#incorrect chat

[incorrect9-1-1]

Bobby to the crew: Once again, I will remind all of you that I love you all equally.

Hen: That is bullshit if I've ever heard it.

Chimney: What did I eat for breakfast, cap?! Tell me what I had for breakfast!!!

Buck: Huh? Didn't Bobby make some chocolate blueberry pancakes for everyone?

Eddie: No, babe. That was just for you.

Ravi: It's true. I was there, man.

[instantlystrangeimaginellama]

Yennefer: when I get murdered, make sure my case is unsolved

Jaskier: what?

Yen: I want to be on buzzfeed unsolved

Jaskier: lets go back to the "when I get murdered" part

[madaboutmathers]

Incorrect Chat

Marshall: Selfie complete

Y/N: Let me see (takes the phone)

Y/N: You know it's on record? It's been recording you for over 10 minutes.

Marshall: What, no it hasn't! Give it back.

[brunettebaguette]

8th year

Draco: Here's some advice-

Harry: I- didn't ask for any?

Draco: Too bad!

Draco: I'm stuck here with my thoughts and you're the only one who talks to me.

[rowan-lee]

Incorrect chat //

Power Rangers 2017

[usopp-writes]

Thatch sings: "This girl is on fiiirreee." *points at Ace.*

Ace: "I'M NOT A GIRL."

Thatch sings: "This boi is on fiiiireee."

[benedettabeby]

Ziva: yes, my Tony is everything I could dream in my life I swear. He is so caring,charming and...

Woman: is the man splashing in the fountain your Tony?

Ziva: No

Woman: But he looks physically similar to what you described and...

Tony, from the fountain: Zivaaaaaa! Come here, you need to see this!

Ziva: I have no idea who that man is

[letsstaywithstraykids]

Stray Kids Incorrect Quotes #8

Han: *hiding under a table dressed as a clown with fake blood all over him holding a knife* BOOOOO!!!!

Lee Know: *doesn't even blink or look up from his phone.* How cute.

Han, walking by nothing unusual: H-

Hyunjin: *spills his drink and falls out of his chair* WHAT ARE YOU DOING? WHY ARE YOU SNEAKING UP ON ME? YOU NEARLY GAVE ME A HEART ATTACK. I- *faints*