-without-the-b]

But we aren't going to talk about they met god and looked at her dead in the eye and made god cry??

[sharkboxes]

[hp-mineccraft]

If I don’t see each and every single one of you reblogging this, I swear to god

[bromance-without-the-b]

*cocks shotgun*

Reblog.

Right fucking now.

[bromance-without-the-b]

Hey.

Saying you would accept your child/bestfriend/whoever comes out to you as gay or straight but you can't accept them as pan or bi

Is kinda, yknow

Homophobic

[bromance-without-the-b]

This isn't in anyway relating to me this is is just a callout post for those who actually do and say that

[daisiesmakingchains]

my favorite thing that’s ever come out of those dumb “gender reveal” parties, you know the ones, is that people make cakes and other baked goods for them right?

and since everything in this hellscape has to be gendered including colors, they gotta use both pink and blue frosting when they decorate to keep the prospective parents guessing before they cut the cake open and reveal how they’re gonna color-code their babies, but that also means:

people are out here making blue and white and pink baby cakes and just, unintentionally throwing the trans flag all over their pointless “gender” celebration and i think that’s just superb

[daisiesmakingchains]

[newtgeiszler]

someone make me this cake when i get top surgery to celebrate

[the-barista-district]

What if the trans community…stole gender reveal parties?

[nonbinaryqueerzim-deactivated20]

Im all for this.

[bromance-without-the-b]

Can I just have vanilla cake since I'm enby

[dankassbitchh]

this just happened on my dash… 

it happend again

[karetahana]

How can you hate on cookies though?? Like, in any form?? They’re FUCKING COOKIES BRO!!!

[amethystangelofhyrule-blog]

don’t let the anti-moreos guy see this either

[yea-nah]

wait for it he has sources

[perchu-deactivated20180224]

hi

[mvthologyy-deactivated20161031]

 he’s here

[perchu-deactivated20180224]

hell yeah im here and im ready to whoop your substantially corrupt minds back into fucking place

[guarcliansofthegalaxy-blog]

You’re like 15 dude you ain’t about to whoop anyone’s ass

[perchu-deactivated20180224]

I have the power of skeleton memes on my side, what do you  have?  tom hiddystan? bendelick mumberdun? doctor when??? yeah

[michael-james-munroe]

This is literally the most beautiful post on Tumblr

[phandabidozie-blog]

doctor when

[super-who-lockian]

bendelick mumberdun. done. 

[donnierrito]

THANK YOU FOR REBLOGGING THIS YOU MADE MY DAY

[mexi-doodler]

Omg

[cari28ch3-me]

I CANT BREATH!

[cari28ch3-me]

I keep seeing post about how younger bloggers don’t know the Moreos guy so I had to bring this back 

[jazzierthanyouare]

No one should have that much power, this is scaring me, the moreos then the moreos guy is why I truly can’t sleep at night…

[dcjokerhs]

OMG!! I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING!

[craperonipizza]

Oreos are the fucking best

[faggybutch161]

The moreos got him. He was only trying to warn us

[bees-against-onision]

He refused to consume the Moreos.

So now the Moreos consumed him.

[102938475618-deactivated2021050]

NOT THIS AGAIN

DO I REALLY NEED TO SAY ONE MORE TIME WHAT A HORRIBLE IDEA THIS IS

[theeldritchbeesechurger]

I love this post so much-

[bromance-without-the-b]

I absolutely

Hate this ™️

[bromance-without-the-b]

Hey.

Saying you would accept your child/bestfriend/whoever comes out to you as gay or straight but you can't accept them as pan or bi

Is kinda, yknow

Homophobic