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You mustn’t be afraid to dream a little bigger, darling

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 2 Part 17

Qifrey (Witch Hat Adelier)

Odysseus (Epic the Musical)

Remaining time: 3 days 10 hours

Art of Odysseus by @gigizetz

[mindllessdreaming]

and the winner of superwholock is officially??? no one. we all lost. congrats team

[buggyhuman-blog]

[foone]

The final episode of Sherlock aired 2017-01-15.

The final episode of Supernatural aired 2020-11-19.

The final episode of Doctor Who aired 2025-05-31.

They all lose, but Doctor Who lost last, so they get the points.

[roadside--picnic]

[immigrant]

this was tumblr in 2013

[allegedly-human]

This is tumblr in 2026

[wordproblemapoligist]

tom nook is NOT a landlord!!! he is a construction worker! he SELLS you a WHOLE HOUSE! He is not CHARGING YOU however many bells a month to live there! You PURCHASE a HOME that he BUILDS FOR YOU and then you PAY HIM FOR HIS SERVICE. He charges no interest he sets no time limit it is a relationship built on trust. the only penalty you get for not paying off your home is that he won't build more home until you pay him for the first one. A guy that builds you a house wherever you want him to and then charges you for the cost of construction is not a landlord you own the fucking home

[brennacedria]

He is, however, in the mafia

[mothermara]

remember to bury the dead with a phone, everyone. these days the ferry terminal at the river styx wants you to download a fucking app

[depsidase]

[vacuously-true]

Don't reblog scary things about the government without checking the source and making sure it says what the post claims it says.

Spreading fear and panic through exaggeration is not helpful. It makes it more difficult for people to distribute their resources to solve the most immediate problems effectively. It encourages compliance in advance. It damages trust. These things HELP the government keep marginalized people down.

If I had a nickel for every time I've seen a post on here that's less than a half hour old, makes a terrifying claim that is not supported by evidence, but has 50+ reblogs and climbing...

Don't reblog scary things about the government without checking the source and making sure it says what the post claims it says.

[vacuously-true]

You've heard of "don't comply in advance," now get ready for "don't propagandize in advance!"

[elliespectacular]

⚠️ WARNING ⚠️

The joke is already funny!

Further additions or permutations may weaken its potency!

[totallynotgayforyou]

Sharing my favourite games list again

Tumblr's Favourite Games 2025 Editon

A compiled list of Video Games released in 2025 that tumblr might have played or had a big interest in

What games have you played

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Remaining time: 4 days 6 hours

[neververy4]

[catchymemes]

[crabussy]

a gentle reminder

[the-scungles-of-crungles]

Idk

[beardedmrbean]

[masterboa]

[dragongirlafro]

[h3r0-hunter]

[crabussy]

this is my favourite addition to this post by far everyone go home. this freak won the post

[wearegoingfuckinganywhereman]

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 1 Part 75

Cecil Gershwin Palmer (Welcome to Nightvale)

Red Guy (Don’t Hug Me I’m Scared)

Nagito Komaeda (Danganronpa)

Voting ended onJun 8

Cecil art is by @littleulvar

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 1 Part 9

Dad Egbert (Homestuck)

Silent Salt Cookie (Cookie Run)

Voting ended onJun 8

[princecroutons]

does croutons know how to count to 4

his mind is unburdened by the concept of basically everything

[girlonradio]

[onrtrp]

the set of ships is nonempty and finite

(any reasonable notion of) size induces a total order on the set of equivalence classes of ships of the same size

every nonempty finite total order has a maximum

there exists a ship that is no smaller than any other ship

QED

[sibyllance]

Apparently someone got their car stuck on the light rail tracks at Mt. Baker. For those unfamiliar this is 35 feet up in the air

[officialboredom]

First test flight of a flying car by Mazda partially a success

[tuulikki]

I feel like the Arizona license plate should take some place in our analysis of whatever in the goddam fuck we’re looking at here

[weirdstrangeandawful]

Much like Springfield before it, Seattle is one of the few major cities in the world with a monorail. That, combined with a more conventional light rail system, makes Seattle the rare U.S. city with two different types of train for public transportation. On Tuesday night, the rail system briefly had a third: a Mazda CX-5.

https://www.roadandtrack.com/news/a71483251/mazda-driver-seattle-pulls-into-elevated-train-station-on-tracks/

[nicky999doors]

[millipede-danger]

That's not an Arizona license plate, that's Utah. This is definitely something a Utah driver would do.