whore

kickin it in hell

[dirtyhippiie]

[teenscoolest]

[babyanimalgifs]

[momunofu-deactivated20150808]

chillin on a Saturday night

[thepope]

Calm down jojo

[momunofu-deactivated20150808]

you’re right, I am looking a little stiff here, I should try to relax

[sparkafterdark-deactivated20181]

You call that “chillin”?

Everyone knows the best way to relax is with a good book and a warm drink

[totallyfubar]

I dunno, man,

 sometimes I like just relaxing on my laptop

[witchchad-deactivated20160310]

get on my level boys

[sparkafterdark-deactivated20181]

Unfortunately to “get on your level” I’d need a boat trip to the Mariana Trench and a pair of cinderblock shoes.

[nerdgul]

Thats gotta be the sickest burn ive ever read holy fuck

[choppedandfoodnetwork]

[maggielovesotters]

[stayingwoke]

Today in, “You Fucked with the wrong judge” News.

Judge removes 2 people, calls them clowns during local woman’s sentencing for deadly DUI crash.

That “Try It” was everything.

[nope]

“Not in courtroom 502.” I was shook honestly

[gunzonyatmblr]

TRYYYYYYYYYY IT

[thedragoninmygarage]

[nico-incognito]

[kanyuzugu-deactivated20160506]

[khanos-deactivated20170219]

im always in a soft romantic mood

[animal-factbook]

Ring-tail lemurs have a variety of religions such as refrigerators and portable heaters. Their way of praying are similar to that of humans, where they kneel down with both hands over their head or clasp their hands together.

[theinturnetexplorer]

Being a nature photographer seems great, maybe I should try…

[hareofhrair-in-a-funny-hat]

[dagenssvenska]

Eng: Art Swe: Konst

Eng: Weird Swe: Konstig

Philosophical question: Are we calling weirdness inherently art-y or art inherently weird?

[katswenski]

[pattythenest]

Are you fucking kidding me

[whosawhatawutchamacallit]

friendly reminder that Satan too hates Trump

[did-you-know]

Trees can get email in Australia. In 2013, trees were assigned email addresses by the city of Melbourne  so its citizens could report potential problems, but people ended up writing thousands of love letters to their favorite trees instead. Source

Sometimes the trees even responded…

[slimetony]

what do people in relationships even do

[fakecel]

Care about someone with your whole heart and dedicate your life to making them happy

[slimetony]

okay. didnt ask

[khanate-blog]

>asks question

>“didnt ask”

[slimetony]

thanks for the play by play captain fuck