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@brookslegacy
very hilarious and bold of marvel to expect me to give one single fuck about whether vision lived or died
wanda: omg if we destroy the stone now vision will die :((
me:
#okoye would’ve killed her husband for wakanda and wanda couldn’t kill vision to save the world? get it together
are you...okay?
You ever see your hands? Feel them. Pay attention to the skin, the bone, the flex of muscle. The twitches of fiber, the drawing of muscle cords that raise and lower your fingers. Can you feel it? Can you sense the slow atrophy, the steady expense of energy – can you sense yourself dying? You’re crumbling into dust. The earth waits for you to return.
Hamlet adaptation where Hamlet is a vlogger and all his soliloquies are breakdowns he uploads to YouTube
… I am unironically here for this
this is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen in my life
I would watch this movie
Bridge the generation gap by combining old and new slang into one
Mood to the max!
Tubular af
groovy, i hate it
If she breathes, she’s a square
being as i am an idiot, and having been one my whole life, i just wanna say that i find it very easy to do nothing, and go nowhere. i eat chocolate late at night in the dark. i stand in the garden also. and i’m often waiting for something to happen. and i’m stupid.
old people really need to learn how to text accurately to the mood they’re trying to represent like my boss texted me wondering when my semester is over so she can start scheduling me more hours and i was like my finals are done the 15th! And she texts back “Yay for you….” how the fuck am i supposed to interpret that besides passive aggressive
Someone needs to do a linguistic study on people over 50 and how they use the ellipsis. It’s FASCINATING. I never know the mood they’re trying to convey.
I actually thought for a long time that texting just made my mother cranky. But then I watched my sister send her a funny text, and my mother was laughing her ass off. But her actual texted response?
“Ha… right.”
Like, she had actual goddamn tears in her eyes, and that was what she considered an appropriate reply to the joke.I just marvelled for a minute like ‘what the actual hell?’ and eventually asked my mom a few questions. I didn’t want to make her feel defensive or self-conscious or anything, it just kind of blew my mind, and I wanted to know what she was thinking.
Turns out that she’s using the ellipsis the same way I would use a dash, and also to create ‘more space between words’ because it ‘just looks better to her’. Also, that I tend to perceive an ellipsis as an innate ‘downswing’, sort of like the opposite of the upswing you get when you ask a question, but she doesn’t. And that she never uses exclamation marks, because all her teachers basically drilled it into her that exclamation marks were horrible things that made you sound stupid and/or aggressive.
So whereas I might sent a response that looked something like:
“Yay! That sounds great - where are we meeting?”
My mother, whilst meaning the exact same thing, would go:
‘Yay. That sounds great… where are we meeting?”
And when I look at both of those texts, mine reads like ‘happy/approval’ to my eye, whereas my mother’s looks flat. Positive phrasing delivered in a completely flat tone of voice is almost always sarcastic when spoken aloud, so written down, it looks sarcastic or passive-aggressive.
On the reverse, my mother thinks my texts look, in her words, ‘ditzy’ and ‘loud’. She actually expressed confusion, because she knows I write and she thinks that I write well when I’m constructing prose, and she, apparently, could never understand why I ‘wrote like an airhead who never learned proper English’ in all my texts. It led to an interesting discussion on conversational text. Texting and text-based chatting are, relatively, still pretty new, and my mother’s generation by and large didn’t grow up writing things down in real-time conversations. The closest equivalent would be passing notes in class, and that almost never went on for as long as a text conversation might. But letters had been largely supplanted by telephones at that point, so ‘conversational writing’ was not a thing she had to master.
So whereas people around my age or younger tend to text like we’re scripting our own dialogue and need to convey the right intonations, my mom writes her texts like she’s expecting her Eighth grade English teacher to come and mark them in red pen. She has learned that proper punctuation and mistakes are more acceptable, but when she considers putting effort into how she’s writing, it’s always the lines of making it more formal or technically correct, and not along the lines of ‘how would this sound if you said it out loud?’
the linguistics of written languages in quick conversational format will never not be interesting to me like it’s fascinating how we’ve all just silently learned what an ellipsis or exclamation mark implies and it’s totally different in different communities or generations or whatever
i literally dont talk to anyone unless they talk to me first
NPC Energy
*realizes I exist outside of my own perceptions of myself and that people probably talk about me sometimes* what the fuck
young adult things: washing your colors with your whites because you don’t care you JUST don’t fucking care
D&D was invented to trick gay people into doing math
han solo is just a dude who made charisma his best stat but can’t roll above a four at any given time
why would you say something so controversial and yet so brave
Han: “Uh, we’re fine… Uh, how are you?”
DM: …
DM: Roll Deception.
Han: You know what, fuck it, I blow up the console. Chewie, we’re about to have company!
this is my favorite addition to this post.
she killed him with a fuckin look
The I, Robot sequel looks lit.
I want people who don’t watch wrestling to explain what’s happening here.
A bard rolled a 20 on intimidation
peter: i hate it when people say that i can “do whatever a spider can”
tony: well, can’t you?
peter: i can think of many things a spider can do that i can’t. i can’t crawl into someone’s ear and die, i can’t legally leave guatemala without a passport, i can’t have sex with a spider —
steve: can we change the subject
loki: let him finish talking
i love the sims but everything after creating them feels so empty… feel like a bored god who’s only hubris was thinking he could create something beautiful……
Imagine being able to detach your titties before bed.. so you could actually sleep on your stomach. Lol
My dumb ass gon over sleep and forget my tiddies in the morning..
Keys … wallet… damn, my titties .
