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[animated-disney-gifs]

[polyglotten]

[chlommunist]

someone from the uk: im in sixth form

me: how many regenerations do you have left

[polyglotplatypus]

my weirdest hobby is re-creating memes in html so i have a crisp, HQ version of them to use and edit whenever i need

[hell-and-pepsi]

you’re doing god’s work here

[polyglotplatypus]

meme restoration. my hobby is called meme restoration

[sharabp]

Throughly enjoying other restaurants reacting to IHOb

[ruinedchildhood]

[surprisebitch]

what timeline are we in exactly

[archatlas]

六七質

[feywildwest]

one of the weirdest ways that language is evolving in response to the internet is that “bad words” just. do not have the same impact anymore. i constantly forget that some people think ‘fuck you’ is a terrible insult

so threats and insults have to start getting really out there if the person wants to even mean anything. if a person told me to die i’d shrug it off but if i opened a post’s tags and saw “op i will sneak into your house and replace all your shoelaces with cooked pasta” do you know how shaken i’d be? do you know how upset i’d be if i saw “op is the personification of the look you share w other people in the grocery store when some dude is causing A Scene™ for no reason”

[zmyaro]

So you are saying English curses on the Internet are becoming more like Yiddish curses?

[feywildwest]

I sincerely hope so but I can’t say I’m familiar with yiddish curses and i am begging you to tell me a few

[gallusrostromegalus]

My Personal favorite is:

“May all your teeth fall out, except for one, to give you a toothache.”

[ameliarating]

“May you grow like an onion, with your head in the ground.” “May God visit the best of the 10 plagues upon you.”

and my personal favorite:

“May you get stuck in an outhouse just as a regiment of Ukrainian* soldiers has filled up on prune stew and beer.”

*this joke joke reflects the combo of fear and disdain the Jews of that region had for the soldiers of their non-Jewish governments in a time where pogroms and kidnapping with forced enlistment was common. The soldiers were often the tools of those attacks. This should not be said to reflect any modern day attitude towards Ukrainian gentiles. (No Ukrainian soldiers were harmed in the making of this curse, but many, many Jews were…)

[animatedamerican]

My favorite Yiddish curses are the ones that start out sounding like they’re wishing you good fortune and then have a PLOT TWIST.

“May you grow so wealthy that every single day you can wake up in a brand new bedroom in your enormous house, and put on a brand new coat, and go down a brand new staircase and out a brand new door, and climb into a brand new fancy carriage, and have a brand new driver take you to a brand new doctor, and he won’t know what’s wrong with you either.”

[xkcds]

Mathematicians give a third answer on the vertical axis, “That question is poorly defined, but we have a sub-field devoted to every plausible version of it.”

Research Areas by Size and Countedness [Explained]

[quotemadness]

Youth is happy because it has the capacity to see beauty. Anyone who keeps the ability to see beauty never grows old.

Franz Kafka (via quotemadness)

[zodiacmind]

The 12 Zodiac Signs Sense of Humor

1. Aries: Goofy, physical humor comes most naturally. These are some of the top mimics in the Zodiac! But they are also known to be quite witty out of the blue. 

2. Taurus: Observational humor. They are usually unintentionally hilarious, and can take a step back and laugh at themselves too!

3. Gemini: Quick on the uptake, they remember jokes really well and can laugh at just about anything, This sign is most prone to making fun of someone, but not in a mean way, it’s usually because they’re interested.

4. Cancer: This sign has an endearing self-deprecating way of being funny. As simple as a silly facial expression or pretending to be serious when they’re not.

5. Leo: This sign tends to take everything in around them and deliver it verbally with a bit of exaggeration that not only is hilarious, but leaves you wanting to hear more. They know when they have you hooked, too. 

6. Virgo: The pissed, but not pissed, complaining, but not complaining, snarky wit about people and their lives is usually very humorous and entertaining.

7. Libra: A little strife and sarcasm send Libra going a long way! Once they lose the cool exterior and start, there’s no stopping their story telling humor. 

8. Scorpio: Sarcasm all the way. Comments here, comments there; it’s borderline rude, borderline passive aggressive, but funny nonetheless!

