I hope there's cigarettes in hell

ughhhh

[skip-the-clumsy-dragon]

So when the Princess can feel a pea underneath 40 mattresses and beds she’s considered extraordinary and royalty, but when I, autistic,

[bidoof]

i’m gonna watch this stupid fucking conspiracy theory documentary until i fall asleep

[higgzorz-deactivated20151121]

how you gonna fall asleep when youre getting woken up

[qothqueen]

[thursday]

[heyimboredtalktome]

I'll have y'all know that my favorite figure skater's parents told her that to get a dog she'd have to do well at the Olympics and she went and won the frickin Olympics when she was 15💀

Her: I want a dog

Her mom and dad: Yeah sweetie, do well at the Olympics and we'll see

Alina Zagitova: Ok

[spirituallywhore-deactivated202]

DID SHE GET THAT WELL DESERVED DOG SHE WANTED

[heyimboredtalktome]

Idk if her parents got her one, but the fucking president of Japan gave one to her when he found out that she wanted one

[homo-sex-shoe-whale]

There's a lesbian couple out there that's this powerful

[foxgirlintestines]

O.O

I am gay for this energy

[jackdonaghy]

[cwote]

:))

[pardonmewhileipanic]

thank you person who made me feel pretty good just now

[tastefullyoffensive]

[strangeparker]

[memewhore]

I still don’t understand the perspective that’s going on here.

[pricklylegs-deactivated20250727]

It`s a railing.

[casmii]

This fucked with my head so hard.

[clamjob-deactivated20140702]

WAIT I STILL DONT UNDERSTAND

[neatpotatoes]

ITS ON TOP OF A WALL NOT GRASS

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

oh my god it’s the edge of a cement wall jesus christ that fucked me up so bad it took so long for me to understand

[polople]

I STILL DONT GET IT

[watchthelightfade]

hence why his arm has a shadow under it

[queercatmermaid]

Thank you for the tiny drawing omg my brain

[dafuqyouwantfrumme]

That fucking drawin fixed it omg thank you

[krystal-prisms]

Oh, I get it now

[sass-therin]

Things I would change of I wrote POA:

Hagrid would get a new dog

Who likes attending some of his Care of Magical Creatures classes (especially the 3rd years)

The dog's name is Snuffles

After listening to her brother accidentally make Harry feel worse about not being able to go to Hogsmeade, Ginny offers to spend the day with him

Harry hesitates, but agrees

Ginny introduces Harry to her new friend, Luna Lovegood

The three of them end up in Professor Lupin's office

Basically a similar conversation as in the books takes place, but now with Luna occasionally dropping hints Lupin's a werewolf and Ginny sitting on his desk drinking tea

Ginny also knows it's Halloween, and brings up Harry's parents casually (probably something along the lines of "who did you go to school with Professor? Did you know Harry's parents?)

Then for the next little while Lupin tells them stories of James, Lily and Peter (but taking out the parts that involved Sirius)

Just little bonding moments for characters, ya know?

[ghostbri]

i read lord of the flies for the first time

[reparrishcomics]

there was always that one kid going through a wolf phase

[sixpenceee]

Astronaut Leland Melvin includes his rescued dogs in best NASA portrait ever.

[capnjordog]

I’m so glad he rescued those dogs from space

[rudolph-the-red-knows-rain-dear]

Alien dogs

[aurevoir-mes-amis-deactivated20]

[microtear-deactivated20181213]

[memecollection]