mO O g s

your problematic fav - leaves lipstick marks on everything - will fight anyone - trigger warning: puns - flirts constantly then gets terrified when it's reciprocated - personally victimized by todd howard My art blog is here: http://sassywelshgiraffe-art.tumblr.com/

[sibmakesart]

:)

[phantomrose96]

God gives his hardest battles to his strongest soldiers and I'm dodging the draft

[phantomrose96]

hang on I gotta look something up.

[i-suggest-vore]

DW I know that one from heart if you need an explanation

[phantomrose96]

Thanks tumblr user i-suggest-vore. I can always count on you for theological literacy wait is there a different reason you like this story

[piendish]

hte real april foule… was you.

[piendish]

for thinkjghing I did not care abou you.

[piendish]

my friende.

[tlirsgender]

Being sensitive to changes in barometric pressure is crazy what do you mean my problem is that the wind changed direction. What do you mean it's the fuckin clouds

[hineway]

Heeheehoo

*sets this loose in your house*

[sheherlockholmes]

people will claim to be filled with whimsy and joy for life but then hate musicals……. the vile tongue of man will never cease lying

[sheherlockholmes]

[theowlburrow]

Torterra 🌸

[hylagratiosa]

Satanic terror in the old west, some how.

[xantchaslegacy]

[miggylol]

Surprise! Tumblr just got turned into an epic fantasy RPG, just like [your favorite appropriate media franchise]. And the Tumblr RPG's plot needs to have all of its characters covered, in roles both large and small.

That means that you are assigned to a stereotypical RPG role inside our new fantasy world. Spin this wheel to find out what you are now doing for a living.

How well suited are you for your new role?

Noooooo this doesn't sound fun :(

Not what I would have picked for myself, but... I'll make it work

Eh. Could be better, but could be a lot worse

Okay, I can work with this!

I WAS BORN TO PLAY THIS ROLE

Voting ended onFeb 3, 2025

[headspace-hotel]

tumblr is, if anything, the Appalachia of social media...easy to get lost, sparsely populated, out of the loop with fast-moving modern trends. Attached to tradition. Close-knit communities. Believe in "talk shit, get hit." Everyone is doing their own thing in their own obscure little holler. Prone to pulling the most inventive turns of phrase you've ever heard out of nowhere. Somebody's always starting a racket. We sometimes repel outsiders with much aggression. Lots of talk about hell and damnation to be found. Everybody tends to forget about us for some reason

[headspace-hotel]

What is pirating media but the moonshining of the internet

[vincent-sinclair-deserved-better]

[0kelkha0]

now... i'm in with you... and all i know is folks all seem to die... and... i still love horses.

[no-more-dead-dogs]

i don't care if mondays fucked, tuesday wednesday kiss my nuts, thursday this shit fucking sucks, it's friday im in love

[axebunni]

some josh art

[juneflowerautumn]

Me *leaves a pile of assorted jorts in the woods*: for the werewolves

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i should wake up and automatically be restored to full health, that's how sleeping should work, what is this horseshit

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

*waking up with a sore neck* where are my goddamn spell slots

[cry-in-the-shower]