hi whats up

he/him

[amazoogle]

the enemy drank water today. did you?

[ewoly5]

i drank water three days ago. im several steps ahead of the enemy. this is what it takes to win

[sentient-tent]

This is Tie, she is going to eat all of the notes

[sentient-tent]

reblog to feed her notes

[elodieunderglass]

How is she doing this

[feefal]

You died! Choose your next reincarnation.

Remember, amount of karma farmed during lifetime will vary depending on chosen form.

[atn-antronach]

Dear F-Zero GX, I don't know who on the dev team thought naming one of the custom parts Space Cancer was a good idea instead of calling it a crab, cause now I can drive shit like the Spicy Cancer, Miracle Cancer, and the Super Cancer.

[100493503004422]

linkedin is crazy bc how are you gonna admit to grand theft online using your govt name

[twiststreet]

[heyyoutubestuhere]

Emotional Documentary: Hellshake Yano

[beatcroc]

the new season is upon us so i would just like to bring back the single most legendary thing any anime has ever put out

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Did I do the meme right

88 chapters of space mystery

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

#what happened to the very normal space ship?

You can find out by reading 88 chapters of space mystery

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

I mean 183 chapters of space mystery

[barin-mclegg]

It's a normal amount of reading that can be done in a normal amount of time. In a normal way. About a normal story. No it doesn't make you late for surgery

[paxamericana]

[the-real-skeletor]

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

why have we all decided yoda sucks at driving

[lakevida]

i went to navy pier as a child and clowns took my father away and built a table out of him with three other dads and i always thought this was some unpleasant and vivid dream and i mentioned it to my mom one day a couple years ago and she was like Yaa when we went to chicago they made him do chair tricks with other men

they did this to him

[froth]

Lady Godiva by John Collier (c.1898)

[biomic]

After that, his wife and son left him, and he was exiled from the magic community for his dangerous tricks.

[skelotan]

This is what happens when you say yes to everything at the checkout.

[afoxnamedmulder]

I need to get everyone on the booktok erotica gingerbread man shapeshifter like they've gotten on the plastic destroying crow boy

[afoxnamedmulder]

ok so the gingerbread man shapeshifter lore as depicted in erotica novella Bite Me: A Gingerbread Shifter Story by Ariel Dawn:

gingerbread shapeshifting is a hereditary male-only curse

you shapeshift into a giant gingerbread man during Big Emotions (and also over Christmas I think?)

it kicks in during puberty

to defeat the curse you must transform in front of someone you love and have them accept you for who you are (big sentient gingerbread man)

gingerbread shapeshifters live in fear that this opens themselves up to their loved one running away screaming in fear or alternatively, y'know, eating the giant gingerbread man who suddenly appears before them

this needs to happen before your 30s (roughly) otherwise you remain in gingerbread man shape permanently

and then you get shipped off to the Black Forest to defend said forest and be constantly hunted down by people trying to steal gingerbread magic

the Black Forest is also where gingerbread shifters originate from btw

if you're a woman in this family line, you don't shapeshift but you also need to find a mate by a deadline

you can do this by just giving someone a cookie you've baked yourself

also this

[elamarth-calmagol]

WHAT

[headspace-hotel]

Sounds great. Everyone make more weird art forever

[eternalgaylord]

collecting tweets

[eternalgaylord]

#vessel alert

that's right

[sudanese-deactivated20250322]

[maricoin]

[desmess]

Continuing my take on Alttp Link & Zelda with... more sketches.

Almost gave up making Zelda's sprite design by mixing the sprite itself + Terada's version. Think I can do better but I'll post it anyways.

There will be never exact getup design since I love to draw them in many scenarios and costumes! (What's a consistency). But I need anchor still.

The bottom sketch is inspired from Alttp 4-koma manga cover but I lost it. Castle secret passageway is so infested with rodents and snakes that could kill. Maybe pest infestation comes with Ganons plan?

Also curiouss how Zelda memorized the path, maybe she snuck out a few times.