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incorrect hp quotes — Adagio

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no quote, just me screaming about superhero!harry / journalist!draco.

no its not superman!harry and lois lane! draco, wdym :/ /j

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Draco, storming in: The greatest thing that could ever happen has just happened!

Harry: The girl who beat you to high-school valedictorian just died?

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Harry: Our second option is surveillance footage

Harry: of Detective Malfoy soliciting drugs using perfect grammar!

Draco: It's not that weird to say

Draco: "May I have some cocaine?"

Harry: It is.

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Draco: [gasps]

Harry, looking worriedly at him:

Draco, frowning: There's a typo on this crossword puzzle!

Harry: [smiles adorably]

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Draco, rolling his eyes: You're not exactly...

Draco: The king of mature relationships.

Harry: Fair enough.

Harry: But I would argue that I'm like a beautiful angel of love who has trouble finding love for himself.

Draco:

Harry: Admit that you would read that book!

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Witch, with a bleeding girl on toll: Are you Healer Malfoy?!

Draco: I have a feeling I'm gonna regret this,

Draco: But yes.

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Harry: You're gonna ace this test. Don't worry.

Draco: You think that because you love me.

Draco: And love has made you dumb!

Harry: I disagree! If anything, love has made me smarter.

Harry: Remember last week when I boiled that egg?

Draco, fondly: That was big. I was really proud of you.

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Draco, scoffing: I went home from your place to shower, and I'm so tired that I fell asleep while shaving my legs!

Harry: But we went to bed so early?

Harry: Property Brothers was over at 10.

Harry, looking around the lunch room: I mean, sex.

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Draco: You're being ridiculous Pansy!

Draco: I can't just go to Potter and tell him "Oh, guess WHAT! I fucking love you, you annoying prat"!

Pansy, sighing: Draco,

Pansy: You need to man up.

Draco: Man up?

Draco: Sexist.

Pansy:

Draco, aggressively smiling: I'm sorry but I don't see gender, sir!

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Harry, stepping inside Draco's flat: Wow, your apartment is better than mine in every way imaginable.

Harry: You want to know what my first thought was when we dropped into that sewer?

Draco: ?

Harry: "Smells like home."

Draco: [concerned, confused face]

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Draco, getting ready in the morning: I'm leaving!

Harry: Alright-

Harry: Oh! Just so you know, it's very muggy outside!

Draco:

Draco: Harry, I swear, if I step outside and all of our mugs are on the front lawn-

Harry: [sips coffee from bowl]

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8th year

Draco: Here's some advice-

Harry: I- didn't ask for any?

Draco: Too bad!

Draco: I'm stuck here with my thoughts and you're the only one who talks to me.

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Draco: I hate Potter- I hate him!

Draco, scoffing: And I'm the kind of person who doesn't hate anyone.

Pansy: ... You hate Weasley.

Draco: Well- He's hateful! Besides him, I don't hate anyone.

Pansy: You hate Flint.

Draco: Well, he calls me 'kid' and he's over all annoying! Besides Flint and Weasley, I don't hate anyone.

Pansy: You hate Nott.

Draco: Oh- Who doesn't?!

Pansy:

Draco: Okay, fine. So...

Draco: I hate a lot of people.

Draco: But I hate Potter more.

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Hermione, after Harry asked for them to be nice to Draco: Well, tell us a little about yourself, Malfoy.

Draco: I'd rather not. I really like this group.

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Harry: Hey, I say we go down there, kick the guy's door in, and let him know that we're in town!

Draco: That isn't the way we do things here! We may have to go in there and run a con, drop a bug, do the smooth talking.

Harry: Okay, you come with me, you do the smooth talking, let's go.

Draco: No, we just can't go in there and kick down his door. We need a plan!

Harry, sighing: Well, who makes the plans?!

Draco: Dumbledore.

Harry: Okay, then, Dumbledore, what's the plan?

Dumbledore: You guys are gonna go down there, kick the man's door in, let him know you're in town.

Draco:

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Hermione: Is this your plan B?

Pansy: Technically, this is plan P.

Harry: Plan P? Is there a plan M?

Pansy: Yeah, but plan M it's just you getting eloped with Draco.

Draco: I like plan M.

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Harry: Hey, what was the name of the guy who lives down the hall?

Draco: His cats' names are Hestia and Zeus.

Harry: That's not what I asked.

Draco: That is all the information I have.