Lemme Be Your Right Hand Man.

20. Half-Filipino. Still unsure which months have 30 or 31 days. Queen of Trash Mountain

[nick-avallone]

i adore my mom beyond words but i have to mom-shame her for always doing this to me 

[nick-avallone]

so i showed my mom the post hahaha 

[galaxy-lives]

this is the most wholesome and entertaining mom post on tumblr

[cannabinomad]

[brandonnflowers]

[purplechocolatekisses]

Help Everyone Find A Job In Their Field

[afroclusterfunk]

Money cat can only do so much

[blaquerose]

@special-agent-tits-akimbo

[iatrogenic]

Screenshot posts like this stress me out so much because CHARGE YOUR PHONE I FEEL UNSAFE.

[snorlaxatives]

[marmoraskeith]

I heard vine compilations were a thing

[firefliesandacorns]

I actually laughed so hard I cried at “when I was gay I thought I was in the third grade”

[noella-bella]

@leatardian milk girl

[adr3nalyn3-blog]

I didn’t get to see the debate tonight but this sounds about right.

[gryphll]

[straightboyfriend]

take me down to New York City where the yorks are new & the city is city

[tibets]

[faisal-who-says-ni-deactivated2]

[goon]

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via SeanAndreHuang)

[badfoodnetworkpuns]

My answer when people ask me how my day is going

[gotinstarblog-deactivated201512]

[half-black-phillip]

I’m so mad because this worked

[britney2007spears]

help me roger

[telanu]

Reblogging myself because

Originally posted by gifs-for-the-masses

[luthienebonyx]

Reblogging myself because… what was that? Five minutes?

O_O

[riskpig]

………my friend has made me curious

[maryburgers]

help me roger

[maryburgers]

Update: after I reblogged this someone messaged me offering me tickets to the sold out Hausu screening with a Q&A and autograph session with the director

[hermes-whore-deactivated2019021]

let’s do it, roger

[spitefulreality-deactivated2015]

Roger helppppp

[pellgrantz]

What’s good, Roger?

[asongfor-vale]

bc finals week

[theboywhocan11]

Roger!!!

[nintendette]

Everytime a Florida Man is arrested, the spirit of Florida leaves his body and possesses another.

[mrcheyl]

[jehovahhthickness]

How I want my bank account to look like by 25.

[amemoryofkaye]

Claiming it.

[clatchetuniversity]

Waaaaay up 🙏🏾

[muvadiam]

11:11am on the receipt.

[amethystafrodite]

Reblog for prosperity, and success. May you always have what you need.

[honeychaigoddess]

That’s what I’m saying

[stanleighhh]

In other words, this is the ATM receipt, reblog and money will come your way.

[frankpagmanua-deactivated201712]

Doesn’t hurt to try.

[geeenohh]

^

[fuckthisblogshit]

Please 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼

[jozifiv]

Sequence “411” def reblogging with a prayer

[pumpupthevolumee-blog]

Fucking goalsss

[hirschelkisses]

I wish, I wish with all my heart to have this much money when I’m older!

[kasterborouskid]

@marissarei @basedgodtookmyusername @freshest-tittymilk ya’ll needs to get on this one. I’m wishing for it for me and ya’ll too!

[freshest-tittymilk]

@theknightmurders @gloomypunks @anotherdayforchaosfay @eatmypussyliketherussianfamine @shizukasmack @shimakaze @abs0luteenigma @trevinjones Bc i know we could all use some blessings right about now

[humdrumhootenanny]

Are your nipples sensitive?

Yeah they don’t take criticism well