water only drowns the boat when it gets inside

I'm not a princess I don't need saving, I'm a queen I've got this shit handled

[xdeath-by-poisonx]

... Has this been done yet? 👀

Ol' Husker testing his limits 😂

[izzyhill]

[camiekahle-deactivated20190815]

THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN

[macncheese-blog]

I’VE BEEN TRYING TO FIND THIS FOR SEVEN YEARS

DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW HARD IT IS TO ?????

[pinkifingers]

That last fatal scream tho

[flawlessputaa-deactivated201610]

THE TERROR IN HIS SCREAM OH GOSH

[piss-pirate]

[chillyfeetsteak]

i’m crying

[smore-692-deactivated20170712]

WAAA-

[veritashopian]

I will always reblog this on the off chance some other poor soul has been searching for it

[molten-by-determination-deactiv]

IT’S BACK

[llibratin-deactivated20170617]

HOYL SHIT ITS B A CK

[not-a-recommended-url]

IT’S BACK?? ON MY DASH?

[keymageheartfilia]

re-blogging again xD

[brujaita]

J.k. Rowling stole my idea

I kid you not, three years before the cursed child came out I wrote a short story for English about were the antagonist was a child between Voldemort and bellatrix and then a few years later the book came out I was shook! Like holy shit, J.K. really out here reading my mind.

[brujaita]

I imagine the marauders spend their time after death in a hogwarts shaped heaven and the ror has a screen to watch their children live on

[brujaita]

The fact that mcgonagall watched both the marauders grow up secretly amused by them.

Then watched them grow into men maturing enough to fight the war and marry.

But they still kept a fun demeanor.

And imagine the happiness of little Harry being born!

But then a little while later she gets woken up in the middle of the night to find out that two of them are dead and another in azkaban for killing them.

Then a few years pass and bam! She sees James potter walk through the entrance hall, but wait it's not him, its Harry.

And as soon as the troll incident happened she knew EXACTLY which parent he took after.

Can you imagine her reaction when she sees him fall in love with A. RED. HEAD.

And when the war starts back up her worrying about where Harry is all seventh year.

And the pain of all those students dying On. School. Grounds. The place where she was supposed to keep students safe.

And after the second war going to her second Potter wedding.

And then can you imagine her face watching ANOTHER James lookalike walk in.

AND WHEN SHE HEARS HIS NAME.

Then once she goes through it again with Albus.

AND HER FACE WHEN A MINI LILY WALKS IN THE NEXT YEAR.

Imagine her train of thought of having those three children in her school with the obviously inheritable trouble prone trait.

[skandarismyturkishdelight]

Reblog if you're just really fucking in love with Edmund Pevensie

[como-chin-gas]

MY HEART HURTS....

IF YOU ARE NOT OUTRAGED BY WHAT IS HAPPENING THEN THERE IS SOMETHING SERIOUSLY WRONG WITH YOU BECAUSE THIS IS INHUMANE....

DON’T LOOK AWAY ‼️‼️‼️‼️

[virglns]

literally all I do is daydream about impossible scenarios 

[culturistjack-deactivated201804]

I'd very much like to punch a feminist.

I’d never, ever hurt a lady but I’d be happy to punch a feminist. It’d bring me great joy.

[olisaurusrex]

I’m 6’2 and weigh 180lbs

ready when you are

[thattallsummonerguy]

Or if you’d like to have some more options….

I’m 6’4” 228 pounds and have 9 years of combined martial arts training and 3 years of being a Line Backer in football. Just in case you are looking for variety.

[wontbeafraid-deactivated2014041]

what about a lady and a feminist. warning, combatives certified soldier.

[nevergenders]

im tiny, i’m like 5′4 and 130 lbs but u can fight me too

[scumbagsblog]

Reblogging for the last one cuz that’s adorable

[likeits1995]

SO PROUD

[ghost--ranger]

The Fantastic 4 we deserve

[crimezi]

OMG IVE ONLY SEEN THIS POST IN SCREEN SHOTS

[stars-for-thought]

We will all protect the small one.

[cover-your-ears]

I stan

[keithiskogained-deactivated2019]

it got better!!

[babygoose-deactivated20240106]

plot-twist: the small one could actually kick everyone’s ass

[raccooncryptidd]

If one day I see this on my dash and DON’T reblog it assume I’m dead.

[transienceflowers-deactivated20]

Hogwarts House playlists.

[illinicoise]

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

[spn-fandom-breathing-heavily]

not even risking that shit

[codyslipring-deactivated2015060]

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

[isamaegreenleaf]

Last comment same thing. Sorry to the next person who sees this. I just can’t risk it. I have things I need to do before my life becomes hell. Lol

[nnfirnid]

man i fucking hate yall who tf put this up knowing damn well we all gonna reblog it im heated im really sick af bout this 

[modelinterrupted]

I don’t play that shit lol sorry

[latenightsugar]

WHyyyy

[badgyal-k-deactivated20190901]

Sorry everyone

[just-jay25]

If only if only the woodpecker sighs the bark on the tree was as soft as the sky why the wolf waits below hungry and lonely he cries to the moon if only if only

[kixgbear]

Shiddd

[angiebkxo-deactivated20180626]

this post followed me to Facebook and im sooo annoyed!

[manynamedshe]

It’s been a MINUTE since I’ve seen Madame Zeroni, fr fr

[glamhoeour-deactivated20251207]

I HATE TUMBLR FKKKK SAKES

LMAOOOO

[venusians]

Not tryna fuck up any of my planetary Returns~

[edge-of-great]

One time I didn’t and I was broke for like a month but the next time I seen it I rebloged it and a bitch just got 500 out the blue and a 20 gift card

[re-place-ablee]

Talking to someone every single day or hours can be pretty destructive because there will come a day where you don’t speak at all and it’s going to be the loneliest feeling in the world.

[babyanimalgifs]

[asombodyinanobodytown-deactivat]

I REALLY FUCKING LOVE THIS OKAY

[harry-potter-always7]

I really want these pencils…

[brujaita]

James: *angry* ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS!!!!

Sirius: ...

Peter: ...

Remus: ...

James: ...

Remus: ... bitch i might be

[insert-dramatic-music-here]

Still unforgiven Pettigrew! -.-

[unfollower-deactivated20260220]

men should take advantage of the lack of dress code rules set for guys and wear mini skirts and tank tops to school every day

[jacklullaby-deactivated20160130]

OH MY GOD  LAST YEAR THE DUDES ON MY CLASS HAVE DONE IT

AND THEY GOT ALL CALLED IN THE PRINCIPAL’S ROOM

BUT THEY DIDNT GOT IN TROUBLE BECAUSE

THEY SAID EXACTLY IT “BUT THOSE RULES ARE ONLY FOR GIRLS”

[jacklullaby-deactivated20160130]

I’M NOT EVEN JOKING

[aenramsden]

The best part is how smug they all look about it.

[cinnamonrollbucky-deactivated20]

Proof that dress codes are inherently sexist.