know your place monster man, time’s up!

it is with a heavy heart that nuance must prevail

[bobdylanyaoi]

plans for the summer

JERK IT

WRITE RPF

DRINK ALCOHOL

BLOG LIKE IVE NEVER BLOGGED BEFORE

job ?

LISTEN TO RECORDS

[bruhffalo]

at any given moment i am at risk of overdosing on pepto bismol. talk to me nice

[bruhffalo]

my introduction to pornography was the sex scene in splice where adrian brody has sex with alien baby he had raised and it explains ,,,, so much

[laughconfetti]

no context needed

[disgustinggf]

[bruhffalo]

watching a group of straight men argue over who is the freakiest and one of the tie breakers being “do you eat pussy?” ,,,,, like these are not My People

[achillesinhighheels]

[bruhffalo]

u no what hell ya

[ooppo]

"He has a 12 inch cock" well my pussy ain't a fucking magicians hat bitch where is all that supposed to go

[ooppo]

[64mpg]

be a good digestive tract and digest for mommy. break down my meals for me. do not cause me pain or bloating.

[busket]

he's gonna die one day soon and it wont fix everything but it'll feel great and the whole world is gonna fucking party together

[busket]

no it applies to one man and you know exactly who I'm talking about

[weirdplutoprince]

Well, well, well. If it isn't the consequences of someone else's actions that I am directly impacted and severely affected by

[greelin]

you can never escape a weird little freak that loves you

[redstonedust]

you think you're sooooooooo funny huh? well you are. i find you a delight to be around and im glad you have the self confidence to recognise it. i love you.

[stroebe2]

It’s all corrupt girl

[bruhffalo]

i am never going to financially recover from this

[innerchildabortionclinic]

favorite genre of joke. starting a collection

[meangirlnurse]

there’s a post on tumblr about like. if you could do something to bring people a little relief, why wouldn’t you do it? which has unironically informed my practice as a nursing student and patient care tech

[meangirlnurse]

i’m glad no one made any unpleasant comments on this post that might distract from the message because that would really suck

[bruhffalo]

the gang from always sunny being flyers fans just means they have 1000% called sidney crosby a slur