hi whats up

he/him

[meanbuddhist]

identifying a maladaptive coping mechanism is so bitter sweet like that’s great now i know what i need to stop doing. but that’s literally my something

[billymayslesbian]

imagining a universe where porn is a marketable genre so you have to deal with raycon ads while trying to jerk your shit

[torchichate]

You’re an easy slut, aren’t you kitten? Almost as easy as dinner with Hellofresh

[jimbusiness]

oh noo I don’t have any money to pay for the pizza, next time I’ll use rocket money to find unused subscriptions and track my spending

[pocketss]

Ummm she's literally sensitive :/

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

that post about kim kitsuragi only looking cool because he's standing next to harry seriously changed my read of his entire character. like he actually is just a weird nerd who finally gets to experience being cool because his partner is the most fucked up guy alive

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

your nerdy pilot cosplay starts looking a whole lot cooler when you're walking around with a guy whose pants have visibly been pissed in at least once

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

kim on his own: quiet nerdy glasses guy who wears old clothes and only cares about his car

kim when he's with harry: distinguished gentleman with an impressive knowledge of history and mechanics. also a master of personal hygiene

[amazoogle]

the enemy drank water today. did you?

[ewoly5]

i drank water three days ago. im several steps ahead of the enemy. this is what it takes to win

[sentient-tent]

This is Tie, she is going to eat all of the notes

[sentient-tent]

reblog to feed her notes

[elodieunderglass]

How is she doing this

[feefal]

You died! Choose your next reincarnation.

Remember, amount of karma farmed during lifetime will vary depending on chosen form.

[atn-antronach]

Dear F-Zero GX, I don't know who on the dev team thought naming one of the custom parts Space Cancer was a good idea instead of calling it a crab, cause now I can drive shit like the Spicy Cancer, Miracle Cancer, and the Super Cancer.

[100493503004422]

linkedin is crazy bc how are you gonna admit to grand theft online using your govt name

[twiststreet]

[heyyoutubestuhere]

Emotional Documentary: Hellshake Yano

[beatcroc]

the new season is upon us so i would just like to bring back the single most legendary thing any anime has ever put out

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Did I do the meme right

88 chapters of space mystery

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

#what happened to the very normal space ship?

You can find out by reading 88 chapters of space mystery

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

I mean 183 chapters of space mystery

[barin-mclegg]

It's a normal amount of reading that can be done in a normal amount of time. In a normal way. About a normal story. No it doesn't make you late for surgery

[paxamericana]

[the-real-skeletor]

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

why have we all decided yoda sucks at driving

[lakevida]

i went to navy pier as a child and clowns took my father away and built a table out of him with three other dads and i always thought this was some unpleasant and vivid dream and i mentioned it to my mom one day a couple years ago and she was like Yaa when we went to chicago they made him do chair tricks with other men

they did this to him

[froth]

Lady Godiva by John Collier (c.1898)

[biomic]

After that, his wife and son left him, and he was exiled from the magic community for his dangerous tricks.

[skelotan]

This is what happens when you say yes to everything at the checkout.