The lazy shipping cat

[lunlumo]

still a king

[vengeful-supermarket]

This is the only day you can RT this

[hitmewithcute]

My greyhound was snoozing under blankets in her bed but then decided she wanted to look out the kitchen window. A magnificent beast.

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

i thought she broke the fucking glass door

[lotrlocked]

I thought so too and she was surveying her damage

[rebakitt3n]

Are you saying yes to the dress?

[lovely-english-rose]

what a week huh?

[justiceleague]

V for Vendetta (2005) dir. James McTeigue

[bunney]

why do teenage boys go through that phase where they just imitate female moaning noises

[aviculor]

it’s the only way they can hear it

[sunflora-seeds]

there’s a copy of the declaration of independence on the bulletin board in my western civ class

today while my teacher was out of the room i stole it and put this up in its place

my teacher laughed and asked who took it but nobody told on me so i got away with it

i did it i stole the declaration of independence

[bunnyclown1975]

nic cage is proud

[aroloverboy]

Hey it’s ace week and you’re local ace has something to say! I’ve been out as ace for 3 years now and it’s still a big part of my identity that I’m proud of so here’s a lil something for those who need it!

[macskatudomany]

[megstastic]

I was going to caption this but then I listened with the sound on, and they had it covered.

[dankmemeuniversity]

[thyrell]

why are there 5,000 people on this site holding back from doing something with literally zero repercussions for anyone in a world that will never remember the chances you didn’t take? don’t waste your time on this earth live your life slap some rice

[june-egbert-official]

Hi my job is literally to reset the shelves and honestly?? Slap that rice. Slap it good. patting down the bags makes it easier to stack more, which means when I have to do it it’ll be flatter and more settled and more likely that I can just slide it along without it slidin’ around. You are doing me a FAVOR by slapping that rice.

[thyrell]

rice man approves

[celebrity-pharmacist]

Slap that rice.  Slap it good.  Slap that ricebag just like you should.

[offwhite-ish]

Tumblr University

Optional Uniform

ID

DORMS!!!!!

The Who/Sherlock dorms

Harry Potter/Narnia/LOTR Dorms

Pirates/History dorms

disney/disney princess dorms(you can put more posters,etc)

Directioner dorms(but put more ireland flags and more pics of the boys)

[batsymoon]

Bye mom

[parallelanprincess]

[thunderpibb]

remember when dashcon happened and these kind of posts completely disappeared

[jasper-rolls]

why did you bring it BACK

[kaiju-z]

[we-need-a-sexy-skeleton]

truth turned to legend, legend to myth, and for thousands of years this disaster of a fucking post was gone and yall shitheads brought it back

[xgh0stiex]

Bye mom, I’m moving here

[xvi-thetower]

the ancient ones left us a treasure

[writer-inwonderland]

The writers are the teachers 🤚🏻😌

[daughter-of-hades1218-deactivat]

This is Gold

[angee444]

@mango-pickle @acciofandomlove @yesydepressy @fluffyalphafemale @csulliven @siwarts imma draw ourselves on the tumblr university uniform lol 😂😌✨.

Im sorry mom I’m leaving early 😎😎.

[siwarts]

I’m coming!

[i-hate-chick-fil-a]

FREE THEM

[hotcommunist-deactivated2019032]

I say this without a shred of irony:

pageant moms are abusive monsters.

[hotboyproblems]

all of these have the same energy

[valtsv]

look i don’t know how reliable a source of information this website is but the idea that you can easily get rid of vampires in your home just by telling them they’re not welcome anymore is extremely funny to me

[valtsv]

if a vampire came into my house and tried to drain my blood. well i would simply say no thank you.

[valtsv]

unless the vampire is hot of course, in which case feel free to make yourself at home

[decayingmutt-deactivated2019091]

[cumaeansibyl]

I remember asking about this question once and someone told me that in True Blood if you rescind an invitation the vampire is “forcibly removed” from your house (or words to that effect)

and I have to admit I expected something much more violent than this, but somehow that would’ve been less dramatic? like if he was flung backward through the door it would’ve looked pretty cool but the DRAMA here is 10 times as fucking ridiculous

[boopymooplier]

Human: *rescinds their invitation* Vampire: I am forcibly removed from the house

[vengeful-supermarket]

This is the only day you can RT this

[veliseraptor]

Don’t forget, 3.Oct.10

[teamfreewilllover]

It’s that time of year again!