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When your party comes up with a dumb plan but you don’t have anything better

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northwest-cryptid

I’m buying a castle.

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pizzaismylifepizzaisking

https://www.moulin.nl/en/realestate/castle-for-sale-france-midi-pyrenees-gers-32_102909/

Update: The castle as of April 2015 is actually only around $1,300,000 USD now due to the currency exchange rates! :D

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brunhiddensmusings

this goes even further, some European countries will give you a castle for free if you submit a plan stating how you intend to restore or preserve it. Italy alone for example has somewhere between 100 and 300 castles they intend to give away to anyone with intent to be a caretaker, they literally cant keep track of how many discount castles are up for grabs it doesn’t even have to be an ambitious plan, even if it says you just intend to keep it from becoming more shitty and will occasionally add a few bricks when you can afford it. given that most of them come with land you could convert the grounds to actually produce enough income to pay for the repairs- like setting up apple trees and brewing cider you sell with your castle name on the bottle, or raising some goats for cheese, a hobby farm could turn this into an actual income opportunity. hell, throwing parties at the castle could make it an income opportunity they will literally -GIVE- you a castle to make sure someone is taking care of it rather then let them all sit empty

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compulsive

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gbgswaggerman

Idk why this has some misfits energy to it

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thegamerinallofus

looks like she’s about to hit him with that bag lol

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watch the whole thing, i’m begging you

nateswinehart

You gotta have a plan…

crossed-quills

This is the mist motivational and inspiring thing I’ve seen all goddamn week

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This is incredible.

unicornships

Still appreciating the continuity. Toph & Twinkletoes (Aang’s) friendship lasting more than one lifetime

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snatch-daddy

It doesn’t make us go crazy. We just don’t understand the why. No one has ever satisfactorily explained why bagged milk is better than milk in jugs.

unclebeanbag

There is no literal reason since the jugs we use are just as cheap as bags and with a bag you need to put it into something as soon as it’s opened because otherwise you’re crying over spilt milk

rantingmacaron

I don’t understand why y'all use jugs though. They’re so impractical.

unclebeanbag

No they’re not. You have a self contained stand able container.

With a bag you have one floppy boi

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We have holders for that. There’s no real difference.

carnival-phantasm

Wouldn’t it be crazy if there was a way you could hold milk without grabbing a separate holder? Some sort of solid plastic or cardboard container, that would be so cool.