boo boo the fool

Rohit. 25. I'm just a shy hoe who is loves to sleep.

[oscarjamesleigh]

Tumblr is a fate driven website. You can't find posts through the search function, you see them when you're meant to.

[flannelsandjeans-deactivated202]

we can only sext if we roleplay as key figures from the cold war 

[binches-deactivated20220521]

im gorbachev who wants to be reagan

[golf-course-tragedy]

Mr. gorbachev tear down those pants

[emil]

RIP Gorbachev (2 March 1931 – 30 August 2022)

[salamanderinspace]

I cannot believe this is where I heard the news.

[normal-horoscopes]

"oh Gordon Ramsay is being performatively angry on kitchen nightmares"

Anyone who has ever met an amateur restaurant owner: They probably have to cut so many slurs from that show. I know ten people like this and they're all dumber than a box of rocks.

[normal-horoscopes]

"these people can't be this stupid it's a trick of the editing."

It's good to be conscious of how reality tv alters our perception of events and makes people into the most sensational versions of themselves. But please understand that "demographic that has enough spare income and misplaced confidence to start a restaurant with zero experience" is the group of people who stormed the capital.

[cargopantsman]

Alright.

Now the first post makes sense.

[connie-banana]

I once worked in a pub where the chip oil was so dirty it was black, but the owner never let us change it because oil costs money.

I was like, you know this is going to catch on fire if we don't change it, right?

And he went, no it won't lol don't worry sweetheart.

It caught on fire.

And after I went about shutting off the gas and getting the extinguisher, I came back to him

About

To throw

A bucket of water on it.

So no. While Kitchen Nightmares is probably edited to enhance the drama, those people are absolutely out there and they are stupider than you can imagine.

[beemovieerotica]

when my old professor wrote FTM in giant letters on the board and pointed at it dramatically like "this means everything in economics" and I made eye contact with my one guy friend who was shaking and everybody else was sitting there stunned/confused for a bit until he said "follow the money"

[zkzm500lar]

i worked at a grocery store and all our in-house products were "Fresh To Market" brand. every single time i rung up one of our own products i would see like "FTM Tomahawk Steak" or whatever. and every time without fail i would think "good for him"

[theconcealedweapon]

[dentiloquist]

No matter how much Osmosis Jones yaoi you draw it still takes place inside Bill Murray.

[clownsnake]

this is like seeing the tip of an iceberg drift past me, & i know theres some weird shit at the bottom of that iceberg but im just not going to make myself look any deeper than the tip today. thank you for this glimpse into your world op

[thenatsdorf]

“Alfie! Alfie!” (via)

[thenatsdorf]

Listen up!

[archai9925]

no, I will not do my stupid human tasks, I will stare at the ceiling and yearn for something I'll never feel

[everythingfox]

End of the day conversation

(via)

[seabassapologist]

[liberalsarecool]

Unsafe is pro-life mission.

[dingdongyouarewrong]

they know; that’s not a contradiction in their ideology but part of the point. they want to punish and inflict suffering on people who want to get abortions, who want to use drugs, etc, because they view those things as morally wrong and thus punishing the right individuals as morally correct. whether or not it actually ‘stops abortion’ isn’t the point to them

[anxietyproblem]

[peanutpalace-deactivated2023011]

Remember when you'd turn on the radio and almost always Poker Face was playing

Back when God was still listening

[gay-irl]

Gay🔫irl

[taykoutmccleod]

[mytearsrricochet]

no offense to Socrates and Plato n all of them but I would’ve figured that stuff out too if I was like the 10th person to ever exist

[dankmemeuniversity]

[ambergreyowl]