9. Sagittarius: Everything in life can be turned into some hilarious experience. A combination of observational humor, sarcasm, and exaggeration is where it’s at for this sign.

10. Capricorn: The no smile facade lives here. This sign can keep a straight face until they start laughing at themselves with a sharp uptake on what’s happening. 

11. Aquarius: Just naturally funny. They don’t really try to be a joke teller or anything. Often times they’re bewildered that they’re being funny and start laughing right along with the others. 

12. Pisces: This sign ranges from cute storytelling to down right obnoxious. They milk it too, taking all the time they need to have your attention and make you laugh.

Source: Unknown

[vvnnie]

Color your mornings Instagram | Flickr

[apricotshark]

b99week - day two - favourite cold open

only the best and most infamous scene in the entire show

[scorpiofactsdaily]

scorpio: time is fake

aquarius: like magic

scorpio: …no, magic is real

[ex0skeletal]

Zodiac Angels by Peter Mohrbacher

1. Hanael, Angel of Capricorn:

2. Advachiel, Angel of Sagittarius:

3. Ambriel, Angel of Gemini:

4. Muriel, Angel of Cancer:

5. Verchiel, Angel of Leo:

6. Hamaliel, Angel of Virgo:

7. Zuriel, Angel of Libra:

8. Barbiel, Angel of Scorpio:

9. Cambiel, Angel of Aquarius:

10. Barchiel, Angel of Pisces:

11. Malahidael, Angel of Aries:

12. Asmodel, Angel of Taurus:

[timotaychalamet]

Ashes of Time (1994) dir.Wong Kar Wai

[brown-sugar-bacon]

☉ Sun: Magnetic Solar heartbeat, the mythology you perform for the world

☽ Moon: The cosmic bay of dreams, where we go when we fall to sleep

☿ Mercury: The throne between the two temples in the mind, illuminated by the light of its neighbouring Sun

♀ Venus: Inclusiveness, finding similarities with other people, support, meaningful connections

♂ Mars: Parathyroid glands, the inner Sword made from iron, clairaudience

♃ Jupiter: The ability to acknowledge, hear, and understand every teaching and ancient language of the Gods

♄ Saturn: Sacred pools of Temples, transmutation of collected wisdom into a higher material reality

♅ Uranus: Cerebrospinal fluid poured from the Aquarius jug helixes up the spine toward saturating the pineal gland

♆ Neptune: The Kingdom of Souls, where the body becomes a cosmic flute eternally playing the seven vowels of nature

🐇 Pluto: The wise counsel emanating through images, desires, and feelings that rise from an unknown place deep inside

[budwq-deactivated20200211]

The other day my mom said something that i found really insulting to the 2d animation movies, she said that they stopped doing those because they were no longer appealing to the audience and that they were supposed to be discontinued, and i just thought how bullshit of an argument that is.

Comparing 2d animation with 3d and saying one is superior is like saying that digital art is better than traditional art, better than the fucking Mona Lisa, The creation of Adam, in fact, is a pretty ignorant comparation to do because one does not suprass the other, but new techniques are getting invented and we invest in those more.

Is just another way of animation, in fact, the shitty move all those studios did by closing their 2d animation studios eas pointless and it´s gonna cost them greatly, because someday people are gonna want to go back to the 2d animation and studios like Disney or Dreamworks will be too scared to do that, that will be the day that other studios will take upon them and give us what we want.

2D animation has the most beautiful animation i´ve ever seen, there´s something in it that i can´t explain that makes a big difference from watching cgi, and what i think would make a great combination is the great amount of details that you see in CGI and 3D movies into 2D techniques so you could expect to see shit like this

Atlantis (2001)

Treasure Planet (2002)

Sinbad (2003)

5 centimeters per second (2007)

The princess and the frog (2009)

Children who lost their Voices (2011)

Beyond the boundary (2015)

Your name (2016)

So whoever dares to say 2d animation is dead is wrong and also a bitch

[honeshero]

[pinkladylady]

Cool Hoodies and Coats (48% OFF)

OO1 // OO2

OO3 // OO4

OO5 // OO6

OO7 // OO8

OO9 // O1O

Multiple choices of size and color.

[brown-sugar-bacon]

I might actually buy one of these.