Brookie's Nookie

30s, she/her, used to be BrookieTF

[vivi-illustrations]

what michael said

we’re almost at 400 followers on instagram yippie!! also did this quickly since i have a test tomorrow lololol wish me luck

[escuerzoresucitado]

[ceruleanfuckup]

Audio on for exactly the horrible noises you expect

[the-haiku-bot]

Audio on for

exactly the horrible

noises you expect

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[lokh1]

‘how would other people describe you’ why would i know this

[oddarette]

Yep, I made a frutiger aero soft soap alien… 💧🐠🤍🫧🧼

[transmechanicus]

Modern vampire who has spent the last 70-ish years of their immortality primarily being slutty in nightclubs and non-lethal snacking on hookups shocked and uncomfortable that most vampires older than the lightbulb are really into torture and cruelty and eating babies alive. Super excited to finally meet his own kind and then oh no. oh fuck. time out wtf are they doing. this is profoundly unsexy they bit that guy’s arm off and are letting him crawl around screaming and crying. there’s not even any kissing or grinding or club music. is this normal?? i am Going to throw up i’ve gotta get these poor ppl out of here. askjeeves how to smuggle 30 naked prisoners (assorted genders) out of vampire mansion time sensitive.

[never-obsolete]

The Legend of Zelda: Oracle of Seasons/Ages (GBC, 2001)

[radicalgraff]

"Save the Forest, Destroy AI Data Centers"

Fern Gully poster spotted in Sydney

[thissweetenamor]

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

[yuhi-san]

Thats the context for this meme???

[titenoute]

I feel like I've been robbed the whole time. This is magical.

[thememedaddy]

[thememedaddy]

[pianta]

🌈🌈 (stickers)

★ twitter | ko-fi | ig | prints ★

[lgbtqiatext]

[libermachinae]

yes abstragedy sex scene canon but can we talk about how intimate this scene was like holy shit. i was literally ready to call it canon right here.

[mangonetics]

ah shit they're gaining on us. we gotta jettison some weight. throw all those stolen boomerangs out we don't need em

[supreme-leader-stoat]

On it, boss!

[supreme-leader-stoat]

Bad news, boss!

[gorbling]

Im enjoying the longevity of tumblrs recontextualization style of humor. a seemingly innocuous post followed by like "posts that a gnome would make" or like "are you a phone"

[gorbling]

[hapalopus]

[hapalopus]

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[vexwerewolf]

I love this post

[karifaevt]

The horse thinks as it scratches an itch

[beemovieerotica]

most beautiful instagram account