whoops wrong old man @bruciebat - Tumblr Blog

(this blog is lowkey abandoned, check out my main @not-another-robin)

Hiiii welcome to my horny jail sideblog but since I'm a professional buzzkill let's get some rules down first

I'm probably gonna do requests from time to time but as a rule - no characters that are primarily depicted as underage. Ie, I'll do Dick or Jason or Barbara but not robins/characters younger than that. I know its really muddy but if you have a question just ask

If I'm asking for fic recommendations/requests for more detailed situations, please nothing that constitutes an archive warning (no n*nc*n/cnc, underage, inc*st, etc). I'm just sensitive to that stuff, sorry.

Not a rule but putting it here anyway - if you're ever inclined to write a fic/draw something/ do anything based around something I've posted 1) you are 1000% welcome to, 2) please tag me, and 3) I will be crying and screaming and making you friendship bracelets forever

💜 My actual uncensored NSFW is posted on my twitter @/butlersyndrome 💜

That's it! My art tag is #narslooking, my headcanons tag is #narsgossip, and my fic rec tag is #narsreads. btw I'm nars, I'm 19, any pronouns, queer I guess. Also idk the etiquette for blogs like this if I'm goofing something up lmk tyy Thx for stopping by ;P

#info #sorry its weird starting a blog like this just bare with me lol

Mrs Kent just coolin off :) no funny business here

#huge women fan i don't draw them enough #martha kent #idk what people look for in the martha kent tag but i hope at least one milf enjoyer is blessed ❤️ feminism

Alfred deserves a collar and a cage. As a treat

#long hair bc hes in his the 'manor is empty wtf do i do' era #infatuated with all star alfred as you can tell #also scarred alfred is underrated

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OKAY I have created a collection. Since I hate Twitter and the mortifying ordeal of being known I have created a stash for aaaallll my 18+ spicy stuff. I've got a few unseen doodles in there, feel feel too explore.

#reminder of where the goods are

You know, I think the death throws of Twitter is a great time to get back into drawing porn

#i asexually drift in and out of being interested in it #but you know what. woe. alfred sub be upon ye

Two very normal doodles on a very normal - ah fuck it's pennywaynes. Full on twt

#narslooking #alfred pennyworth #being so brave about tagging this for the good of the alfred fuckers o7 #everyone else sorry i guess

i cant find your twitter?

Oh sorry, I actually changed it recently! I post nsfw on @/butlersyndrome now :]!!

New GordAlf dropped, featuring Gordon being a smooth talker

#narslooking #batman #jim gordan #alfred pennyworth #smut #is there a jim x alfred tag??

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J'onn enjoyers rejoice

bruciebat

I can't believe I forgot to post these

Only got through two but are we really complaining

#martian manhunter #wondermartian #martianlantern #martianhawk

At this point the master plan of this blog is to make the muts who follow it sufficiently Horny About That Old Man that I can commission them abt it. Festering in my own private hell etc etc

#im so past the bottom of the barrel I've hit bedrock on the fanfic front #look. look. is it so wrong to want to see a fancy old man get dicked down in his dilf era? i mean. yes but that's not the point #bottom line is:....... is it working

Saw this on Twitter and had some uh. Had some uh. Had some thoughts. Ref under the cut!

#marfred #i don't have the strength to put this in the tags

J'onn enjoyers rejoice

#finally following thru on my 'jonn gets railed' comic idea

OKAY I have created a collection. Since I hate Twitter and the mortifying ordeal of being known I have created a stash for aaaallll my 18+ spicy stuff. I've got a few unseen doodles in there, feel feel too explore.

#narslooking #ns4w #alfred pennyworth #pennywaynes #thomarfred #martha wayne #thomas wayne #batman #bruce wayne #nsft #suggestive #narsposting #j'onn j'onzz #martian manhunter #martianbat

POV: you're having horny thoughts about your blorbos but you're autistic and also asexual

#this is what the inside of my brain looks like #dcau #justice league #jl

I'm not even gonna lie, I just need to take a census of all the people who want to see my alfred art and send them all the goods directly lol

#im not even joking about this #if you're horny for younger alfred just slide into my ask with your discord

Alfred was a bitch in his service years

#remember that one guy from btas that worked with alfred #im. im bringing him back for my purposes lmao

So this comes from an entire au where Martha Kane/Wayne and Martha Kent were childhood friends, and because of that Alfred and Bruce become close with the Kents after Thomas and Martha's deaths. Naturally instead of expanding on that story I made it 🔥

They're all in their mid/late 40s here, it's right after Bruce sets out on his training leaving the manor empty. It's literally just Alfred there so the Kents drag him out to the farm to keep him company. They get along as always, but the conversation eventually turns to how much Alfred misses the Waynes - something him and Martha really bond over. Late into the night they're still talking, and drinking, and Alfred reveals he actually hasn't been with anyone since Thomas and Martha. The Kents are like immediately shocked because that's?? Over a decade??? And they're like well. Um. Anything you need buddy. Sex ensues. Yay.

>I can't post the saucy bit on tumblr, so here it is on twt<

#narslooking #omg am i gonna put this in the tags #i can't #pennykents #there another 'alfred being a third' ship for the books

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