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kosmogrl

glowingghosty

doublism

they used to make smackable technology. you used to be able to hit your tv when it didn't work good.

servicebunny

It just shifted to spanking your puppy’s ass, to make them take that thick knot. Like the good little play thing they are.

doublism

i don't really think it's like that at all

maxxie-or-smth

every 5 minutes i go wow i NEED to kill myself and then i ignore it because i have things to do

sailermoon

this is how new yorkers @ mamdani

sailermoon

badbatbf

some of the men y’all call daddy are dude at best

psygull

spending several weeks scheduling a get-together for six of my friends but not telling them my plan is for us to walk around the business district downtown in a line like the band Madness

lew-basnight

baraphalloplastyclinic-deactiva

I actually do think we should discourage women from becoming housewives. Do not become financially dependent on a man. That's how a lot of women ended up dead over the years. A man gets violent suddenly and you have to choose between homelessness or potentially dying at his hand because you have an enormous gap in your resume and no degrees or certifications or anything that will help you pursue a career that will allow you to be financially independent. He owns your bank account. His name is probably the one on the car. Try and leave and he can report it stolen. Where will you go then?

Don't become a housewife.

ladyfoxfire

And if you do become a housewife, take steps to protect yourself. Make sure you’re legally married, for starters; stay-at-home girlfriends have very little legal recourse to claim their partner’s assets in a breakup. Make sure your name is on the house deed/rental agreement, and have your car in your name, even if your spouse is paying for it. Have your spouse transfer money every month into an account solely in your name, so you can buy yourself things without needing permission, but also so you can save up to leave if needed.

If your spouse fights you on any of this, then don’t quit your job. The tradwife to poverty pipeline is real, and so is financial abuse.

dressedupliketheking

also, many women/people experience controlling behaviour and domestic violence from their partner for the first time during pregnancy. don’t risk thinking “he’s just stressed, it’ll get better when the baby comes” because it won’t. neither you and your child will ever be safe with that man. get out as early and safely as you can

mapsontheweb

Parts of the country where self-service gas pumping is illegal.

unterwaesche

I didn’t know about New Jersey’s law so imagine my shock when a pump jockey sprinted at my car and kicked my door shut when I tried to get out to get gas. I rolled down my window and asked him “Is there a law against pumping your own gas or something?” And he looked at me like I’M nuts and just said “…yes?”

humanityinahandbag

okay but imagine this in the reverse. when i left new jersey as a driver for the first time and sat in my car for about ten minutes wondering where the attendant was until a nice man tapped on my window and just said the words “New Jersey?” and when I nodded he told me to get out of the car so he could teach me how to pump gas (and nicely didn’t laugh at me when I shot gas out of the nozzle across the side of my car).

anonymousalchemist

me and the boys (all from new jersey) went on a road trip out of state and had to get gas and it ended up being sort of a Group Puzzle for the gang as we huddled around the gas pump and nozzle and tank and whatnot. just picture five people standing around the gas tank opening like its part of an escape room. it was very silly.

piedude

So I guess the answer to “How many Jersey Boys does it take to figure out a gas pump?” is “At least 4”

omtai

Normal groceries like milk or bread or whatever running out is whatever. Just anotha day. But when stuff like salt or cooking oil or rice runs out it feels like You’re supposed to be here for me and you’re leaving. You’re just like everyone else

dreamquestofunknownkadath

One of my favorite genres of post

dreamquestofunknownkadath

vanilla-kitty

daughter-of-sapph0

maple-syrup-drinker

I have these saved in a folder called "wrong picture, Kronk"

sacred-portal

fangorn-forest

not enough secret gardens and hidden passageways and bookshelves that open to a mysterious library these days. get working on that girls.

paperjoshi

on it boss

paperjoshi

trapped in the catacombs boss

jennamoran

cat: I will just hang out on your lap now me: yay cat: I have brought ten knives

humanperson-123

cinemascientist

Hokum feels like it was made for me. Great atmosphere. Interesting characters - even unlikeable! Adam Scott is great as a complete fucking prick. Not a douchebag with a heart of gold. He is a mean asshole. A well-written and acted asshole. Characters don't need to be perfect to be interesting.

The hotel itself reminded me of a few I've stayed in in Ireland funny enough so maybe that's why I fully bought into the creepiness of the hotel. I went in praying whatever was going on would not be revealed to be some Satanic cult, especially since I was hoping it would lean on Irish folklore which is scary as shit sometimes. Not a cult!!! (Can we cool it with the "it was a cult/ritual" trope for a bit?)

Good jump scares, good creepy scares too. The kind that don't draw attention. One of the best involved both. And one especially disturbing bunny. "You're scared? You should be. You fucking should be" that and a few other visuals actually gave me chills. Good chunks of the movie every muscle in my body was *clenched*.

I can't wait to see what other people (especially those who don't have an interest in Irish mythology and folklore) think of it. I know I am predisposed, I wonder if someone who wasn't would be as into it.